UK Politics Thread XI: Boris' Big Bombastic Brexit Bash

[Thermodolia]

Boris is likely to push for an election now, not sure if Corbyn will go for it though.

Then what happens if an election doesn’t happen? Because if an extension is granted it will just lead to more of the same

[Vassenor]

Boris is likely to push for an election now, not sure if Corbyn will go for it though.

Then what happens if an election doesn’t happen? Because if an extension is granted it will just lead to more of the same

Then parliament will actually debate and scrutinise this bill properly.

[Nazis in Space]

Then what happens if an election doesn’t happen? Because if an extension is granted it will just lead to more of the same

Then parliament will actually debate and scrutinise this bill properly.

Now that's what I call deadpan British humour.

[Vassenor]

Then parliament will actually debate and scrutinise this bill properly.

Now that's what I call deadpan British humour.

I'm serious.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I have no words, im just... floored lol what a fucking mess

[Vassenor]

The leader of the Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg, is on his feet setting out how the government intends to proceed. He tells MPs there will be a debate on the Queen’s Speech on Wednesday and Thursday and that the Commons will not sit on Friday.

The shadow leader, Valerie Vaz, reiterates Labour’s offer to work to find a consensus on the Brexit bill’s timetabling.

Sounds like they're trying to bounce this after all.

[Thermodolia]

Then what happens if an election doesn’t happen? Because if an extension is granted it will just lead to more of the same

Then parliament will actually debate and scrutinise this bill properly.

Good joke

[Philjia]

Boris is likely to push for an election now, not sure if Corbyn will go for it though.

Then what happens if an election doesn’t happen?

[Vassenor]

No wait I think Boris has decided this means No Deal.

[Thermodolia]

No wait I think Boris has decided this means No Deal.

Now we watch as the EU grants yet another extension for nothing

[Heloin]

No wait I think Boris has decided this means No Deal.

Now we watch as the EU grants yet another extension for nothing

So the newest tradition may stand firm for just a bit longer.

[Ifreann]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

[The Blaatschapen]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

Brexit IV: A New Hope!

[The New California Republic]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

[Gormwood]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

Imagine BoJo taking a loan from a shark.

[Fartsniffage]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

I love all the comments from remainers wanting an extension with a legally binding referendum as a condition. Oh dear....

[Fartsniffage]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

Brexit IV: A New Hope!

At this point it's more Spaceballs...

[The New California Republic]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.

Imagine BoJo taking a loan from a shark.

We also have to continue imagining Boris dead in a ditch, since that has not transpired yet despite him indicating his clear preference for it.

[The New California Republic]

Brexit IV: A New Hope!

At this point it's more Spaceballs...

Keep kicking that Brexit ball further and further down the road.

[Fartsniffage]

At this point it's more Spaceballs...

Keep kicking that Brexit ball further and further down the road.

Spaceballs 2 - The Search for More Money Pointless Parliamentary Vote Withdrawals.

[Vassenor]

There's some information coming out from people who have been reading the bill, including a clause that ensures No Deal will happen at the end of the transition period — if the House votes for Johnson's bill, they're practically signing away their right to intervene should transition end without deal and the government refuses to seek an extension. I think Caroline Lucas said this was Clause 30.

There are other big issues starting to come to light as well.

[Salandriagado]

FYI comic sans is the preferred text for dyslexic and the visually impaired as it makes it easier to read. The stigma against it needs to end. Some Children probably also choose it for this reason tbh.

Actually, no. Any baseline-heavy sans-serif font works just as well, and most of them work significantly better.

[The New California Republic]

A No 10 source has said there will have to be a general election if the EU offers a delay until the end of January - as the UK has requested.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-poli ... s-50136270

[Vassenor]

A No 10 source has said there will have to be a general election if the EU offers a delay until the end of January - as the UK has requested.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-poli ... s-50136270

And what is their logic?

Aside from burning up the extension so MPs will be forced to accept the deal or no deal.

[Andsed]

Donald Tusk:"I will recommend the EU27 accept the UK request for an extension."
Hope your bodies are ready for MORE BREXIT.