Rhapsody in TET

[Farnhamia]

Derek and Dominoes

Xmara can get a third cat as well and have her own little Triumvirate. Kitty versions of Augustus Caesar, Mark Antony, and Marcus Aemilius Lepidus.

Or Julius Caesar, Marcus Licinius Crassus, Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus. Or get four kitties and have a tetrarchy! Diocletian, Maximian, Galerius and Constantius Chlorus!

[Kowani]

Where’d independent come from?

Never ask about a cat's name, are you mad?

Questions are meant to be asked.

[Farnhamia]

Never ask about a cat's name, are you mad?

Questions are meant to be asked.

Not questions about cats. They have eight more lives than you do. Eventually they'll win.

[Kowani]

Questions are meant to be asked.

Not questions about cats. They have eight more lives than you do. Eventually they'll win.

…But I live longer.
Plus, I control the tuna.

[Immoren]

There are numerous versions: Myrkky, Myrkyttää, Myrkyllisyys and Islanti.

[Heloin]

There are numerous versions: Myrkky, Myrkyttää, Myrkyllisyys and Islanti.

...

I may be wrong, I may be spoiling the joke, but I seriously can't remember. Aren't you a Finn.

[Amjedia]

So I'm officially going to be getting two new kittens next week and I'm trying to come up with name ideas. My grandma was the one who named Jake, but grandma has passed away since then so I can't ask her to name these as well. IDK if I'm getting boys, girls, or one of each, and IDK what they'll look like. Here are my name ideas so far; feel free to suggest more.

Castor and Pollux
Kirk and Spock
Sherlock and Watson
Shawn and Gus
Chaos and Havoc
Ginger and Pepper
Sol and Luna

Tom and Oscar
Diamond and Rosie

[Jetan]

...

I may be wrong, I may be spoiling the joke, but I seriously can't remember. Aren't you a Finn.

He is. The first Finn infact. I’m the second one.

[Heloin]

...

I may be wrong, I may be spoiling the joke, but I seriously can't remember. Aren't you a Finn.

He is. The first Finn infact. I’m the second one.

Like a fish with an amputation, I was worried that I was forgetting my Finns.

[Jetan]

He is. The first Finn infact. I’m the second one.

Like a fish with an amputation, I was worried that I was forgetting my Finns.

No worries there, life is finntastic like that.

[Heloin]

Like a fish with an amputation, I was worried that I was forgetting my Finns.

No worries there, life is finntastic like that.

We need to Finnish up with these puns before it's to late.

[Immoren]

...

I may be wrong, I may be spoiling the joke, but I seriously can't remember. Aren't you a Finn.

He is. The first Finn infact. I’m the second one.

Well. Just attested ones.
I guess there been other unattested accounts.

[Thepeopl]

So I'm officially going to be getting two new kittens next week and I'm trying to come up with name ideas. My grandma was the one who named Jake, but grandma has passed away since then so I can't ask her to name these as well. IDK if I'm getting boys, girls, or one of each, and IDK what they'll look like. Here are my name ideas so far; feel free to suggest more.

Castor and Pollux
Kirk and Spock
Sherlock and Watson
Shawn and Gus
Chaos and Havoc
Ginger and Pepper
Sol and Luna

Sietske and Hylke (Dutch children's book series about a twin)
Stoffer and Blik (brush and dustpan)
Tigger and Roo
Tara and Shiva

[Jetan]

No worries there, life is finntastic like that.

We need to Finnish up with these puns before it's to late.

You think we should scale back?

He is. The first Finn infact. I’m the second one.

Well. Just attested ones.
I guess there been other unattested accounts.

Oh, definately. There's Hippo (obviously), Cadonica, Trez-nem, Ayreonia, Kvatchdom, The Raider guy (Cora?), that one girl whose name escapes me at the moment, she had a Rommel-alt Vultasia, and tons of others.
Altough, I suppose most of them have CTE'd at this point.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

You do realize that's it's dark by three in the afternoon there at this time of the year, right?

Oh, absolutely. I’ve been to the British Isles in winter before. Just not Scotland.

Its winter. It's to cold for cool cats.

I like cold, cool cat.

You will learn some new weather words like 'dreich', 'jeelit', and 'snell'.

Which are also good names for cats.

[Immoren]

Listening again toSteven'n'Seagulls' bluegrass cover of Iron Maiden's the Trooper and feels like in lyrics "Russian(s)" should ve been replaced either with "Yankees" or "indians" even though it's about charge of the light brigade.

[Hurdergaryp]

Xmara can get a third cat as well and have her own little Triumvirate. Kitty versions of Augustus Caesar, Mark Antony, and Marcus Aemilius Lepidus.

Or Julius Caesar, Marcus Licinius Crassus, Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus. Or get four kitties and have a tetrarchy! Diocletian, Maximian, Galerius and Constantius Chlorus!

Diocletian, you rotter! Get the FUCK out of the curtains NOW!

[Yirophia]

Or Julius Caesar, Marcus Licinius Crassus, Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus. Or get four kitties and have a tetrarchy! Diocletian, Maximian, Galerius and Constantius Chlorus!

Diocletian, you rotter! Get the FUCK out of the curtains NOW!

"Galerius knocked the xmas tree over again, mum."
"Oh god dammit."

[Fuyujima]

Holly and Starlight, my personal takes. :3

Holly the Kitty, especially! ^^

It goes like this:

You: Come on, Holly! Come on! Tsk tsk...
Holly: *Soft little mew with trilling*

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey —
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter —
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkstrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum —
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover —
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

Don't start giving my cat weird ideas, his name is Kuro and he's going to accept that.

[Ethel mermania]

Don't start giving my cat weird ideas, his name is Kuro and he's going to accept that.

To late.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

Had a pretty good birthday yesterday, hung out with my brother and ate Chinese food and played video games. Here’s to another go round the sun.

[Farnhamia]

Had a pretty good birthday yesterday, hung out with my brother and ate Chinese food and played video games. Here’s to another go round the sun.

That's good. Happy birthday!

[Ameriganastan]

Hey, I got a guys number...I mean he came by cause he was looking for mom. Something about a deer and giving her the wrong number...but he was cute. So I'm counting it.

[Geneviev]

Why do people believe things that aren't true? I'm never going to understand it.

[Gallade]

...

I may be wrong, I may be spoiling the joke, but I seriously can't remember. Aren't you a Finn.

He is. The first Finn infact. I’m the second one.

There being seventeen in total, of course.