The 2019-2020 Coronavirus outbreak thread

[Bromagia]

Then you don't party hard enough.

Imagine only bringing 2l of spirits to a party.

If it's Everclear, 2l is all you need.

[Cisairse]

Imagine only bringing 2l of spirits to a party.

If it's Everclear, 2l is all you need.

Can you even buy 2L of Everclear? I've only ever seen smaller bottles.

[Genivaria]

Shipped, Uber Eats, and Doordash are gonna make a killing.

[Vetalia]

You brought back some gnarly memories of my own 2L Smirnoff Vanilla fiasco "party" I "hosted" in my dorm back in 2009 during the Swine Flu epidemic. The quote of the night was "Arthur should be dead by now".

Note that I am not Arthur.

Then you don't party hard enough.

I expanded the OP a bit to include my toga phase, but Arthur was doing a lot of drugs rather than the respectable alcohol I was consuming and I think he mixed the wrong stuff with some alcohol and sort of went into another world. There was also a conversation where I think I agreed with someone that the Nazi Aktion T-4 program was a good idea, a good half hour where I was curled up in a ball in the shower after something...the rest is just bits and pieces.

It was fucked and I hope to experience that once again before I die.

[Grenartia]

Either they haven't been tested/the results haven't come in yet, or its just the flu. Hopefully the latter. Right now, most of the cases in the state seem to be centered on a senior living center in New Orleans.

you're fucking with me.

that's what his doctor said.

his doctor did the test.

hang on i'ma tell him to ask his doctor what the fuck is this

I figured with the shortage of tests, he hadn't gotten one. My apologies.

Shipped, Uber Eats, and Doordash are gonna make a killing.

Figuratively. Until their delivery drivers and the people working at the restaurants come down with it. Then it will be literally.

[San Lumen]

As long as grocery stores remain open you can always hole up in your basement with your friends and a 2L of Smirnoff.

SL lives in NYC. How rich do you think he is that he can afford new York alcohol taxes?

I don’t drink and by the time this Is over in six months many restaurants will have closed

[Shrillland]

Shipped, Uber Eats, and Doordash are gonna make a killing.

They might, but people are afraid to even get restaurant food because of people that might have the virus working there. It'll take some time, at least in the US, before everyone's aware of the emergency paid sick leave that we're supposed to be getting.

[Cisairse]

Then you don't party hard enough.

I expanded the OP a bit to include my toga phase, but Arthur was doing a lot of drugs rather than the respectable alcohol I was consuming and I think he mixed the wrong stuff with some alcohol and sort of went into another world. There was also a conversation where I think I agreed with someone that the Nazi Aktion T-4 program was a good idea, a good half hour where I was curled up in a ball in the shower after something...the rest is just bits and pieces.

It was fucked and I hope to experience that once again before I die.

Sounds like my entire sophomore year tbh

[Vetalia]

Imagine only bringing 2l of spirits to a party.

750ml per guest is really not a bad rule. During the infamous 2L of Smirnoff night there were eight of us, but then a bunch of Guinness arrived which led to a period of my temporary madness upon drinking that as well as two handles of god damned Paramount 151 vodka brought by the prodigal son who finally got back from the liquor store up the street on North High.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Then you don't party hard enough.

I expanded the OP a bit to include my toga phase, but Arthur was doing a lot of drugs rather than the respectable alcohol I was consuming and I think he mixed the wrong stuff with some alcohol and sort of went into another world. There was also a conversation where I think I agreed with someone that the Nazi Aktion T-4 program was a good idea, a good half hour where I was curled up in a ball in the shower after something...the rest is just bits and pieces.

It was fucked and I hope to experience that once again before I die.

Isn't that what generally occurs at the yearly gholgoth meetup?

[Vetalia]

Sounds like my entire sophomore year tbh

Incidentally this also happened during my sophomore year, a few parties over at Kinnear were degenerate in their own way but this was something else. After that it got a lot more sedate but no less drunken, especially when I found a bar that let me smoke indoors.

I did experience the first two-day hangover of my entire life as a result of this, so that was a first.

[Vetalia]

I expanded the OP a bit to include my toga phase, but Arthur was doing a lot of drugs rather than the respectable alcohol I was consuming and I think he mixed the wrong stuff with some alcohol and sort of went into another world. There was also a conversation where I think I agreed with someone that the Nazi Aktion T-4 program was a good idea, a good half hour where I was curled up in a ball in the shower after something...the rest is just bits and pieces.

It was fucked and I hope to experience that once again before I die.

Isn't that what generally occurs at the yearly gholgoth meetup?

If I go, it will.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Imagine only bringing 2l of spirits to a party.

750ml per guest is really not a bad rule. During the infamous 2L of Smirnoff night there were eight of us, but then a bunch of Guinness arrived which led to a period of my temporary madness upon drinking that as well as two handles of god damned Paramount 151 vodka brought by the prodigal son who finally got back from the liquor store up the street on North High.

