Rhapsody in TET

[Greater Cesnica]

Thanks! I need it.

Nah, you’ll be fine.

Luck is still luck

[Greater Cesnica]

Yeah so the roof of my mouth is starting to feel twitchy. Flu incoming t-minus two days.

[Ethel mermania]

That's just your body getting rid of excess blood.

Not to be the bearer of bland news but it most likely means his mucus membranes in his nose have dried out, leading to crusting which, when disrupted, will cause painless bleeding.

Speaking from experience as someone with thin nasal membranes and suffering from chronic nosebleeds since I was a kiddo.

Pish posh, clearly the blood god needs more blood. Get the knives.

[Greater Cesnica]

Not to be the bearer of bland news but it most likely means his mucus membranes in his nose have dried out, leading to crusting which, when disrupted, will cause painless bleeding.

Speaking from experience as someone with thin nasal membranes and suffering from chronic nosebleeds since I was a kiddo.

Pish posh, clearly the blood god needs more blood. Get the knives.

Who are we slaughtering?

[Ethel mermania]

Pish posh, clearly the blood god needs more blood. Get the knives.

Who are we slaughtering?

Slaughter? nay young one, we do not slaughter, killing for the sake of killing is evil, we sacrifice for greater good.

We sacrifice whom the blood good as anointed, of course.

[Valrifell]

Who are we slaughtering?

Slaughter? nay young one, we do not slaughter, killing for the sake of killing is evil, we sacrifice for greater good.

We sacrifice whom the blood good as anointed, of course.

How else are we supposed to help the Sun chase away the Night?

[Ethel mermania]

Slaughter? nay young one, we do not slaughter, killing for the sake of killing is evil, we sacrifice for greater good.

We sacrifice whom the blood good as anointed, of course.

How else are we supposed to help the Sun chase away the Night?

All I have to say is there was no such thing as global warming while we were sacrificing virgins to the Sun god.

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[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Slaughter? nay young one, we do not slaughter, killing for the sake of killing is evil, we sacrifice for greater good.

We sacrifice whom the blood good as anointed, of course.

How else are we supposed to help the Sun chase away the Night?

Dancing drunkenly around a big fire.

[Immoren]

Is asking "what's unit x in unit y" reasonable these day anymore, or is is sign of terminal laziness given all the tools we've for quickly converting from one unit to another. lol

[Valentine Z]

How else are we supposed to help the Sun chase away the Night?

Dancing drunkenly around a big fire.

That's why I'm gonna invent a drunken hat. Offers hard hat protection, and has a small canister of fire extinguisher on it.

When someone's getting a little too drunk, make them wear that, and see them try to balance that heavy hat on their head.

It's entertaining, and you can make sure that they will be fine when they fell into a fire.

[Heloin]

Is asking "what's unit x in unit y" reasonable these day anymore, or is is sign of terminal laziness given all the tools we've for quickly converting from one unit to another. lol

Like with everything, blame the Yanks.

[Heloin]

Dancing drunkenly around a big fire.

That's why I'm gonna invent a drunken hat. Offers hard hat protection, and has a small canister of fire extinguisher on it.

When someone's getting a little too drunk, make them wear that, and see them try to balance that heavy hat on their head.

It's entertaining, and you can make sure that they will be fine when they fell into a fire.

[Valrifell]

Is asking "what's unit x in unit y" reasonable these day anymore, or is is sign of terminal laziness given all the tools we've for quickly converting from one unit to another. lol

Like with everything, blame the Yanks.

SI may be superior in every way for most purposes, but I maintain that Farenheit is the superior temperature scale for daily use.

And I will not be hearing anything to the contrary!

[Heloin]

[Greater Cesnica]

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Ah, Dubya and the Shoe. One of the finer Shakespearean Plays.

[Valrifell]

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How has Trump not had shoes thrown at him?

Challenge accepted.

See you on the national news.

[Samudera Darussalam]

How has Trump not had shoes thrown at him?

Challenge accepted.

See you on the national news.

God, no

Challenge accepted.

See you on the national news.

Remember to yell Lotharia2020 to confuse everyone.

Don't encourage them!

[Yirophia]

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How has Trump not had shoes thrown at him?

Never even mind that, purely as acknowledgement of his immense controversy one might feel driven to ponder how he has somehow managed to not have bullets thrown at him just as well.

[Andsed]

How has Trump not had shoes thrown at him?

Never even mind that, purely as acknowledgement of his immense controversy one might feel driven to ponder how he has somehow managed to not have bullets thrown at him just as well.

I would guess it is due to the fact throwing bullets would not do much, shooting them from a gun however...

PSA: don't try and shoot the president, from personal experience I can tell you it will not go well.

[Heloin]

Never even mind that, purely as acknowledgement of his immense controversy one might feel driven to ponder how he has somehow managed to not have bullets thrown at him just as well.

I would guess it is due to the fact throwing bullets would not do much, shooting them from a gun however...

PSA: don't try and shoot the president, from personal experience I can tell you it will not go well.

Were you the one Andrew Jackson chased with a Cane?

[Andsed]

I would guess it is due to the fact throwing bullets would not do much, shooting them from a gun however...

PSA: don't try and shoot the president, from personal experience I can tell you it will not go well.

Were you the one Andrew Jackson chased with a Cane?

Yeah but in my defense it was just a prank. I did not realize Jackson was that crazy.

[Immoren]

Tis season for that.

[Yirophia]

Never even mind that, purely as acknowledgement of his immense controversy one might feel driven to ponder how he has somehow managed to not have bullets thrown at him just as well.

I would guess it is due to the fact throwing bullets would not do much, shooting them from a gun however...

PSA: don't try and shoot the president, from personal experience I can tell you it will not go well.

A symbolic gesture like literally chucking loaded jackets at the walking toupee would have really been the least I'd have expected well before now just on account of raw cynicism, had I really and truly comprehended just how much of an idiot he is at first.

[Farnhamia]

I would guess it is due to the fact throwing bullets would not do much, shooting them from a gun however...

PSA: don't try and shoot the president, from personal experience I can tell you it will not go well.

A symbolic gesture like literally chucking loaded jackets at the walking toupee would have really been the least I'd have expected well before now just on account of raw cynicism, had I really and truly comprehended just how much of an idiot he is at first.

But you digress. Can we not drag That Man In The White House in here?

[Greater Cesnica]

A symbolic gesture like literally chucking loaded jackets at the walking toupee would have really been the least I'd have expected well before now just on account of raw cynicism, had I really and truly comprehended just how much of an idiot he is at first.

But you digress. Can we not drag That Man In The White House in here?

Yes, we must keep Agent Orange away from this blessed sanctuary from the time being...