Rhapsody in TET

[Farnhamia]

God is fat ~ Jorge Amado

God is a big fat man who wears red clothes, breaks into my house once a year, steals My cookies, and leaves me a bunch of wrapped boxes full of misfit toys. What an annoying git.

I suppose you should read Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands to put it in context.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

God is a woman. (Thank you, Ariana Grande)

God -- if omnipotent -- might be able to take whichever form God chooses?

If cat shaped, I’m in.

[Heloin]

God is a big fat man who wears red clothes, breaks into my house once a year, steals My cookies, and leaves me a bunch of wrapped boxes full of misfit toys. What an annoying git.

I suppose you should read Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands to put it in context.

I've seen the movie but I was very drunk at the time. I really should get around to reading it.

[Farnhamia]

God -- if omnipotent -- might be able to take whichever form God chooses?

If cat shaped, I’m in.

Los animales fueron
imperfectos,
largos de cola, tristes
de cabeza.
Poco a poco se fueron
componiendo,
haciéndose paisaje,
adquiriendo lunares, gracia, vuelo.
El gato,
sólo el gato
apareció completo
y orgulloso:
nació completamente terminado,
camina solo y sabe lo que quiere.

I like "tristes de cabeza," such a nice turn of phrase.

[Kowani]

If cat shaped, I’m in.

Los animales fueron
imperfectos,
largos de cola, tristes
de cabeza.
Poco a poco se fueron
componiendo,
haciéndose paisaje,
adquiriendo lunares, gracia, vuelo.
El gato,
sólo el gato
apareció completo
y orgulloso:
nació completamente terminado,
camina solo y sabe lo que quiere.

Blegh, Neruda.
That’s like the Spanish equivalent of being a goth.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If cat shaped, I’m in.

Los animales fueron
imperfectos,
largos de cola, tristes
de cabeza.
Poco a poco se fueron
componiendo,
haciéndose paisaje,
adquiriendo lunares, gracia, vuelo.
El gato,
sólo el gato
apareció completo
y orgulloso:
nació completamente terminado,
camina solo y sabe lo que quiere.

Neruda’s wisdom. Undeniable.

[The Free Joy State]

God -- if omnipotent -- might be able to take whichever form God chooses?

If cat shaped, I’m in.

I thought all cats were gods?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If cat shaped, I’m in.

I thought all cats were gods?

Sure, but we don’t mind competition.

[Farnhamia]

Blegh, Neruda.
That’s like the Spanish equivalent of being a goth.

Taste in poetry is not universal. Mine is obviously better informed than yours but you're entitled to your opinion.

[Heloin]

I thought all cats were gods?

Sure, but we don’t mind competition.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Sure, but we don’t mind competition.

Well... I laughed too much looking at that.

[Kowani]

Blegh, Neruda.
That’s like the Spanish equivalent of being a goth.

Taste in poetry is not universal. Mine is obviously better informed than yours but you're entitled to your opinion.

Psh. I will admit that I have no love for sad poetry like the…vast majority of what Neruda’s put out, but even still.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Blergh. Storms are only allowed during the day. Night is sleep time.

[Kowani]

Blergh. Storms are only allowed during the day. Night is sleep time.

-Sleep is for the weak!-

[Samadhi]

Blergh. Storms are only allowed during the day. Night is sleep time.

No.

Sleep is for the week.....
Day.

[Albrenia]

It is with great horror that I sometimes reflect on the fact I am capable of unironically enjoying Nickelback.

I have horrible taste in music, it seems.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It is with great horror that I sometimes reflect on the fact I am capable of unironically enjoying Nickelback.

I have horrible taste in music, it seems.

Guilty pleasures. We all have them. *cringe at enjoying certain Britney Spears songs herself* <.<

[New Visayan Islands]

If cat shaped, I’m in.

I thought all cats were gods?

Even this one?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I’m late to this but, of all things, why do some social media influencers feel the need to fake having medical conditions? Take IG model Sarah MacDaniels. She claims to have heterochromia, which causes her eyes to be two different colors.

When you look at closeup photos of her, you can clearly distinguish that she’s wearing a colored contact lens in one eye. Her father even published a photo of her as a child where you clearly see she’s brown eyed.

She’s beautiful as she is. Why lie? Special snowflake-ery is not necessary. Smh.

[Red Roja]

Yesterday, my fiancee sent an email to her parents back in Japan about us getting engaged. We just heard back and they are extremely happy. It turns out that they had already secretly considered me to be like family for quite a while now

As for my side of the family, my sister is happy about it, but everyone else is apathetic...

[Samudera Darussalam]

Blergh. Storms are only allowed during the day. Night is sleep time.

-Sleep is for the weak!-

For some reason I know that you would say that.

Yesterday, my fiancee sent an email to her parents back in Japan about us getting engaged. We just heard back and they are extremely happy. It turns out that they had already secretly considered me to be like family for quite a while now

As for my side of the family, my sister is happy about it, but everyone else is apathetic...

Glad to hear, though.....at least her side of the family (and your sister) show that they are happy for you both. Congrats again, I guess?

[Red Roja]

-Sleep is for the weak!-

For some reason I know that you would say that.

Yesterday, my fiancee sent an email to her parents back in Japan about us getting engaged. We just heard back and they are extremely happy. It turns out that they had already secretly considered me to be like family for quite a while now

As for my side of the family, my sister is happy about it, but everyone else is apathetic...

Glad to hear, though.....at least her side of the family (and your sister) show that they are happy for you both. Congrats again, I guess?

Thank you!

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

Yesterday, my fiancee sent an email to her parents back in Japan about us getting engaged. We just heard back and they are extremely happy. It turns out that they had already secretly considered me to be like family for quite a while now

As for my side of the family, my sister is happy about it, but everyone else is apathetic...

That's rather sad and pretty joyous news. Glad your sister and your sort-of family in Japan care.

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

Blergh. Storms are only allowed during the day. Night is sleep time.

-Sleep is for the weak!-

Me at 6:00 AM, wandering through the weirdness that is Running Man while being absolutely sleep-deprived: This is fine.

Also me at 10:00 PM the next day: I need sleep

So essentially, my sleep moods fluctuate heavily. I am a night owl however, so the second option is much less common.

[Immoren]

One of the great injustices of the World is that I don't own Knight Industries Two Thousand as my personal vehicle.