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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 10:44 pm
by Red Roja
Geneviev wrote:
Red Roja wrote:
While a dark priestly banana preaches about the apocalypse with an evil, twisted grin on his rotten face.

Notably, this banana also threatened the revolution several times, and accused the demonic zombie pineapples of corruption. As would be perfectly normal and expected.


Alas, the dark priestly banana is forgiving as he understands that as mere immortal demonic zombie fruit, they are prone to transgress against the unholy word and temporarily cease their sins as they are blinded by the light.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:40 am
by Red Roja
Well, I slept all day and now I have to get ready for work. Starting the shift early since we have a large backlog of service/repair requests. I won't be surprised if I don't get home until midnight. At $150/hour (not counting what the company gets), it's totally worth it in my book. Glad I went to trade school instead of college 8)

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:13 am
by Jetan
Red Roja wrote:I took a nap and had a dream that I was being chased by a giant screaming pineapple that had a mustache and glasses.

Time to lay off the coffee.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:16 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Red Roja wrote:I took a nap and had a dream that I was being chased by a giant screaming pineapple that had a mustache and glasses.


You thought it was a dream but...

[removes disguise]

Yes, I was that mustache.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:19 am
by Samudera Darussalam
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Red Roja wrote:I took a nap and had a dream that I was being chased by a giant screaming pineapple that had a mustache and glasses.


You thought it was a dream but...

[removes disguise]

Yes, I was that mustache.

Image

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:44 am
by Ethel mermania
Samudera Darussalam wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
You thought it was a dream but...

[removes disguise]

Yes, I was that mustache.

Image


I would have gone here..

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I wish I had that dream I would have spent it searching for a machete and a large bottle of tequila.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:49 am
by Heloin
Payday at the ends of the month means spending half of the paycheque on bills and other crap I need now... It also means pizza day for me and two coworkers!

Edit: damned American phones and there wrong autocorrect.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:06 am
by Andsed
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Red Roja wrote:I took a nap and had a dream that I was being chased by a giant screaming pineapple that had a mustache and glasses.


You thought it was a dream but...

[removes disguise]

Yes, I was that mustache.

Then who was the pineapple?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:18 am
by Samudera Darussalam
Ethel mermania wrote:
Samudera Darussalam wrote:


I would have gone here..

Image
I wish I had that dream I would have spent it searching for a machete and a large bottle of tequila.

That's.......perfect *Stares wide-eyed*

Why would you need a machete and tequila? Are those for fruit punch?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:18 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Andsed wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
You thought it was a dream but...

[removes disguise]

Yes, I was that mustache.

Then who was the pineapple?


The pineapple was played by Richard E Grant. He was a pleasure to work alongside, very professional throughout.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:21 am
by Ethel mermania
Samudera Darussalam wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
I would have gone here..

Image
I wish I had that dream I would have spent it searching for a machete and a large bottle of tequila.

That's.......perfect *Stares wide-eyed*

Why would you need a machete and tequila? Are those for fruit punch?

To make giant pineapple margaritas, of corse.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:14 am
by Pax Nerdvana
I had a dream where I was camping with my family in some really weird campground, that somehow morphed into an old prison. Then that somehow turned me being chased by Donald Trump through a creepy space station. It almost felt like FNAF.
Red Roja wrote:Well, I slept all day and now I have to get ready for work. Starting the shift early since we have a large backlog of service/repair requests. I won't be surprised if I don't get home until midnight. At $150/hour (not counting what the company gets), it's totally worth it in my book. Glad I went to trade school instead of college 8)

Do you have any tips or advice? I've thought about going to trade school in the past.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:24 am
by New Visayan Islands
I'll just head off the Lunar New Year here in Manila, and say it:

Gong Xi Fa Cai! Xin Nian Kuai Le!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:46 am
by Ethel mermania
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I had a dream where I was camping with my family in some really weird campground, that somehow morphed into an old prison. Then that somehow turned me being chased by Donald Trump through a creepy space station. It almost felt like FNAF.
Red Roja wrote:Well, I slept all day and now I have to get ready for work. Starting the shift early since we have a large backlog of service/repair requests. I won't be surprised if I don't get home until midnight. At $150/hour (not counting what the company gets), it's totally worth it in my book. Glad I went to trade school instead of college 8)

Do you have any tips or advice? I've thought about going to trade school in the past.

Electrician or plumber.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:48 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Ethel mermania wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I had a dream where I was camping with my family in some really weird campground, that somehow morphed into an old prison. Then that somehow turned me being chased by Donald Trump through a creepy space station. It almost felt like FNAF.
Do you have any tips or advice? I've thought about going to trade school in the past.

Electrician or plumber.

I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:51 am
by Heloin
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Electrician or plumber.

I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.

Lots of money in getting shite out of pipes.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:51 am
by Ethel mermania
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Electrician or plumber.

I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.

I work with a lot of electricians, I find their work interesting, and electrical engineering is a good field as well.

My plumber gets 375 an hour to walk through the door. Now that may be at 2:00 am, but its 375 an hour.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 8:29 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Ethel mermania wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.

I work with a lot of electricians, I find their work interesting, and electrical engineering is a good field as well.

My plumber gets 375 an hour to walk through the door. Now that may be at 2:00 am, but its 375 an hour.

And that's what I would call good money. There's also the fact that I enjoy building and fixing things, and could do any home repairs myself without having to pay anyone.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:22 am
by Luziyca
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Electrician or plumber.

I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.

Why am I not shocked by that?

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:02 am
by Pax Nerdvana
Luziyca wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.

Why am I not shocked by that?

I dunno.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:30 am
by Ameriganastan
I can already tell I'm gonna hate how they end The Good Place...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:01 pm
by Farnhamia
The Eskimo Pie was patented on this day in 1922! Huzzah!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:05 pm
by Ethel mermania
Farnhamia wrote:The Eskimo Pie was patented on this day in 1922! Huzzah!

They prefer the term Inuit pie

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:11 pm
by Partybus
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Electrician or plumber.

I've been thinking electrician. I don't want to be unclogging other people's toilets and pipes.


But think of the job security, because, as the children's book says Everybody Poops
:)

PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:56 pm
by Samudera Darussalam
New Visayan Islands wrote:I'll just head off the Lunar New Year here in Manila, and say it:

Gong Xi Fa Cai! Xin Nian Kuai Le!

Ah, you remind me.
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
I wonder.....how is the celebration in Manila?

Farnhamia wrote:The Eskimo Pie was patented on this day in 1922! Huzzah!

Looks like a delicious treat.