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OMG! Snail Roofies!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:27 pmby Lunatic Goofballs
Just thought I'd drop this off:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:
The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.
We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:30 pmby Lockswania
This is amazing!!!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:32 pmby Greed and Death
Waiter, my date will have the Escargot.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:33 pmby Southern Patriots
Wow... just wow.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:35 pmby JuNii
Nature... never ceases to amaze.
and as for sex Weaponry... as one BOLO story said... from a BOLO (Huge automated tank) that was turned into a human: "Why is my lower missile launcher armed and seeking a target?"
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 6:39 pmby Lord-General Drache
Man, nature is awesome. Thanks for the link, LG!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:17 pmby Farnhamia
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Just thought I'd drop this off:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:
The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.
We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!
Men.
As if tits and ass evolved on their own. You guys are really just too easy.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:21 pmby Our Lady GaGa
Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:27 pmby Lackadaisical2
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
I'd drill a hole in you and crotch-bump
Also, way to go snails.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:29 pmby Daijiro
Lunatic Goofballs wrote: Sex Weaponry FTW!
I cannot resist! Sigged.
EDIT: Oh noes! I have to delete some of my other quotes. It's worth it, though. So worth it.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:40 pmby Tekania
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Just thought I'd drop this off:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:
The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.
We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!
Yes, just what every college jerk has been looking for, projectile roofies. No more need of that messy attempts to sneak it into the drink.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:52 pmby Farnhamia
Tekania wrote:Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Just thought I'd drop this off:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... tml?hpt=C1Before I make a late night run to the grocery store. I'll be back shortly. But my favorite part is:
The tail of the long-tailed slug (Ibycus rachelae) is three-times the length of its head, allowing it to curl up to sleep. More unusually, when it mates the slug fires a so-called "love dart" made of calcium carbonate that injects a hormone into its prospective partner to increase the chances of reproduction.
We have entered a brave new evolutionary world we have. Sex Weaponry FTW!
Yes, just what every college jerk has been looking for, projectile roofies. No more need of that messy attempts to sneak it into the drink.
I'm surprised no one has tried it, except that it probably can't deliver enough to a human to achieve the desired effect.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:27 pmby Lunatic Goofballs
Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:31 pmby Lackadaisical2
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin.
You're not doing it right then
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:34 pmby Lunatic Goofballs
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin.
You're not doing it right then
*signs up for 'Sex Drilling 101' with Professor Lackadaisical2*
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:47 pmby Lackadaisical2
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin.
You're not doing it right then
*signs up for 'Sex Drilling 101' with Professor Lackadaisical2*
We do a lot of 'hands on' work- I hope you're OK with that.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:49 pmby Caninope
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin.
You're not doing it right then
*signs up for 'Sex Drilling 101' with Professor Lackadaisical2*
We do a lot of 'hands on' work- I hope you're OK with that.
Win.
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:23 pmby Ravea
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our Lady GaGa wrote:Please. Bed bugs drill a hole in to their mates for crotch-bumpin'. This ain't nothin'.
*looks down disappointed* My bits do some amazing tricks, but they don't spin.
Meatspin?
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:25 pmby North Wiedna
Cupid Snails?
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:29 pmby The Black Forrest
That's very interesting! Thanks for posting that!
To think that would have been lost to a palm oil plantation!
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:31 pmby Old Erisia
wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:54 pmby South Norwega
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??
No silly, we're humans! We fire aluminium carbonate darts.
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:30 amby Lunatic Goofballs
North Wiedna wrote:Cupid Snails?
Good name!
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:41 amby Lovable Weirdos
Old Erisia wrote:wait... so its NOT normal to fire calcium carbonate hormone-filled darts into your prospective mates??
...I'd guess so.
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:56 amby Rambhutan
It is more like a fertility drug than an aphrodisiac - it increases the chances of successful reproduction. They don't always use it though as it can sometime kill or injure their partner.
Too much QI...