MAGAThread XVII: All Things NOT Impeachment

[Slavakino]

Mate look at the pictures, it's a bit too conspicuous to just dismiss it as nothing

And who are you?

An Australian

[San Lumen]

Presumably Rikers or Fort Leavenworth. <.>

I guess with security protecting them. I mean...doesn't every former president and their immediate family get security for life?

I don’t think it’s required they keep it for life. I am fairly certain they can decline or opt out at anytime

[Neutraligon]

I guess with security protecting them. I mean...doesn't every former president and their immediate family get security for life?

I don’t think it’s required they keep it for life. I am fairly certain they can decline or opt out at anytime

Not sure about that, given that presidents can very easily be targeted by those who wish to do them harm or use them against the country.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

And who are you?

An Australian

And what gives you in particular the power to make proclamations ex cathedra about what Biden does or doesn't do?

[The Rich Port]

Presumably USSS gets the ungrateful job of arresting the man.

It's just, there is no way a president can go to a normal jail or be among a normal jail populace. It wouldn't work.

Oh he'll be fine, the Aryan Brotherhood'll give him a lifetime membership and make him their mascot.

They might even waive the skinhead requirement.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

It's just, there is no way a president can go to a normal jail or be among a normal jail populace. It wouldn't work.

Oh he'll be fine, the Aryan Brotherhood'll give him a lifetime membership and make him their mascot.

They might even waive the skinhead requirement.

How do you know whether or not the carefully groomed toupee is real or not?
*thinke*

[San Lumen]

I don’t think it’s required they keep it for life. I am fairly certain they can decline or opt out at anytime

Not sure about that, given that presidents can very easily be targeted by those who wish to do them harm or use them against the country.

Here is an article from the New York Times about Nixon dropping secret service protection: https://www.nytimes.com/1985/03/13/us/n ... rvice.html

[The Rich Port]

Oh he'll be fine, the Aryan Brotherhood'll give him a lifetime membership and make him their mascot.

They might even waive the skinhead requirement.

How do you know whether or not the carefully groomed toupee is real or not?
*thinke*

L'covfefe grande?

Doesn't matter... Erm... Skinheads aren't allowed to wear hats either... Pretty sure I read that somewhere.

[Ifreann]

Presumably Rikers or Fort Leavenworth. <.>

I guess with security protecting them. I mean...doesn't every former president and their immediate family get security for life?

You could put a Secret Service detail on a former president while they're in one of those minimum security rich people prisons.

[Necroghastia]

Presumably USSS gets the ungrateful job of arresting the man.

It's just, there is no way a president can go to a normal jail or be among a normal jail populace. It wouldn't work.

Hmm. Some form of house arrest maybe?

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

It's just, there is no way a president can go to a normal jail or be among a normal jail populace. It wouldn't work.

Hmm. Some form of house arrest maybe?

Does our hypothetical ex-POTUS still get to golf 20/7?

[Gormwood]

It's just, there is no way a president can go to a normal jail or be among a normal jail populace. It wouldn't work.

Hmm. Some form of house arrest maybe?

Surround him with enough boo birds and he'll put himself under house arrest.

[The Rich Port]

It's just, there is no way a president can go to a normal jail or be among a normal jail populace. It wouldn't work.

Hmm. Some form of house arrest maybe?

AKA The Escobar Treatment. How fitting.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Hmm. Some form of house arrest maybe?

Does our hypothetical ex-POTUS still get to golf 20/7?

Actually has anybody kept a tally of how many times Le Donald has gone to golf over these past 3 years? Maybe the American People should bill him for all the transportation costs.

[Slavakino]

An Australian

And what gives you in particular the power to make proclamations ex cathedra about what Biden does or doesn't do?

Freedom of speech mate

[Neutraligon]

Does our hypothetical ex-POTUS still get to golf 20/7?

Actually has anybody kept a tally of how many times Le Donald has gone to golf over these past 3 years? Maybe the American People should bill him for all the transportation costs.

https://trumpgolfcount.com/

[The Rich Port]

And what gives you in particular the power to make proclamations ex cathedra about what Biden does or doesn't do?

Freedom of speech mate

Are you bored cuz Australia keeps banning video games?

Ah, but seriously... If you think an old man kissing a girl he considers almost a granddaughter pedophilic, it's you who's got problems.

Especially when the guy you're comparing him to is infinitely more creepy.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Actually has anybody kept a tally of how many times Le Donald has gone to golf over these past 3 years? Maybe the American People should bill him for all the transportation costs.

https://trumpgolfcount.com/

Maybe the next president should replace golf with Go as social past time... just saying.

And what gives you in particular the power to make proclamations ex cathedra about what Biden does or doesn't do?

Freedom of speech mate

I asked you on whose authority did you make these apparently infallible proclamations of yours.

[Gormwood]

Does our hypothetical ex-POTUS still get to golf 20/7?

Actually has anybody kept a tally of how many times Le Donald has gone to golf over these past 3 years? Maybe the American People should bill him for all the transportation costs.

He's such a fucking welcher it'd be more likely if his assets were seized and liquidated.

[Slavakino]

Freedom of speech mate

Are you bored cuz Australia keeps banning video games?

Ah, but seriously... If you think an old man kissing a girl he considers almost a granddaughter pedophilic, it's you who's got problems.

Especially when the guy you're comparing him to is infinitely more creepy.

Listen here amerimutt, our great nation is a greater place than your America as we got healthcare that works, high paying jobs, greater living standard and safer living. Also games aren't banned if they are digital you munt. Trump has probably done questionable things in the past but now he is a sensible man while Biden still acts very creepy.

[Slavakino]

Freedom of speech mate

I asked you on whose authority did you make these apparently infallible proclamations of yours.

I have the authority since I look at international politics and take interest in American politics as they can easily screw the world over in a jiffy.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

I asked you on whose authority did you make these apparently infallible proclamations of yours.

I have the authority since I look at international politics and take interest in American politics as they can easily screw the world over in a jiffy.

So you are infallible?

[Slavakino]

I have the authority since I look at international politics and take interest in American politics as they can easily screw the world over in a jiffy.

So you are infallible?

I never said I was mate

[San Lumen]

You know what would be really nice if Senate pages stopped working and every staff member of republican members of Congress stopped doing their job unless they vote to convict.

[Necroghastia]

Are you bored cuz Australia keeps banning video games?

Ah, but seriously... If you think an old man kissing a girl he considers almost a granddaughter pedophilic, it's you who's got problems.

Especially when the guy you're comparing him to is infinitely more creepy.

Listen here amerimutt, our great nation is a greater place than your America as we got healthcare that works, high paying jobs, greater living standard and safer living.

Honestly I would've gone with platypuses as the biggest thing y'all have over us but yeah don't rub it in.

Trump has probably done questionable things in the past but now he is a sensible man while Biden still acts very creepy.

That's an odd way to spell "senile."
After all, it's odd to call him sensible when you call out your healthcare as something that works for you, and Trump is not a fan of sensible healthcare solutions.