2021-2022 Hockey Mega Thread: Welcome to the Show Seattle

[Tarsonis]

What the hell Nashville, nobody asked you to make a series of it

[Elejamie]

So we Brits lost our opener against Russia 7-1. Ouch. At least the next game wasn't as bad, 2-1 to Slovakia.

So, as of right now, it looks like Sunday there will be 2 Elimination Games.

Will Colorado stand tall, or will St. Louis live to fight another day?

Will the Caps flush the Bruins down the drain?


STAY TUNED!

We should hopefully be getting Congrats, Blues! sometime next week. Maybe Congrats, Capitals! if the Bruins keep steady.

[Tarsonis]

No offense Shof, but FUCKING GOOD. CAPS GO HOME!

[Tarsonis]

alright I'm 2 for 2 on eliminations so far but holy crap the Thrashers are about to sweep the Oilers?

[Impaled Nazarene]

alright I'm 2 for 2 on eliminations so far but holy crap the Thrashers are about to sweep the Oilers?

[Dresderstan]

Now do me a favor Bruins, whoever you go against, please just lie down and die.

[Shofercia]

No offense Shof, but FUCKING GOOD. CAPS GO HOME!

I feel the same way about the Panthers, so it's all good

[Fluvannia]

Now do me a favor Bruins, whoever you go against, please just lie down and die.

Or the opposite, that sounds better.

GG Caps, I want to be happy, but first, that handshake line with Z was extremely bittersweet, especially when he got to McAvoy.

[Dresderstan]

Can the Pens try not to lose in 2OT like in 2017 against the Sens where they won?

[Impaled Nazarene]

That is some of the best goaltending I've ever seen.

Now I am off to choke myself because the Pens ONCE AGAIN cannot beat Barry Trotz. What the fuck is puck control? What the fuck is decent passing? The defense played well for the first time in 3 years and we still suck!!

[Elejamie]

And we might hopefully be getting another Congrats soon as the Oilers have been swept by the Jets.

[Goobergunchia]

Blake Wheeler on his shot block: "I've got three beautiful kids, we're not having any more, so what the hell."

[Tarsonis]

Blake Wheeler on his shot block: "I've got three beautiful kids, we're not having any more, so what the hell."

what an absolute chad

[Shazbotdom]

Well, that just happened.


Good job Carolina on the OT Win.

[Tarsonis]

And the Guins are bagged, the Panthers stuffed. I

[Shazbotdom]

So I leave work and the Habs are up 3-1 over the Leafs.


How the fuck did they blow that lead?


Also, poor Leafs losing the game within a minute of the start of OT.

[Tarsonis]

so far im 4-2

[Shazbotdom]

Whelp. WIth that Hat Trick, the Vegas Golden Knights will be advancing into the 2nd Round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

[Shazbotdom]

HABS WIN! HABS WIN! HABS WIN! HABS WIN! HABS WIN!


Game 7 Monday Night!

[Tarsonis]

Toronto is a meme

[Shazbotdom]

Toronto is a meme

I mean. They did fight their way back from a 2-0 deficit. So you gotta give them that much credit. But, yes, they failed in the end.

[Dresderstan]

Toronto is a meme

LOL LEAFS! If they choke on Monday holy hell.

[Tarsonis]

shit second round pics

uh, I'll take the Bruins, the Jets, Canes and the Knights

[Tarsonis]

My God, they've done it again.

[Elejamie]

My God, they've done it again.

Don't mind me, just waiting in line for the inevitable Congrats video.

Because seriously, Toronto, how in the hell did you go from a 3-1 series lead to a 3-1 loss in game seven? What sort of curse has fallen upon you and who set it upon you so I can ask them to do the same for my enemies? Why have you not won a damn series since the season-cancelling lockout ended despite the number of decent players you've had and you have? And are you actually going to try and expand on areas that you've done right instead of trying to live on past glories? Don't bother playing next season. As in, literally, write 2021-22 off and come back for 2022-23. Don't relocate, don't blow everything up, just use that time to learn the self-Heimlich so you know how to stop yourself choking.

P.S. Isles, Jets, Canes and Avs for me.