If I would like to forget the night, my favourite drink is a double vodka poured into a pint of cider.
Times...about 10.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Isn't that what generally occurs at the yearly gholgoth meetup?

If I go, it will.

Isn't gholgoth the rp region that used to have the big meetups? I thought it was.

[Bromagia]

If it's Everclear, 2l is all you need.

Can you even buy 2L of Everclear? I've only ever seen smaller bottles.

Buy several small bottles and merge them in a 2l bottle.

[The Rich Port]

you're fucking with me.

that's what his doctor said.

his doctor did the test.

hang on i'ma tell him to ask his doctor what the fuck is this

I figured with the shortage of tests, he hadn't gotten one. My apologies.

Shipped, Uber Eats, and Doordash are gonna make a killing.

Figuratively. Until their delivery drivers and the people working at the restaurants come down with it. Then it will be literally.

... Um no. You're right. I just told him to call his doctor.

Apparently... His doctor is an 80 year old fossil who confused him for a CDC scientist, not helped by said fossil apparently consulting.

He has the flu.

So much for being worried to death, me AND my poor maybe-sick-with-a-new-scary-virus boyfriend included. I wanted to talk to this doctor but my boyfriend didn't let me, said I'd just shriek and give death and legal threats to said doctor. He knows me too well. Either way, this doctor should fucking retire before someone slaps him with malpractice.

Oh well. Big gaffe on my part, but like I give a shit. I'm too happy now. My prior points still stand though, and my signature remains. Vigilance is important.

[Vetalia]

If I would like to forget the night, my favourite drink is a double vodka poured into a pint of cider.
Times...about 10.

I achieved the same result back during my freshman year by diluting Hypnotiq liqueur with vodka. Brought my Ohio State t-shirt home in a bag the next day.

[The Rich Port]

If I would like to forget the night, my favourite drink is a double vodka poured into a pint of cider.
Times...about 10.

I achieved the same result back during my freshman year by diluting Hypnotiq liqueur with vodka. Brought my Ohio State t-shirt home in a bag the next day.

I always did wonder about that.

Can you use high proof alcohol to disinfect stuff.

If so, I got a shit-ton of vodka.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I achieved the same result back during my freshman year by diluting Hypnotiq liqueur with vodka. Brought my Ohio State t-shirt home in a bag the next day.

I always did wonder about that.

Can you use high proof alcohol to disinfect stuff.

If so, I got a shit-ton of vodka.

Vodka is apparently a good substitute for sanitizer. And it doesn’t smell.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

I achieved the same result back during my freshman year by diluting Hypnotiq liqueur with vodka. Brought my Ohio State t-shirt home in a bag the next day.

I always did wonder about that.

Can you use high proof alcohol to disinfect stuff.

If so, I got a shit-ton of vodka.

If it’s above 60%.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

If I would like to forget the night, my favourite drink is a double vodka poured into a pint of cider.
Times...about 10.

I achieved the same result back during my freshman year by diluting Hypnotiq liqueur with vodka. Brought my Ohio State t-shirt home in a bag the next day.

Well, there was the time in which I managed to leave my laptop in the students union (I don't take my laptop to the students union, I must have gone back home and got it for some reason and then come back), and found my phone sat on top of the toilet. That was worrying given before I found my phone I had no way to order (politely ask) my favourite slave (best friend in all the world) to go back and pick my laptop up for me.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

I always did wonder about that.

Can you use high proof alcohol to disinfect stuff.

If so, I got a shit-ton of vodka.

Vodka is apparently a good substitute for sanitizer. And it doesn’t smell.

And you can drink it if you get thirsty, which I wouldn't recommend with hand sanitiser.

And I have 7 litres of vodka just in my bedroom, as well as 3 of gin and 2 of emergency hand sanitiser (whisky), so I'm safe. Think I have some sambuca but that'd just leave my hands all sticky.

[The Rich Port]

I always did wonder about that.

Can you use high proof alcohol to disinfect stuff.

If so, I got a shit-ton of vodka.

If it’s above 60%.

Of course it's over 60 what do you take me for.

Speaking of I need some sanitizing, fucking doctor -_-

[Vetalia]

I always did wonder about that.

Can you use high proof alcohol to disinfect stuff.

If so, I got a shit-ton of vodka.

Certainly, if it's above 60-70% alcohol it is a great disinfectant. If you were ambitious you could set up a simple still to concentrate it to the required level for an effective disinfectant.

[Luminesa]

Uhhhhhhh where he at in Louisiana?

Lafayette.

... Just finding out about the Baton Rouge election shutdown now, maybe from there.

He's a good 3 hours from me, then. I do hope the best for him, I just hope he'll stay home and recuperate quickly.