MAGAThread XVIII: The Authority Is Total

[Galloism]

BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

New York -

In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”

[Cisairse]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

[Bear Stearns]

BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

New York -

In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”

All-cash offer. Deal closes this week boys. Good job everyone. We ran a competitive process and got the best bid for our client. Scotch & sodas at 1Oak tonight? I heard the girls from Citigroup are going to be there.

[Duhon]

BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

New York -

In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”

is hell other people? nah
hell is authoritarians

[Bear Stearns]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

I had a hunch the CIA would give him the JFK treatment at some point, but I think people would view Trump's assassination as such as obvious conspiracy (regardless of if there was one on or not) that it'd lead to civil war and basically give some deranged right-wingers to assassinate the next Democratic president.

As stupid as the CIA often is, I don't think they're that dumb.

[Cisairse]

BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

New York -

In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”

To be fair, that would enrage Trump.

[Aureumterra]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

[Albrenia]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

I had a hunch the CIA would give him the JFK treatment at some point, but I think people would view Trump's assassination as such as obvious conspiracy (regardless of if there was one on or not) that it'd lead to civil war and basically give some deranged right-wingers to assassinate the next Democratic president.

As stupid as the CIA often is, I don't think they're that dumb.

I figured he was inflammatory enough that he'd eventually piss off some nutcase somehow that would take a shot at him. Not a fan of murder, even of people I don't like, though, so I'm glad he's managed to literally dodge that bullet so far.

[Imperial Joseon]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

You have a great sense of humor.

[Cisairse]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

You have a great sense of humor.

Thank you.

[San Lumen]

BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

New York -

In an apparently successful attempt to get under the skin of Donald Trump, former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg has purchased Greenland from Denmark.

In an official statement released on Tuesday, the Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, would not disclose the price that Bloomberg paid for Greenland but indicated that it was an “all-cash offer.”

“Mr. Bloomberg has a lot of money,” Frederiksen added.

News of Bloomberg’s purchase of Greenland reportedly infuriated Trump, who immediately ordered his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, to make an offer to buy the Faroe Islands from Denmark.

Within minutes, however, Denmark rebuffed Kushner’s bid. “We do not believe Donald Trump is capable of running the Faroe Islands,” Frederiksen said.

As for Bloomberg, his campaign released a brief statement about the historic purchase of the 836,330-square-mile landmass, saying only, “Mike gets it done.”

I read something once that he wanted to cameo as the President in the third Sharknado movie but was turned down and it was one of the reasons he decided to run. Just imagine we could have avoided all of this if the studio granted his request

[Gormwood]

BLOOMBERG ENRAGES TRUMP BY BUYING GREENLAND

I read something once that he wanted to cameo as the President in the third Sharknado movie but was turned down and it was one of the reasons he decided to run. Just imagine we could have avoided all of this if the studio granted his request

If only the Vienna Art School had accepted Hitler as a student...

[Gormwood]

AP source: Barr tells people he might quit over Trump tweets

If only. I bet it's just another susanmissive show to throw critics off his ass and continue to be Trump's cleaner at the Justice Department.

[Cisairse]

AP source: Barr tells people he might quit over Trump tweets

If only. I bet it's just another susanmissive show to throw critics off his ass and continue to be Trump's cleaner at the Justice Department.

This is like a Catch 44 for Barr. On the one hand, Barr is no Trump loyalist; he served as AG under Bush I so he knows his way around the post. On the other hand, him leaving would allow Trump to appoint an actual sycophant who would actually capitulate the Justice Dept. to Trump's personal interest.

[Imperial Joseon]

You have a great sense of humor.

Thank you.

I mean, the phrases make sense, but I don't think Trump is going to be assassinated, nor worthy of being assassinated. Kennedy era was when war was on DEFCON 4. This era is different.

[Albrenia]

AP source: Barr tells people he might quit over Trump tweets

If only. I bet it's just another susanmissive show to throw critics off his ass and continue to be Trump's cleaner at the Justice Department.

This is like a Catch 44 for Barr. On the one hand, Barr is no Trump loyalist; he served as AG under Bush I so he knows his way around the post. On the other hand, him leaving would allow Trump to appoint an actual sycophant who would actually capitulate the Justice Dept. to Trump's personal interest.

