MAGAThread XVIII: The Authority Is Total

[Bear Stearns]

Guess it's time to boycott KFC as well then. Can't be supporting Comrade Colonel Sanders.

Heh. You know if you crafted a good rumor that Sanders is part of that Sanders family; I am sure many would believe it either promise to boycott or frequent KFC.....

Why not got all the way and start rumors that he was part of a slave-holding aristocratic Confederate family and see if he gets cancelled. I can think of a few demographics that would actually fall for this.

[Jerzylvania]

Heh. You know if you crafted a good rumor that Sanders is part of that Sanders family; I am sure many would believe it either promise to boycott or frequent KFC.....

Why not got all the way and start rumors that he was part of a slave-holding aristocratic Confederate family and see if he gets cancelled. I can think of a few demographics that would actually fall for this.

Rumor? Well... it's been going around town he knocked up Wendy (where's the beef) when she was underage back in the Mondale days.... and then he paid for her abortion.

[Zapato]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

[Cannot think of a name]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

No.

“He could personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world and suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean, if he did that,” Huckabee said.

He was using hyperbole to complain that Trump is criticized.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

No.

“He could personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world and suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean, if he did that,” Huckabee said.

He was using hyperbole to complain that Trump is criticized.

Granted Donald Trump going to the Challenger Deep without a pressure suit or a submarine would save the world a lot of trouble.

[Tarsonis]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

No.

“He could personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world and suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean, if he did that,” Huckabee said.

He was using hyperbole to complain that Trump is criticized.

Not quite as elegant as Thatcher's "If I walked on water, my opponents would say I couldn't swim."

[Zapato]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

No.

“He could personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world and suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean, if he did that,” Huckabee said.

He was using hyperbole to complain that Trump is criticized.

Ah, thanks.

This was actually said by Trump tho:

It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. And from our shores, we — you know, it could get worse before it gets better. It could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.

[Tarsonis]

No.

He was using hyperbole to complain that Trump is criticized.

Ah, thanks.

This was actually said by Trump tho:

It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. And from our shores, we — you know, it could get worse before it gets better. It could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.

Not quite that stupid. Some virus do tend to burn themselves out once everybody is dead.

[Cannot think of a name]

No.

He was using hyperbole to complain that Trump is criticized.

Ah, thanks.

This was actually said by Trump tho:

It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. And from our shores, we — you know, it could get worse before it gets better. It could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.

"We'll see what happens. Nobody really knows."

Leadership.

[Tarsonis]

Ah, thanks.

This was actually said by Trump tho:

It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. And from our shores, we — you know, it could get worse before it gets better. It could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.

"We'll see what happens. Nobody really knows."

Leadership.

You say that in jest, but in my experience that's pretty accurate.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Ah, thanks.

This was actually said by Trump tho:

It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. And from our shores, we — you know, it could get worse before it gets better. It could maybe go away. We’ll see what happens. Nobody really knows.

"We'll see what happens. Nobody really knows."

Leadership.

Also HHS is going full "muh contain muh misinformation" so that's "nice".

[The Black Forrest]

"We'll see what happens. Nobody really knows."

Leadership.

Also HHS is going full "muh contain muh misinformation" so that's "nice".

Chernobyl was a pretty good series.

Not to worry. He hopes a miracle will solve it.

[The Black Forrest]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

Is he even relevent anymore. He has packed on weight. Double chin and all.

[Duhon]

So did Huckabee seriously say that the plan to deal with the virus was for Trump to personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out?

Is he even relevent anymore. He has packed on weight. Double chin and all.

he is relevant because now trumpsters have now adopted that train of thought
fox news brought in a guy who underwent quarantine and was fucking coughing before the camera
he was drinking from his daughter's bottle then he gives it back to his daughter for her to drink
why
people say it's just another cold, that the fake news is hyping this up to own trump
no
whyyyy
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Cannot think of a name]

New strategy, the Corona Virus is a Democratic plot...

