What colour and kind of hat do you wear?

[Kowani]

A fedora, of course.

Yeesssss

[Mushet]

Pretty much the only time I've worn hats were for uniforms.

[Bombadil]

Old Tom Bombadil was a merry fellow;
Bríght blue his jacket was and his boots were yellow,
Green were his gírdle and his breeches all of leather;
He wore in his tall hat a swan-wing feather.

..cos, you know, fuck swans.