If you were rich as hell

[Munkcestrian Republic]

If by Northumberland you mean Northumbria that would end up the other way round

No, I mean Northumberland.

Sorry, you get the whole thing

[Dylar]

Give half of it to the Catholic churches near me, then divide the other half between my entire family(grandparents, cousins, uncles, etc) and myself since I don't need all that money anyway.

[Grinning Dragon]

Invest and make the money work for me, start up a firearm and ammo business/manufacture, use money to help roll back bs gun control laws.

[New Periapsis]

I’d donate to charities and attempt to start an international organization dedicating to improving infrastructures. I’d try to render power plants burning fossil fuels obsolete by building geothermal plants and use that money to help even more people by creating more jobs and creating public education services for people to use. Finally, as an American I’d like to use a portion of my vast wealth to lobby for house and senate to create modern anti-trust laws in order to combat monopolies from having total control over our lives without consequence.

[Satuga]

1. Buy a Home
2. Invest
3. Buy a nice car
4. Give a Portion to family but tell them it's all they get so they don't waste their money and come crawling back to me
5. Buy some amenities (videogames, pool, etc)
6. Relax for life. (rest is optional)
7. Have Wife and Kids
8. Teach kids not to judge people by their money
9. Teach kids not to be entitled for what they have and still work for it (some chores, responsibilities, school)
10. Hope I did well.
11. Die.

[Japenderra]

Will buy a plot of land for myself build a smart or green home on it.Keep the rest in a high interest GIC investment account and live off the high interest.I’d give as much to charity as I feel like giving.If the charity shows it delivers in it’s promises to helping people in developing countries or the environment,I would be more likely to hand money over to charities. I’ll buy a wife Ukrainian,Russian,or Japanese,who respects the home life and being a good housewife in the home.I’d let her have her own income,and our accounts would be seperate.

A college/university/private school fund account would be started to fund the best education possible for our children.

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I would give a few million each to my parents, my in laws, my best friend, and maybe 100k to 5 other people I want to help out, like my teen mom neighbor and my uncle in recovery.

I would stash a significant amount of cash in a go bag in case the need ever arises.

I would also have a bunker built stocked with food, ammunition, and a stockpile of objects that would be valuable in the event of the apocalypse.

I would buy a beach house on the Florida Gulf Coast and an inland property safe from hurricanes and flooding which would also be a commune where my friends could live for free as long as they want.

I would make donations to Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, and also to organizations that help people with drug addiction, and I would give regular Patreon donations to my favorite YouTubers

I would buy up ad space on TV and commission commercials to support whatever cause I want to advocate for

Then there's the travelling:

A tour of Hawaii, Fiji, Vanuatu, and other nations with kava and would drink kava with the locals in each location.

A trip to Svalbard in the summer to see the midnight sun

A trip to the Australian Outback to see the Milky Way in a sky free of light pollution

A stoned off my ass Colorado adventure

An Ayahuasca ceremony in South America

Namibia. I've always wanted to go there more than anywhere else in Africa.


I would go the best doctor in the world to fix my receding hairline

I would get beautiful tattoos from a great artist to cover my arms and back

And finally I'd open up a dog shelter and a kennel for people who have nowhere to take their dogs during hurricanes or other hardships

Oh, and I would also hand $500 to any homeless person I encounter asking for money

[Reserka]

I would buy NS and make everyone use a dark theme.

[Totenborg]

I’d donate to charities and attempt to start an international organization dedicating to improving infrastructures. I’d try to render power plants burning fossil fuels obsolete by building geothermal plants and use that money to help even more people by creating more jobs and creating public education services for people to use. Finally, as an American I’d like to use a portion of my vast wealth to lobby for house and senate to create modern anti-trust laws in order to combat monopolies from having total control over our lives without consequence.

Now, that's a good plan.

[Dogmeat]

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen
Right in the middle of the town
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
There would be one long staircase just going up
And one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere, just for show

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Buy a small collection of guns and AFVs, as well some cheap cars to shoot at, stash some for a rainy day, give the rest to charity or something.

[Hammer Britannia]

Buy off the UN to get the rights to Marie Byrd Land.

Gain even more money by founding a city made up of convicts Australia style

I'd assume you'd change the name to something more fun.

I am legally going to name it 'The Republic of Mac and Cheese' and nobody can stop me

[Thermodolia]

great plan

Im currently on part -5 finish HS, -4 is join Army Gaurd, -3 Film School/ UGA, -2 make small films to make a name, -1 make my masterpiece

The Guard? Hahahahaha

[Thermodolia]

If i had some 55 billion dollars I’d have more money than I’d know what to do with. I’d probably just buy Stone Mountain, some 50 acres of land on a lake, build a beach home, build my regular home on said lake, buy some boats and fine art, and eventually get married. Oh I also might buy myself a new truck when my current one dies

[Thermodolia]

Donate it to finance the cost of legal representation for individuals whose children have been expelled from schools for placing conscience before educational policy and refusing to attend those stupid lessons about homosexuality.