It must be a truly soul-crushing experience to work for Trump if one isn't a sycophant - I still can vividly remember the dead look in that Spicer fellow's eyes whenever he came out to say the latest blatant untruth.

[Imperial Joseon]

This is like a Catch 44 for Barr. On the one hand, Barr is no Trump loyalist; he served as AG under Bush I so he knows his way around the post. On the other hand, him leaving would allow Trump to appoint an actual sycophant who would actually capitulate the Justice Dept. to Trump's personal interest.

It must be a truly soul-crushing experience to work for Trump if one isn't a sycophant - I still can vividly remember the dead look in that Spicer fellow's eyes whenever he came out to say the latest blatant untruth.

And what about Cohen's?

[Vassenor]

You know, I'm pretty sure I lose a bet if Trump survives to the 2020 election. And I mean like literally survives, not politically survives.

I don't want Trump to be assassinated, I just expected it to happen at some point.

I had a hunch the CIA would give him the JFK treatment at some point, but I think people would view Trump's assassination as such as obvious conspiracy (regardless of if there was one on or not) that it'd lead to civil war and basically give some deranged right-wingers to assassinate the next Democratic president.

As stupid as the CIA often is, I don't think they're that dumb.

Like I said before, assassinating Trump would be just as bad an idea as everyone decided assassinating Hitler would be.

[Zurkerx]

The Hill's review of John Solomon's columns on Ukraine.

[Aclion]

That's a lovely way to spin "we don't have to pay them a living wage or follow OSHA guidelines with them"

As if the companies would bother to give those to native labor if the Strange Brown People were all banned. Even with competetive wages some states have trouble getting Real Muricans to want to pick crops.

By definition if wages aren't high enough to attract workers then they are not competitive.

[Bear Stearns]

I had a hunch the CIA would give him the JFK treatment at some point, but I think people would view Trump's assassination as such as obvious conspiracy (regardless of if there was one on or not) that it'd lead to civil war and basically give some deranged right-wingers to assassinate the next Democratic president.

As stupid as the CIA often is, I don't think they're that dumb.

Like I said before, assassinating Trump would be just as bad an idea as everyone decided assassinating Hitler would be.

because they're clearly comparable

[Gormwood]

As if the companies would bother to give those to native labor if the Strange Brown People were all banned. Even with competetive wages some states have trouble getting Real Muricans to want to pick crops.

Then that means the wages aren't competitive. But god forbid we make agribusinesses pay fair market wages like every other industry.

As if the companies would bother to give those to native labor if the Strange Brown People were all banned. Even with competetive wages some states have trouble getting Real Muricans to want to pick crops.

By definition if wages aren't high enough to attract workers then they are not competitive.

Which is fine... if you want wages high to where consumers end up paying Whole Foods Market prices at Walmart for produce. And please tell me a vast majority of Murikans are willing to make that sacrifice.

[Aclion]

Then that means the wages aren't competitive. But god forbid we make agribusinesses pay fair market wages like every other industry.

By definition if wages aren't high enough to attract workers then they are not competitive.

Which is fine... if you want wages high to where consumers end up paying Whole Foods Market prices at Walmart for produce. And please tell me a vast majority of Murikans are willing to make that sacrifice.

at least the southerners had the decency to argue the cotton wouldn't be picked, not that the cotton would be expensive >.>

[Gormwood]

Which is fine... if you want wages high to where consumers end up paying Whole Foods Market prices at Walmart for produce. And please tell me a vast majority of Murikans are willing to make that sacrifice.

at least the southerners had the decency to argue the cotton wouldn't be picked, not that the cotton would be expensive >.>

Why do you hate the free market?

[Cisairse]

This is like a Catch 44 for Barr. On the one hand, Barr is no Trump loyalist; he served as AG under Bush I so he knows his way around the post. On the other hand, him leaving would allow Trump to appoint an actual sycophant who would actually capitulate the Justice Dept. to Trump's personal interest.

It must be a truly soul-crushing experience to work for Trump if one isn't a sycophant - I still can vividly remember the dead look in that Spicer fellow's eyes whenever he came out to say the latest blatant untruth.

It's a great way to sell books, though. Even Spicer has one out.