If you were rich as hell

[Cekoviu]

differential equation 18 hour day mathematic break through ancestor smile

haha yes, I indeed love breaking the smiles of my ancestors with calculus

[Hakons]

If I were a rich man...

I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Use this new wealth to mobilise a new mass socialist movement and establish a free socialist utopia in Antarctica or something.

Like Rapture but not in the future and socialist.

[Ethel mermania]

If I were a rich man...

I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

+1 Interweb for you

[Geneviev]

If I were a rich man...

I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

I was going to link this song, but you win.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

If I were a rich man...

I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important men in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise.
"If you please, Reb Tevye..."
"Pardon me, Reb Tevye..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're rich, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray.
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall.
And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

Of course you pick Fiddler on the Roof, of course...

[The Huskar Social Union]

Buy a top hat and a monocle, invest in a clipper factor and scoff at the peasants as my woman servant Helga Svetslana carries me about the town.

[Neutraligon]

Buy a small but nice apartment in a city. Fund research for drug resistant bacteria and cancer. Keep working cause I love my job. Set aside enough so that I do not need to worry about the future. Look into trying to get support to improve the US infrastructure. Look into research on how to better distribute food (as in actual suply stuff).

[Jean-Paul Sartre]

Start a for-profit prison company and build the panopticon in real life.

[Metaloidia]

Start a shirt company. I would sell shirts of metal bands I like and my art work.

[Drunkerland]

Buy Greenland, get rekt Donald Trump.

[Europa Undivided]

Fund a science project for a faster than light engine and sustainable space travel.

[New haven america]

Use this new wealth to mobilise a new mass socialist movement and establish a free socialist utopia in Antarctica or something.

Like Rapture but not in the future and socialist.

I think you just figured out the plot of Bioshock 4. (Also, Rapture was in the 1960's)

[Rostavykhan]

I'd buy a shit ton of cocaine and hookers and mine bitcoin to further feed my cocaine and hooker habits.

Then invest in stocks and buy a modest house in the country once I get over my hooker and cocaine bender, and donate large sums of money to charity and science, because sure, it's fun to be filthy rich and have coke and hookers, but being a wealthy philanthropist who lives according to their own needs and helps others is way more based.

[Scomagia]

Buy acreage, build my ranch and an elder care home, and use the rest to fund said elder care home and related endeavors.

[Bear Stearns]

Let's see, I currently go to work, shitpost on here, travel, and hang out with friends.

[Kowani]

Fund a science project for a faster than light engine and sustainable space travel.

Have you considered not burning money?

[-Ocelot-]

Use this new wealth to mobilise a new mass socialist movement and establish a free socialist utopia in Antarctica or something.

Like Rapture but not in the future and socialist.

Do you know something about climate change that we don't?

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Fund a remake of HBO’s Rome series in accordance to the original writer’s plans (as in more than 2 Seasons on a Game of Thrones level scale)

[Holdac]

Remake the twilight movies except Edward is replaced by Kanye West and he has no script. It's Kanye being Edward but being himself.
"Your skin is as white as snow"
"B**CH IM BLACK"

[The Imperial Warglorian Empire]

Use this new wealth to mobilise a new mass socialist movement and establish a free socialist utopia in Antarctica or something.

Like Rapture but not in the future and socialist.

Fairly certain they’d all starve or freeze to death in Antarctica

[Pacomia]

I’d like to think I’d donate it to charity or something but I’ll probably just continue living my normal life buying canned chili and barely ever spending any money on anything I don’t need with a huge heaping pile of cash collecting dust in a closet somewhere

[The Blaatschapen]

Vote Republican.

Yes, I know, I cannot vote in the US, but if I write "vote VVD" nobody gets the joke

[Ethel mermania]

Vote Republican.

Yes, I know, I cannot vote in the US, but if I write "vote VVD" nobody gets the joke

Dying is easy, Comedy is hard.

[Europa Undivided]

Fund a science project for a faster than light engine and sustainable space travel.

Have you considered not burning money?

Well, I have very few demands in life, so better yet give all the surplus money to a worthy cause.