Rhapsody in TET

[Samadhi]

I'm so tempted to try out gold prospecting and personal mining. Getting away from it all and looking for gold on a frozen Tasmanian beach. Just myself, the kitties, a drone and maybe a big rustic man with a bushy beard every now and then.

Sounds so, serene?

Except for the beard. Those things will scratch you up like there's no tomorrow. Make him shave.

Him?
No, them.

I could also smoke cigars and shoot guns!
This is the best idea ever.

[Samadhi]

I'm so tempted to try out gold prospecting and personal mining. Getting away from it all and looking for gold on a frozen Tasmanian beach. Just myself, the kitties, a drone and maybe a big rustic man with a bushy beard every now and then.

Sounds so, serene?

It sounds stressful to me. It's like guaranteed failure. Music, on the other hand, is still guaranteed failure.

I'm already rich. I don't need to anything.
I can do anything however, except make music.
I'm completely tone deaf apparently, whatever that means.

[Farnhamia]

Except for the beard. Those things will scratch you up like there's no tomorrow. Make him shave.

Him?
No, them.

I could also smoke cigars and shoot guns!
This is the best idea ever.

Make them all shave, you'll thank me. Shooting guns? Oh, you mean those arquebus things? Sounds fun!

[Samadhi]

Him?
No, them.

I could also smoke cigars and shoot guns!
This is the best idea ever.

Make them all shave, you'll thank me. Shooting guns? Oh, you mean those arquebus things? Sounds fun!

I could learn to forge and work metal to make myself cat themed cannons.

[Farnhamia]

Make them all shave, you'll thank me. Shooting guns? Oh, you mean those arquebus things? Sounds fun!

I could learn to forge and work metal to make myself cat themed cannons.

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

Okay, bad game, the kitties get killed.

[Heloin]

Unionize and begin the worker's revolution.

Heloin will help!

I say the Union Signal calling!

There is pow'r, there is pow'r
In a band of workingmen.
When they stand hand in hand,
That's a pow'r, that's a pow'r
That must rule in every land --
One Industrial Union Grand.

Were do we need some strike action?

[Samadhi]

I could learn to forge and work metal to make myself cat themed cannons.

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

No!
Bad farn!

[Farnhamia]

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

No!
Bad farn!

I should have tried it first.

[Geneviev]

It sounds stressful to me. It's like guaranteed failure. Music, on the other hand, is still guaranteed failure.

I'm already rich. I don't need to anything.
I can do anything however, except make music.
I'm completely tone deaf apparently, whatever that means.

No one is truly tone deaf. But if the failure part of your plan isn't a problem, it's a good idea.

[The Free Joy State]

I could learn to forge and work metal to make myself cat themed cannons.

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

Okay, bad game, the kitties get killed.

Slightly disturbed that whoever made it put a kitty-killing game under "funny"...

[Farnhamia]

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

Okay, bad game, the kitties get killed.

Slightly disturbed that whoever made it put a kitty-killing game under "funny"...

I know. It was the first thing that came up on a Google search and I figured, "Cool." Alas, decidedly uncool.

[Heloin]

I could learn to forge and work metal to make myself cat themed cannons.

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

Okay, bad game, the kitties get killed.

You knew him, did Mozart ever write a Kitten Canon?

[Geneviev]

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

Okay, bad game, the kitties get killed.

Slightly disturbed that whoever made it put a kitty-killing game under "funny"...

That was clearly a dog person.

[Heloin]

Slightly disturbed that whoever made it put a kitty-killing game under "funny"...

That was clearly a dog person.

I take it that I'm the only person here who had already heard of, and had played, that game.

[Farnhamia]

https://www.addictinggames.com/funny/kitten-cannon

Okay, bad game, the kitties get killed.

You knew him, did Mozart ever write a Kitten Canon?

I met him a few times but I don't think he did. Of course, Constanze had an extensive collection of unpublished works. If someone ever found those, who knows? We might get to hear, at long last, the oratorio "Beiß mich fester, Signore Salieri".

[Samadhi]

I'm already rich. I don't need to anything.
I can do anything however, except make music.
I'm completely tone deaf apparently, whatever that means.

No one is truly tone deaf. But if the failure part of your plan isn't a problem, it's a good idea.

And it's like Tasmania, nobody pays it any attention unless someone headbutts a politician.

The world could get nuked and we'd survive, forgotten.

[Farnhamia]

No one is truly tone deaf. But if the failure part of your plan isn't a problem, it's a good idea.

And it's like Tasmania, nobody pays it any attention unless someone headbutts a politician.

The world could get nuked and we'd survive, forgotten.

For a while, anyway.

[Geneviev]

You knew him, did Mozart ever write a Kitten Canon?

I met him a few times but I don't think he did. Of course, Constanze had an extensive collection of unpublished works. If someone ever found those, who knows? We might get to hear, at long last, the oratorio "Beiß mich fester, Signore Salieri".

There was a Rossini piece that I can think of.

[Samadhi]

And it's like Tasmania, nobody pays it any attention unless someone headbutts a politician.

The world could get nuked and we'd survive, forgotten.

For a while, anyway.

They had writing back in 1957?
Weird.
Weirder that 1957 feels like a thousand years ago because I was born in 2001 and never new that millennium.

Do you old peeps feel weird that it's a different millennium to the one you were born in?

[Farnhamia]

I met him a few times but I don't think he did. Of course, Constanze had an extensive collection of unpublished works. If someone ever found those, who knows? We might get to hear, at long last, the oratorio "Beiß mich fester, Signore Salieri".

There was a Rossini piece that I can think of.

I like it, even though it's not actually by Rossini.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duetto_buffo_di_due_gatti

[Geneviev]

There was a Rossini piece that I can think of.

I like it, even though it's not actually by Rossini.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duetto_buffo_di_due_gatti

I have been lied to.

[Farnhamia]

I like it, even though it's not actually by Rossini.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duetto_buffo_di_due_gatti

I have been lied to.

It's still good, though.

[Heloin]

There was a Rossini piece that I can think of.

I like it, even though it's not actually by Rossini.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duetto_buffo_di_due_gatti

I'm learning. This is what I get for making a canon pun.

[Geneviev]

I have been lied to.

It's still good, though.

It's a lot of fun.

[Farnhamia]

I like it, even though it's not actually by Rossini.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duetto_buffo_di_due_gatti

I'm learning. This is what I get for making a canon pun.