President Donald Trump on Friday night tried to cast the global outbreak of the coronavirus as a liberal conspiracy intended to undermine his first term, lumping it alongside impeachment and the Mueller investigation.

He blamed the press for acting hysterically about the virus, which has now spread to China, Japan, South Korea, Iran, Italy and the U.S, and he downplayed its dangers, saying against expert opinion it was on par with the flu.

“The Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. They're politicizing it,” he said. “They don't have any clue. They can't even count their votes in Iowa. No, they can't. They can't count their votes. One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.’ That did not work out too well. They could not do it. They tried the impeachment hoax.”

Then Trump called the coronavirus “their new hoax.”

Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, how many of these things have we had? Bird flu etc. This was slow and over the plate, we even have a whole organization to handle it. No one expects him to cure this, just copy and paste the plan. All he had to do is go "This is why the CDC exists" but nope, he managed to duff even the simplest of presidential tasks.

[Gormwood]

New strategy, the Corona Virus is a Democratic plot...

President Donald Trump on Friday night tried to cast the global outbreak of the coronavirus as a liberal conspiracy intended to undermine his first term, lumping it alongside impeachment and the Mueller investigation.

He blamed the press for acting hysterically about the virus, which has now spread to China, Japan, South Korea, Iran, Italy and the U.S, and he downplayed its dangers, saying against expert opinion it was on par with the flu.

“The Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. They're politicizing it,” he said. “They don't have any clue. They can't even count their votes in Iowa. No, they can't. They can't count their votes. One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.’ That did not work out too well. They could not do it. They tried the impeachment hoax.”

Then Trump called the coronavirus “their new hoax.”

Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, how many of these things have we had? Bird flu etc. This was slow and over the plate, we even have a whole organization to handle it. No one expects him to cure this, just copy and paste the plan. All he had to do is go "This is why the CDC exists" but nope, he managed to duff even the simplest of presidential tasks.

Source, just to see the car wreck myself.

Cue internet MAGAcultists brewing conspiracy tieing coronavirus to Hillary Clinton.

[Tarsonis]

New strategy, the Corona Virus is a Democratic plot...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, how many of these things have we had? Bird flu etc. This was slow and over the plate, we even have a whole organization to handle it. No one expects him to cure this, just copy and paste the plan. All he had to do is go "This is why the CDC exists" but nope, he managed to duff even the simplest of presidential tasks.

Source, just to see the car wreck myself.

Cue internet MAGAcultists brewing conspiracy tieing coronavirus to Hillary Clinton.

I've already explained this. It's Dos Equis.

[Tobleste]

Is he even relevent anymore. He has packed on weight. Double chin and all.

he is relevant because now trumpsters have now adopted that train of thought
fox news brought in a guy who underwent quarantine and was fucking coughing before the camera
he was drinking from his daughter's bottle then he gives it back to his daughter for her to drink
why
people say it's just another cold, that the fake news is hyping this up to own trump
no
whyyyy
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hopefully they dont get other people hurt like those anti vaccine idiots. If they want to be morons, they should get the consequences but no one else should.

[Cannot think of a name]

New strategy, the Corona Virus is a Democratic plot...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, how many of these things have we had? Bird flu etc. This was slow and over the plate, we even have a whole organization to handle it. No one expects him to cure this, just copy and paste the plan. All he had to do is go "This is why the CDC exists" but nope, he managed to duff even the simplest of presidential tasks.

Source, just to see the car wreck myself.

Cue internet MAGAcultists brewing conspiracy tieing coronavirus to Hillary Clinton.

I had a gnarly fucking cold for the better part of two weeks. Thanks Obama.

Legit, though...I can't tell the difference between the cold an a flu. I was just tired as fuck, my skeleton was cold, and when it waned all I could do was cough and hate life. Also, so much mucus.

