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Poll: Michael Jackson death jokes?

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Michael Jackson death jokes?

No, it's too soon.
11
6%
No, it's too disrespectful.
26
15%
No, it's distasteful.
21
12%
Yes, he was asking for it.
21
12%
Yes, because it's fun to joke about crazy people.
39
22%
Yes, because Jimmy Kimmel says it's okay.
4
2%
I wish everyone would stop talking about Michael Jackson.
55
31%
 
Total votes : 177

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Postby Isle de Beaulieu » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:37 pm

So I heard about Michael Jackson's death, and I laughed. Does that make me a terrible person? I mean I know he revolutionized the music industry and everything, and holds the record for best-selling album of all time, but the guy went off the deep end when he changed his skin color. And hung babies over balconies. And molested little boys.

Anyways, knowing I would stir up some controversy, I put my facebook status as "he died of cardiac arrest because he couldn't keep up with all those underage boys..." and a back-and-forth war started. Some argued that it was distasteful and disrespectful, and that it was too soon to start joking about his death. Come on! I mean, even Jimmy Kimmel joked about it, and everyone laughed. What do you guys think?
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Re: Michael Jackson death jokes?

Postby Phenia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:40 pm

I think you've a remarkably childish and immature view of things, and I pity you.

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Postby Yootopia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:41 pm

What's white, sticky and fills a kleenex?

Jacko's last release.
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Postby Phenia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:44 pm

Any assertions, or moronic jokes for that matter, that Michael Jackson ever molested anyone are libelous.

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Postby Isle de Beaulieu » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:46 pm

Phenia wrote:Any assertions, or moronic jokes for that matter, that Michael Jackson ever molested anyone are libelous.


...because he covered it? Like every other celebrity who has cash?

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Postby Maldorians » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:47 pm

Yootopia wrote:What's white, sticky and fills a kleenex?

Jacko's last release.


Meh, could have been funnier...
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:47 pm

Isle de Beaulieu wrote:
Phenia wrote:Any assertions, or moronic jokes for that matter, that Michael Jackson ever molested anyone are libelous.


...because he covered it? Like every other celebrity who has cash?

Prove it

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:48 pm

I just hope they don't cremate him. Plastics can release toxic smoke. *nod*
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Postby The Romulan Republic » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:50 pm

Phenia wrote:Any assertions, or moronic jokes for that matter, that Michael Jackson ever molested anyone are libelous.


Technically, he was never found guilty. But (admittedly without knowing all the details of the cases) I'd say his innocence is about as likely as OJ Simpson's.

That said, I do find jokes about anyone's death pathetic and distasteful, at least so shortly after. Death is part of life, and unpleasant nessessity, but not something I normally joke about or ever take pleasure in.

However, I would also support anyone's right to make such jokes, of course. I simply would not myself.
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Postby Sdaeriji » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:50 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I just hope they don't cremate him. Plastics can release toxic smoke. *nod*


Plastic surgery jokes are funny. Child molestation jokes...not as funny.
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Postby TheCapitalWasteland » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:51 pm

i wish everyone would stop talking about michael jackson. No one liked him when he was alive (or atleast not very many people cared for his stuff), but now everyone is in love with him and buying everything that has his name on it when he is dead. I didn't know death = mainstream.

Edit: I should rephrase that seeing how he was liked a lot, when he was younger anyway. So now its the 2000s and not a whole lots of people like him, probably for the whole controversy and him turning into a plastic monster. But it just seems like his popularity boosted by 300% because he's dead.
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Postby Yootopia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:52 pm

TheCapitalWasteland wrote:I didn't know death = mainstream.

Not a Jeff Buckley or Nirvana fan then, I take it?
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:53 pm

Sdaeriji wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I just hope they don't cremate him. Plastics can release toxic smoke. *nod*


Plastic surgery jokes are funny. Child molestation jokes...not as funny.


Anything can be funny if the joke is crafted correctly.
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Postby Sdaeriji » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:53 pm

TheCapitalWasteland wrote:i wish everyone would stop talking about michael jackson. No one liked him when he was alive (or atleast not very many people cared for his stuff), but now everyone is in love with him and buying everything that has his name on it when he is dead. I didn't know death = mainstream.


Yeah, it's not like sold 750 million records in his career.
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Postby Phenia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:53 pm

Isle de Beaulieu wrote:
Phenia wrote:Any assertions, or moronic jokes for that matter, that Michael Jackson ever molested anyone are libelous.


...because he covered it? Like every other celebrity who has cash?


