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by Xmara » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:05 pm
by Nuroblav » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:07 pm
Xmara wrote:People have said that I’m funny.
Of course, by “said people,” I mean my mother, who also genuinely thinks that Jack and Jill is one of the most hilarious movies ever.
by The Lone Alliance » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:10 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:United Muscovite Nations wrote:Yes, I've met them. The key though is to be funny all the time. Or be handsome, in which case they'll laugh with you even if your jokes suck.
Or be Stalin. I'm sure every time he cracked a joke, everyone laughed, because the last to start laughing was the first off to Siberia
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:12 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Nuroblav » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:14 pm
The Lone Alliance wrote:Rojava Free State wrote:
Or be Stalin. I'm sure every time he cracked a joke, everyone laughed, because the last to start laughing was the first off to Siberia
He apparently cracked a lot of jokes about himself which left people unsure if they should laugh or not.
If you laugh at the joke you're laughing about something insulting about Stalin and that's a gulag.
But you don't laugh you're saying Stalin isn't a good comedian and that's a gulag.
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:14 pm
The Lone Alliance wrote:Rojava Free State wrote:
Or be Stalin. I'm sure every time he cracked a joke, everyone laughed, because the last to start laughing was the first off to Siberia
He apparently cracked a lot of jokes about himself which left people unsure if they should laugh or not.
If you laugh at the joke you're laughing about something insulting about Stalin and that's a gulag.
But you don't laugh you're saying Stalin isn't a good comedian and that's a gulag.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:17 pm
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:18 pm
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Eh probably.
Im not particularly funny, ill say that, im not. But ive had my occasional moments where ive made people laugh pretty hard, even had a friend at uni in tears once over a very stupid and silly joke, but not one she expected from me which added to the humour i guess.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by The Blaatschapen » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:24 pm
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:27 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:So, if I have a median income, and my fiscal partner also has a median income, would the latter be a co-median income?
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:27 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:Eh probably.
Im not particularly funny, ill say that, im not. But ive had my occasional moments where ive made people laugh pretty hard, even had a friend at uni in tears once over a very stupid and silly joke, but not one she expected from me which added to the humour i guess.
How are you Irish but not funny? You can't just go and break stereotypes like that. Only im allowed to
by The World Capitalist Confederation » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:29 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:30 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:The Huskar Social Union wrote:I defy your stereotypes and substitute them with my own
Somebody: Irish people are funny and jolly
Huskar doing a jedi mind trick: Irish people are not funny and jolly
Somebody: Irish people are not funny and jolly
Huskar: you'll go home and shut the fuck up
Somebody: I'll go home and shut the fuck up
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by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:32 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Gladesville » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:33 pm
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by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:34 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Trollzyn the Infinite » Tue Jan 14, 2020 4:35 pm
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