[Duhon]

he is relevant because now trumpsters have now adopted that train of thought
fox news brought in a guy who underwent quarantine and was fucking coughing before the camera
he was drinking from his daughter's bottle then he gives it back to his daughter for her to drink
why
people say it's just another cold, that the fake news is hyping this up to own trump
no
whyyyy
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hopefully they dont get other people hurt like those anti vaccine idiots. If they want to be morons, they should get the consequences but no one else should.

that this is a fucking thing at all is fucking wild

like, at least those stricken by the spanish flu had the excuse of repressive governments and war

they didn't want to go fuck off through a killer flu

this? people are choosing to be belligerently ignorant, the government is doing its best to nurture that perception

just whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Aureumterra]

Is he even relevent anymore. He has packed on weight. Double chin and all.

he is relevant because now trumpsters have now adopted that train of thought
fox news brought in a guy who underwent quarantine and was fucking coughing before the camera
he was drinking from his daughter's bottle then he gives it back to his daughter for her to drink
why
people say it's just another cold, that the fake news is hyping this up to own trump
no
whyyyy
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The guy in question had two tests done and both had come out negative, just coughing isn’t an automatic indicator of the coronavirus. This kind of hysteric rhetoric needs to be stopped, it’s more dangerous than the virus itself

[Ifreann]

Source, just to see the car wreck myself.

Cue internet MAGAcultists brewing conspiracy tieing coronavirus to Hillary Clinton.

I had a gnarly fucking cold for the better part of two weeks. Thanks Obama.

Legit, though...I can't tell the difference between the cold an a flu. I was just tired as fuck, my skeleton was cold, and when it waned all I could do was cough and hate life. Also, so much mucus.

I think if you feel like shit but are more or less functional, it's a cold, but if you're so bad that you couldn't get out of bed to grab a $50 that blew in the window(never mind why the window is open), it's the flu.

[Proctopeo]

he is relevant because now trumpsters have now adopted that train of thought
fox news brought in a guy who underwent quarantine and was fucking coughing before the camera
he was drinking from his daughter's bottle then he gives it back to his daughter for her to drink
why
people say it's just another cold, that the fake news is hyping this up to own trump
no
whyyyy
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The guy in question had two tests done and both had come out negative, just coughing isn’t an automatic indicator of the coronavirus. This kind of hysteric rhetoric needs to be stopped, it’s more dangerous than the virus itself

obviously it means he has esoteric hyperflu, the next pandemic

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

New strategy, the Corona Virus is a Democratic plot...

President Donald Trump on Friday night tried to cast the global outbreak of the coronavirus as a liberal conspiracy intended to undermine his first term, lumping it alongside impeachment and the Mueller investigation.

He blamed the press for acting hysterically about the virus, which has now spread to China, Japan, South Korea, Iran, Italy and the U.S, and he downplayed its dangers, saying against expert opinion it was on par with the flu.

“The Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus. They're politicizing it,” he said. “They don't have any clue. They can't even count their votes in Iowa. No, they can't. They can't count their votes. One of my people came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, they tried to beat you on Russia, Russia, Russia.’ That did not work out too well. They could not do it. They tried the impeachment hoax.”

Then Trump called the coronavirus “their new hoax.”

Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, how many of these things have we had? Bird flu etc. This was slow and over the plate, we even have a whole organization to handle it. No one expects him to cure this, just copy and paste the plan. All he had to do is go "This is why the CDC exists" but nope, he managed to duff even the simplest of presidential tasks.

Yet another fucking retard moment from Trump.

[Gormwood]

New strategy, the Corona Virus is a Democratic plot...

Jesus fucking Christ.

Like, how many of these things have we had? Bird flu etc. This was slow and over the plate, we even have a whole organization to handle it. No one expects him to cure this, just copy and paste the plan. All he had to do is go "This is why the CDC exists" but nope, he managed to duff even the simplest of presidential tasks.

Yet another fucking retard moment from Trump.

Don't be ableist, they can't control their own mental development.

Comparing Trump to them is cruel to the retarded.