Because people like you assume, despite the fact that the law does not agree with you, that because he's a celebrity oh he MUST be guilty. Ten thousand articles in Newsweek about "Wacko Jacko" molesting children just before kidnapping them away on his interstellar spaceship can't ALL be wrong, can they? You are just acting on your own biases and the opportunity to, like a vulture, tear into dead meat without consequence. Well, there's a consequence - it makes you look like a jackass.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:55 pm

TheCapitalWasteland wrote:i wish everyone would stop talking about michael jackson. No one liked him when he was alive (or atleast not very many people cared for his stuff), but now everyone is in love with him and buying everything that has his name on it when he is dead. I didn't know death = mainstream.


Yeah. He's only sold more records than anyone ever. Of course people hated him. ;)
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Postby Isle de Beaulieu » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:56 pm

Phenia wrote:Because people like you assume, despite the fact that the law does not agree with you, that because he's a celebrity oh he MUST be guilty. Ten thousand articles in Newsweek about "Wacko Jacko" molesting children just before kidnapping them away on his interstellar spaceship can't ALL be wrong, can they? You are just acting on your own biases and the opportunity to, like a vulture, tear into dead meat without consequence. Well, there's a consequence - it makes you look like a jackass.


If you haven't done so already, please reread the following comment that was posted by The Romulan Republic:

The Romulan Republic wrote:Technically, he was never found guilty. But (admittedly without knowing all the details of the cases) I'd say his innocence is about as likely as OJ Simpson's.
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Postby TheCapitalWasteland » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:57 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
TheCapitalWasteland wrote:i wish everyone would stop talking about michael jackson. No one liked him when he was alive (or atleast not very many people cared for his stuff), but now everyone is in love with him and buying everything that has his name on it when he is dead. I didn't know death = mainstream.


Yeah. He's only sold more records than anyone ever. Of course people hated him. ;)


I should rephrase that. Everyone liked him as a kid, but he became much more unpopular when he was older... you know, when he looked like a plastic doll.

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Postby Phenia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:58 pm

Isle de Beaulieu wrote:
Phenia wrote:Because people like you assume, despite the fact that the law does not agree with you, that because he's a celebrity oh he MUST be guilty. Ten thousand articles in Newsweek about "Wacko Jacko" molesting children just before kidnapping them away on his interstellar spaceship can't ALL be wrong, can they? You are just acting on your own biases and the opportunity to, like a vulture, tear into dead meat without consequence. Well, there's a consequence - it makes you look like a jackass.


If you haven't done so already, please reread the following comment that was posted by The Romulan Republic:


I did. So what? That doesn't change a damn thing I said. He doesn't believe Jackson was innocent. Big deal. There are lots of people who assumed he was guilty. They are all equally wrong to do so.

And I'm not infringing on anyone's "rights" here. Christ, that already?

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Postby TheCapitalWasteland » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:59 pm

Yootopia wrote:
TheCapitalWasteland wrote:I didn't know death = mainstream.

Not a Jeff Buckley or Nirvana fan then, I take it?


Don't know who Jeff Buckley is, and Nirvana is alright. I like maybe three songs.

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Postby Yootopia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:00 pm

TheCapitalWasteland wrote:Don't know who Jeff Buckley is

:o

One of the better musicians of the 1990s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErDMBWLOr_4
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:00 pm

TheCapitalWasteland wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
TheCapitalWasteland wrote:i wish everyone would stop talking about michael jackson. No one liked him when he was alive (or atleast not very many people cared for his stuff), but now everyone is in love with him and buying everything that has his name on it when he is dead. I didn't know death = mainstream.


Yeah. He's only sold more records than anyone ever. Of course people hated him. ;)


I should rephrase that. Everyone liked him as a kid, but he became much more unpopular when he was older... you know, when he looked like a plastic doll.


A scary plastic doll. A scary plastic doll left in the sun too long.

But what does that have to do with anything? I think the monstrous demand for tickets in the concert series he was planning in London is proof that some people still love a showman. Even if it's a freakshowman. :p
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Postby L3 Communications » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:01 pm

Yootopia wrote:
TheCapitalWasteland wrote:I didn't know death = mainstream.

Not a Jeff Buckley or Nirvana fan then, I take it?


Kurt Cobain jokes, anyone? :meh:
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Postby Yootopia » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:02 pm

L3 Communications wrote:Kurt Cobain jokes, anyone? :meh:

I dunno, kiddie fiddling is easier fodder for jokes than drug abuse :p
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Postby The Romulan Republic » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:05 pm

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I did. So what? That doesn't change a damn thing I said. He doesn't believe Jackson was innocent. Big deal. There are lots of people who assumed he was guilty. They are all equally wrong to do so.

And I'm not infringing on anyone's "rights" here. Christ, that already?


Never said you were. I don't know if that last bit was referring to me, but if so, I would ask that, if you have a problem with "libelous" comments about Michael Jackson, you also refrain from posting libelous comments about me.
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