I’d probably donate a billion to organizations that make homosexuality more acceptable

[Heloin]

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen
Right in the middle of the town
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below
There would be one long staircase just going up
And one even longer coming down
And one more leading nowhere, just for show

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
(Insert)Squawking just as noisily as they can. (End Insert)
With each loud "cheep" "swaqwk" "honk" "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy woman."

[TURTLESHROOM II]

• Tithe ten percent of the newly acquired money to the Church
• Invest ten percent into retirement and savings (not that I'll need it, but still)
• Invest up to ten percent in stocks and bonds, just to see how lucky I can get (if I lose it, see above)
• Satisfy all the debt of my family, friends, and extended family
• Present large sums of money to each of my extended family
• Get my best friend out of that little apartment and buy him a house
• Buy my mother those two jet skis I promised her if I made bank
• Send my hairdresser on that trip to Ireland I promised her if I made bank
• Buy land for a beach house built from the ground up
• By an ICEE frozen Coca-Cola machine and install it in my house, pay for its maintenance
• Hire a live-in maid
• Invest in retarded, wasteful projects like colonizing Mars or buying out Uganda's debt to become its Emperor (I've made this joke since I was a kid)
• Become a political influencer and kingmaker through donations
• Finally build that "Italian Turtle" restaurant I imagined when I was a small child, complete with the giant, tacky building that looks like a cartoon turtle
• Bankroll the Yes California secession movement until it succeeds

[Thermodolia]

• Tithe ten percent of the newly acquired money to the Church
• Invest ten percent into retirement and savings (not that I'll need it, but still)
• Invest up to ten percent in stocks and bonds, just to see how lucky I can get (if I lose it, see above)
• Satisfy all the debt of my family, friends, and extended family
• Present large sums of money to each of my extended family
• Get my best friend out of that little apartment and buy him a house
• Buy my mother those two jet skis I promised her if I made bank
• Send my hairdresser on that trip to Ireland I promised her if I made bank
• Buy land for a beach house built from the ground up
• By an ICEE frozen Coca-Cola machine and install it in my house, pay for its maintenance
• Hire a live-in maid
• Invest in retarded, wasteful projects like colonizing Mars or buying out Uganda's debt to become its Emperor (I've made this joke since I was a kid)
• Become a political influencer and kingmaker through donations
• Finally build that "Italian Turtle" restaurant I imagined when I was a small child, complete with the giant, tacky building that looks like a cartoon turtle

Uganda’s debt is roughly around 10 billion dollars. Adding in everything else you want to do and you’d probably need around 30 billion

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Uganda’s debt is roughly around 10 billion dollars. Adding in everything else you want to do and you’d probably need around 30 billion

Rich as heck. I was thinking what to do with MAD DOSH the size of Rockefeller and Bill Gates. Also, when I was a kid came up with the Emperor of Uganda idea, their debt was three billion.

[Thermodolia]

Uganda’s debt is roughly around 10 billion dollars. Adding in everything else you want to do and you’d probably need around 30 billion

Rich as heck. I was thinking what to do with MAD DOSH the size of Rockefeller and Bill Gates. Also, when I was a kid came up with the Emperor of Uganda idea, their debt was three billion.

Granted those numbers are from 2017. So they probably have roughly around 12 billion to 15 billion now

[Cappuccina]

I'd donate at least half of it for things for children (education stuff, clothes, food), just things to help them out and make their lives not shit, hopefully inspire them to help people that are less fortunate.

The rest will go to a modest house, restoring classic cars, and hoarding all the books on languages I can find.

[Nouveau Yathrib]

I'd give 90% of my money to charity and bury the rest. I don't believe in holding onto money I don't need and I also learned from my teen years that when people even think you're "hood rich" (still poor but you got enough money to buy the new air jordans) they start ass kissing and treating you different.

I don't want that. No gold diggers please. I wanna improve my economic position a bit but I never would wanna go beyond middle class and i wanna live pretty minimalistically

Can you join a community of Lebanese shopkeepers and other merchants? As a tribe that produced Tyre, Carthage and numerous merchants throughout Latin America, Africa and the Middle East I'm sure it must be a good community.

You have nothing genetic to do with the hood.

Wtf, racial/ethnic groups aren’t genetically predetermined to be hood. Families maybe, but some of that is due to shared environment.

To answer the OP- travel the world, invest in renewable energy + insect farming, build a website/database/museum for archiving rare and endangered languages around the world, adopt children (not sure if international, domestic, disabled, etc. it depends on what my future SO and family would put up with and whether i’d already have biological children at that point). Idk how much I’d donate to charity and give to my immediate extended family + close friends, but I’d probably take care of that first.

[Onocarcass]

If I actually had money, It'd go a long way towards making me feel confident in taking risks trying things I really want to. But I am and have always been poor as hell, so I don't have time to learn how to do anything super creative or take unnecessary risks.

[Mushet]

An apartment building with plenty of amenities to make sure friends and family have housing, and a business on the ground floor to make sure they have employment.

[Phoenix2012]