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Postby Xmara » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:05 pm

People have said that I’m funny.

Of course, by “said people,” I mean my mother, who also genuinely thinks that Jack and Jill is one of the most hilarious movies ever.
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Postby Nuroblav » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:07 pm

Xmara wrote:People have said that I’m funny.

Of course, by “said people,” I mean my mother, who also genuinely thinks that Jack and Jill is one of the most hilarious movies ever.

Now there's someone we can add: Adam Sandler. Never understood why people find him funny.
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Postby The Lone Alliance » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:10 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
United Muscovite Nations wrote:Yes, I've met them. The key though is to be funny all the time. Or be handsome, in which case they'll laugh with you even if your jokes suck.


Or be Stalin. I'm sure every time he cracked a joke, everyone laughed, because the last to start laughing was the first off to Siberia

He apparently cracked a lot of jokes about himself which left people unsure if they should laugh or not.

If you laugh at the joke you're laughing about something insulting about Stalin and that's a gulag.
But you don't laugh you're saying Stalin isn't a good comedian and that's a gulag.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:12 pm

There's also Lily Singh, who is found funny mainly by the woke crowd because you gotta applaud the minority comedian (except why support an unfunny comedian of color when Dave Chappelle, DL Hughley, George Lopez, Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor, Godfrey Danchimah and Gabriel Iglesias exist).
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Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Nuroblav » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:14 pm

The Lone Alliance wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Or be Stalin. I'm sure every time he cracked a joke, everyone laughed, because the last to start laughing was the first off to Siberia

He apparently cracked a lot of jokes about himself which left people unsure if they should laugh or not.

If you laugh at the joke you're laughing about something insulting about Stalin and that's a gulag.
But you don't laugh you're saying Stalin isn't a good comedian and that's a gulag.

Roosevelt and Stalin are at the meeting. Roosevelt says, "One beautiful thing about America is that we have freedom of speech. That means that anybody can stand in front of the White House and say, "Roosevelt is a piece of shit" and nobody would pay any attention. Stalin says, "We have freedom of speech in the Soviet Union too. Anybody can stand in front of the Kremlin and say, "Roosevelt is a piece of shit" and no one would bat an eye.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:14 pm

The Lone Alliance wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Or be Stalin. I'm sure every time he cracked a joke, everyone laughed, because the last to start laughing was the first off to Siberia

He apparently cracked a lot of jokes about himself which left people unsure if they should laugh or not.

If you laugh at the joke you're laughing about something insulting about Stalin and that's a gulag.
But you don't laugh you're saying Stalin isn't a good comedian and that's a gulag.


Moral of the story, avoid Stalin at all costs
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:17 pm

Eh probably.

Im not particularly funny, ill say that, im not. But ive had my occasional moments where ive made people laugh pretty hard, even had a friend at uni in tears once over a very stupid and silly joke, but not one she expected from me which added to the humour i guess.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:18 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Eh probably.

Im not particularly funny, ill say that, im not. But ive had my occasional moments where ive made people laugh pretty hard, even had a friend at uni in tears once over a very stupid and silly joke, but not one she expected from me which added to the humour i guess.


How are you Irish but not funny? You can't just go and break stereotypes like that. Only im allowed to
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Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:24 pm

So, if I have a median income, and my fiscal partner also has a median income, would the latter be a co-median income?
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:27 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:So, if I have a median income, and my fiscal partner also has a median income, would the latter be a co-median income?


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Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:27 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Eh probably.

Im not particularly funny, ill say that, im not. But ive had my occasional moments where ive made people laugh pretty hard, even had a friend at uni in tears once over a very stupid and silly joke, but not one she expected from me which added to the humour i guess.


How are you Irish but not funny? You can't just go and break stereotypes like that. Only im allowed to

I defy your stereotypes and substitute them with my own
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Postby The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm

Me.

On the "how funny are you scale", ranging from "physically incapable of laughter" to "professional comedian", I'm a solid "that guy who hates memes"
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
How are you Irish but not funny? You can't just go and break stereotypes like that. Only im allowed to

I defy your stereotypes and substitute them with my own


Somebody: Irish people are funny and jolly

Huskar doing a jedi mind trick: Irish people are not funny and jolly

Somebody: Irish people are not funny and jolly

Huskar: you'll go home and shut the fuck up

Somebody: I'll go home and shut the fuck up
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:30 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I defy your stereotypes and substitute them with my own


Somebody: Irish people are funny and jolly

Huskar doing a jedi mind trick: Irish people are not funny and jolly

Somebody: Irish people are not funny and jolly

Huskar: you'll go home and shut the fuck up

Somebody: I'll go home and shut the fuck up

Pretty accurate not gona lie
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Postby Thepeopl » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:30 pm

I ain't funny! I am weird.

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Postby Trollzyn the Infinite » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:23 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:
Yeah, actually you're right. There is someone who doesn't make people laugh

Must be doing something right if people keep bringing her up.


It's called "infamy".
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Postby Gormwood » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:27 pm

Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
Gormwood wrote:Must be doing something right if people keep bringing her up.


It's called "infamy".

Obscurity is the hardest punishment.
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Postby Trollzyn the Infinite » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:30 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
It's called "infamy".

Obscurity is the hardest punishment.


Incorrect. You can't publicly shame the obscure.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:31 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
It's called "infamy".

Obscurity is the hardest punishment.

Say what you will about me, just make sure to spell my name right.
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Postby Gormwood » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:31 pm

Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
Gormwood wrote:Obscurity is the hardest punishment.


Incorrect. You can't publicly shame the obscure.

There's no such thing as bad publicity. Look at Trump.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:32 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
Incorrect. You can't publicly shame the obscure.

There's no such thing as bad publicity. Look at Trump.


Or 6ix9ine
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Trollzyn the Infinite » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:34 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
Incorrect. You can't publicly shame the obscure.

There's no such thing as bad publicity. Look at Trump.


The problem with Trump is he has no shame so you can't shame him. Whereas normal people do feel shame.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:34 pm

Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
Gormwood wrote:There's no such thing as bad publicity. Look at Trump.


The problem with Trump is he has no shame so you can't shame him. Whereas normal people do feel shame.


Does amy schumer feel shame?
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Trollzyn the Infinite » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:35 pm

Rojava Free State wrote:
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:
The problem with Trump is he has no shame so you can't shame him. Whereas normal people do feel shame.


Does amy schumer feel shame?


Given how awkwardly she delivers her stolen jokes, I'd assume so.
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