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Albrenia
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Postby Albrenia » Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:16 am

Telconi wrote:
Albrenia wrote:
When people snorting bleach is the least disturbing way of that sentence being true, you know you're in trouble.


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:lol:

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Postby Gormwood » Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:42 am

Albrenia wrote:
Vassenor wrote:
People reporting to the ER with chemical burns due to bleach exposure from holes other than mouth and explicitly stating that they ingested it because Trump said it was a cure, and that is all I will say on the matter in the name of maintaining some sort of decorum.


"holes other than mouth"...

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Postby Gormwood » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:25 am

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:26 am

Telconi wrote:
Albrenia wrote:
When people snorting bleach is the least disturbing way of that sentence being true, you know you're in trouble.


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*loads needle with lysol* time to shoot to thrill.
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Postby Gormwood » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:29 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Telconi wrote:
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*loads needle with lysol* time to shoot to thrill.

Get the tanning beds ready.
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Postby Nakena » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:31 am

Absinthe has an very high amount of alcohol (which is a primary component of most desinfectants) and is suitable to human consumption.

So he could just have people told to drink Absinthe or Vodka instead.

In high dosages it's saving you from getting killed by Covid-19 - because alcohol poisoning kills you first.
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:33 am

Nakena wrote:Absinthe has an very high amount of alcohol (which is a primary component of most desinfectants) and is suitable to human consumption.

So he could just have people told to drink Absinthe or Vodka instead.

In high dosages it's saving you from getting killed by Covid-19 - because alcohol poisoning kills you first.

“We shouldn’t let the cure be worse than the disease”

*Loads duster planes with Dettol*
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:58 am

Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Albrenia » Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:59 am



No, just... no.

I'mma gonna crawl into my safe space for a little while and pretend people aren't that stupid.

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Postby Gormwood » Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:10 am

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:12 am

Rojava Free State wrote:I had a nightmare last night that Trump fired Fauci and said "why don't we just let natural selection do the work for me? Strong will continue."



Felt like moving this here, since it applies primarily to our favorite dangerous maniac.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Gormwood » Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:17 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Rojava Free State wrote:I had a nightmare last night that Trump fired Fauci and said "why don't we just let natural selection do the work for me? Strong will continue."



Felt like moving this here, since it applies primarily to our favorite dangerous maniac.

Trump would unironically believe he's selected by nature.
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Postby Nakena » Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:19 am

Albrenia wrote:


No, just... no.

I'mma gonna crawl into my safe space for a little while and pretend people aren't that stupid.


NO U.

Your not going to crawl into ur safe space like that. We going to drag ya out of it.

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Postby Albrenia » Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:45 am

Nakena wrote:
Albrenia wrote:
No, just... no.

I'mma gonna crawl into my safe space for a little while and pretend people aren't that stupid.


NO U.

Your not going to crawl into ur safe space like that. We going to drag ya out of it.


Nooooooooooooooooooo... :lol:

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:00 am

Petroslovania wrote:This thread has more people on it who hate Trump than people who actually support and believe in Making America Great Again.


You can't make America Great when your entire understanding of the world is that of a 12 year old. Trump is the guy who thinks we can inject lysol and nuclear bomb hurricanes, he is a total joke.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:12 am

Trump: We're looking into whether we can inject disinfectant into the human body to-

Literally a majority of the human race: https://youtu.be/cbhv3_V_Lkg
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:28 am

Aclion wrote:
New haven america wrote:Congratulations, you just learned what the vast majority of substance when it comes to debate and discussion is.

Also, how are we supposed to debate Trump saying it's a good idea to inject yourself with hand sanitizer to prevent and cure coronavirus?

Trump didn't actually claim this. He asked about it and then when he was asked if he was suggesting it, said "no".


Asking about it and painting injecting disinfectants as even a possible way to cure the virus was indeed a claim that it works.



Just a tweet tho but if true and I hope its not Trump's stupidty fucks people over again.


Also oh god the responces to that tweet below range from sane to tin foil hat conspiracy theories
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Postby Des-Bal » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:55 am

Does anyone else find it hilarious to watch Fox News try to suck the president's dick while he shows absolute contempt for the media?

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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:59 am

Des-Bal wrote:Does anyone else find it hilarious to watch Fox News try to suck the president's dick while he shows absolute contempt for the media?


Trump made a mockery of conservatives not only by championing their cause with his crazy antics, but also by forcing them to bow before him, sacrificing their own principles just to please "the God Emperor." This guy claimed that Ted Cruz's father killed John Kennedy and said that Ted Cruz's wife was ugly and look at Cruz now, trying to be best friends with Donny.

I've lost the little respect I had for Republicans. They lost the right to talk about family values and faith when they supported a man who basically is Las Vegas or Bangkok in human form.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Zurkerx » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:10 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Aclion wrote:Trump didn't actually claim this. He asked about it and then when he was asked if he was suggesting it, said "no".


Asking about it and painting injecting disinfectants as even a possible way to cure the virus was indeed a claim that it works.



Just a tweet tho but if true and I hope its not Trump's stupidty fucks people over again.


Also oh god the responces to that tweet below range from sane to tin foil hat conspiracy theories


I did find these links:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronav ... s/2261914/
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illin ... each-spike

So yes, Trump's comments on considering using disinfectant are leading to a spike in calls to the poison center, and I feel this is across the entire country.
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Postby Rojava Free State » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:24 am

Zurkerx wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Asking about it and painting injecting disinfectants as even a possible way to cure the virus was indeed a claim that it works.



Just a tweet tho but if true and I hope its not Trump's stupidty fucks people over again.


Also oh god the responces to that tweet below range from sane to tin foil hat conspiracy theories


I did find these links:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronav ... s/2261914/
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illin ... each-spike

So yes, Trump's comments on considering using disinfectant are leading to a spike in calls to the poison center, and I feel this is across the entire country.


I can't believe this guy became president.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.

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Postby Vassenor » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:28 am

Rojava Free State wrote:
Zurkerx wrote:
I did find these links:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronav ... s/2261914/
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illin ... each-spike

So yes, Trump's comments on considering using disinfectant are leading to a spike in calls to the poison center, and I feel this is across the entire country.


I can't believe this guy became president.


Yeah, America could've had someone actually competent in the Oval Office, but emails tho.
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Postby Ifreann » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:33 am

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Postby Nakena » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:39 am



Everyone should be entitled to Trumpbux.

Because its 2020.

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