If you were rich as hell

by **Vetalia** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:28 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:And feeding him beans.

Lots and lots of beans. *runs*

King Kong is a carnivore, he wants to hunt!

by **Neanderthaland** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:36 pm

Vetalia wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Lots and lots of beans. *runs*

King Kong is a carnivore, he wants to hunt!

Gorillas are herbivores.

by **Purpelia** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 4:45 pm

Lamborghini Aventador wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Slavery is only bad if you don't have enough cash to get away with it.

uh might want to re think that

Good: Adjective
Definition:
- An action or state that benefits [me] the speaker.
- An action or state that [me] the speaker finds pleasing.

Use in a sentence: I like eating ice cream therefore doing so is good.

Evil: Adjective
Definition:
- An action or state that harms [me] the speaker.
- An action or state that [me] the speaker finds displeasing.

Use in a sentence: I dislike traffic jams therefore anyone clogging up traffic for me is evil.

by **Vetalia** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:20 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
Vetalia wrote:
King Kong is a carnivore, he wants to hunt!

Gorillas are herbivores.

King Kong isn't technically a gorilla, he's a giant monster that resembles a gorilla. In my headcanon that big bastard is chasing down Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum in a 1993 Jeep just like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park.

by **Templar Legion** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:34 pm

Explore our solar system then venture beyond; colonizing the local stellar neighborhood.

by **Neanderthaland** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:36 pm

Templar Legion wrote:Explore our solar system then venture beyond; colonizing the local stellar neighborhood.

I mean, hell is rich as hell. And they can't even get out of hell.

Your chances of breaking the light speed barrier...

by **Ifreann** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 5:59 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
Templar Legion wrote:Explore our solar system then venture beyond; colonizing the local stellar neighborhood.

I mean, hell is rich as hell. And they can't even get out of hell.

Your chances of breaking the light speed barrier...

The riches of hell is in damned souls, a currency unfortunately not accepted outside hell. Except in Vegas.

by **The Greater Ohio Valley** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 6:03 pm

If I were obscenely rich (I.e in the hundreds of billions) I’d constantly donate to charity, enrich the lives of all my friends and family, heavily invest in my local and state economy to help ensure favorable worker conditions as much as humanly possible and I’d spend a lot on research to help mitigate climate change as much as humanly possible, and several other things I can’t think of at the moment.

by **The Liberated Territories** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:24 pm

I'd buy my own private island, have a huge ass mansion that accommodated literally everything, and have food flown in weekly.

This is the TLT dream folks!

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:34 am

I would buy a big house.

And then invite all kinds of actors over for a party.

And then I'd get a bulldozer and break down the fourth wall of my house.

Like seriously, if I have silly money, I'll probably just use it for very elaborate, expensive puns.

by **Ifreann** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:36 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:I would buy a big house.

And then invite all kinds of actors over for a party.

And then I'd get a bulldozer and break down the fourth wall of my house.

Like seriously, if I have silly money, I'll probably just use it for very elaborate, expensive puns.

Top quality shenanigans.

by **Ghosteria** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 5:40 am

Start an asteroid mining company.

by **Samadhi** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:16 pm

I’m well off enough I don’t have to work now, and I’m only 18.
I pretty much just drink and go to the beach, chill with the girls.
So pretty much that.

by **Mettaton-EX** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:09 am

how rich are we talking? is "buy up a large enough proportion of the fossil fuel industry to force radical structural changes" an option?

by **The Rapture Republic** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 6:30 am

If I was uber-wealthy I’ll use my money for the re-industrialization of the western world to weaken China’s influence in the global economy. Also, if possible lobby for legislation to keep warhawks from gaining power.

by **Arumdaum** » Wed Oct 02, 2019 7:09 pm

If i was rich af I'd buy up every single company in the world and then hand it to the workers

Also change the economy to be energy efficient and green

by **Sundiata** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:50 am

I would get married and start a family.
I would attain a high level of education along the lines of a PhD.
I would spend more time on exercise, getting physically stronger.
I would reinvest my wealth and earn dividends from it.

The overwhelming majority of my fortune will be given to the Catholic Church when I pass away.

by **Arachkya** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:52 am

Make my own fantasy TV series.

Buy TONS of occult things, rings and crystals.

Buy a HUGE home with a loyal staff.

by **The Industries** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:53 am

Give

20% to charity

40% in donations to the Democrats

invest 15% in anti-climate change efforts, like building giant solar farms

25% would be for me, and I would go to college, and nothave student loan debts, And... I dunno.

Eh, give 10% more to My favorite YouTubers

by **Sundiata** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:54 am

There are nice things I want but I'm more interested in accomplishing things.

by **Pretty Much God** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:55 am

I'd spend all of it on propaganda, and rule the world as the masses declare me God.

If I can't do that, donate it all to charity I guess i dunno
i don't like living lavish lifestyles

by **Sundiata** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:59 am

Pretty Much God wrote:I'd spend all of it on propaganda, and rule the world as the masses declare me God.

If I can't do that, donate it all to charity I guess i dunno
i don't like living lavish lifestyles

It doesn't matter if a man owns the entire world if he loses his soul.

by **Syeadeshistania** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:04 am

Go to Afghanistan.
Purchase 100,000 child soldiers.
Perform a coup.
Profit.

by **Jebslund** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:06 am

Obscenely wealthy? Help out a few friends of mine who are struggling, start a savings account and put enough in it to comfortably live off of the interest without touching the principal, pay off all my debts, ruin my abusive parents' lives, buy an old WWII fighter (a Corsair, if I can manage to find one for sale), open a second savings account with enough in it to fund flying as a hobby without touching the principal, get a modest home with a kitchen that would make the entire cooking show industry green with envy (ideally buying it with cash and no loan except from myself if need be), set up a trust fund for any kids I might ever have, buy a car outright, and then give the excess to charity.

by **Romanian Sultanate** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:09 am

I would make a Company that focuses on Space Colonization,make some Good Investments,Buy some Cars and Houses.

Almost all of the rest of The Money I start with I shall use to Campaign In Politics,since Romania needs some good rulers dang It.

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