Which means you are, given your habits, and this entire argument is just so you can have a better chance at keeping your genocidal waifu alive.
Pond rolling time.
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by Hammer Britannia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:01 am
by Pacomia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:03 am
by The New California Republic » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:07 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:A crippled Annie though? She can’t move
Infected Mushroom wrote:You are completely paralyzed from leg down and are confined to bed and wheelchair.
by Caracasus » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:32 am
by The Two Jerseys » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:14 am
by Heloin » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:26 am
this was intended to be more trivia than a central aspect of the hypothetical
you're supposed to focus on cost-benefit analysis
by Ifreann » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:29 pm
Infected Mushroom wrote:Heloin wrote:Well since we're Witch Hitler, wheeling ourselves into the swamp would kill Witch Hitler.
the premise of the hypothetical is that you may or may not be
this was intended to be more trivia than a central aspect of the hypothetical
you're supposed to focus on cost-benefit analysis
by Hammer Britannia » Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:54 pm
Ifreann wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
the premise of the hypothetical is that you may or may not be
this was intended to be more trivia than a central aspect of the hypothetical
you're supposed to focus on cost-benefit analysis
Good thing you included this pointless trivia, it's clearly been a big help.
by Infected Mushroom » Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:07 pm
by Caracasus » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:09 am
by Chan Island » Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:55 am
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.
by Infected Mushroom » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:44 am
Chan Island wrote:Good to see so many so enthusiastic for Witch Hitler to take on some impromptu swimming lessons.
by The Free Joy State » Mon Sep 16, 2019 3:51 am
by Hammer Britannia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:23 am
by Infected Mushroom » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:28 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
Do nobles/high borns know how to swim?
No. Prior to about 1830, swimming was practised by a few people -- almost all of them male.
In the Medieval period, water was viewed as a sinister "otherworld", populated by sea monsters and avoided by all those who did not make their living there -- in other words (from a Medieval perspective), it might be the perfect place for Witch Hitler.
by Ifreann » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:29 am
by Hammer Britannia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:29 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:No. Prior to about 1830, swimming was practised by a few people -- almost all of them male.
In the Medieval period, water was viewed as a sinister "otherworld", populated by sea monsters and avoided by all those who did not make their living there -- in other words (from a Medieval perspective), it might be the perfect place for Witch Hitler.
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
however, in the IM verse, all high born women are drilled/know how to fight with specialized ceremonial duelling blades/short swords; so even without magic, Annie is able to hold her own against commoners in fights if she has access to these types of weapons
obviously not as proficient as a full time knight but its still something; but everyone (magical or non magical) in the high born class must have some way of defending their personal honour if it comes to it
by Heloin » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:31 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:No. Prior to about 1830, swimming was practised by a few people -- almost all of them male.
In the Medieval period, water was viewed as a sinister "otherworld", populated by sea monsters and avoided by all those who did not make their living there -- in other words (from a Medieval perspective), it might be the perfect place for Witch Hitler.
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
however, in the IM verse, all high born women are drilled/know how to fight with specialized ceremonial duelling blades/short swords; so even without magic, Annie is able to hold her own against commoners in fights if she has access to these types of weapons
obviously not as proficient as a full time knight but its still something; but everyone (magical or non magical) in the high born class must have some way of defending their personal honour if it comes to it
by Hammer Britannia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:31 am
by Ifreann » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:32 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:No. Prior to about 1830, swimming was practised by a few people -- almost all of them male.
In the Medieval period, water was viewed as a sinister "otherworld", populated by sea monsters and avoided by all those who did not make their living there -- in other words (from a Medieval perspective), it might be the perfect place for Witch Hitler.
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
however, in the IM verse, all high born women are drilled/know how to fight with specialized ceremonial duelling blades/short swords; so even without magic, Annie is able to hold her own against commoners in fights if she has access to these types of weapons
obviously not as proficient as a full time knight but its still something; but everyone (magical or non magical) in the high born class must have some way of defending their personal honour if it comes to it
by Hammer Britannia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:34 am
Ifreann wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
however, in the IM verse, all high born women are drilled/know how to fight with specialized ceremonial duelling blades/short swords; so even without magic, Annie is able to hold her own against commoners in fights if she has access to these types of weapons
obviously not as proficient as a full time knight but its still something; but everyone (magical or non magical) in the high born class must have some way of defending their personal honour if it comes to it
You really need to stop calling this Medieval Europe. It is nothing like Medieval Europe.
by The Free Joy State » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:34 am
Infected Mushroom wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:No. Prior to about 1830, swimming was practised by a few people -- almost all of them male.
In the Medieval period, water was viewed as a sinister "otherworld", populated by sea monsters and avoided by all those who did not make their living there -- in other words (from a Medieval perspective), it might be the perfect place for Witch Hitler.
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
by Hammer Britannia » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:36 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
Don't worry. A high level of swimming proficiency isn't required for sinking.Ifreann wrote:Why do we have to pretend to be any character at all? Even IM seems to realise that this is counter-productive, since the OP explicitly tells us to consider our real personality when answering.
Exactly... How easy it would have been to avoid all this by not assigning a name (especially that of Witch Hitler) or a time period and asking a nice, simple modern-day hypothetical that allows you to be yourself -- considering how you'd behave if you (not a genocidal witch) were left severely physically disabled and entirely dependent and offered a chance at a cure if you'd promote a cause you couldn't believe in.
No genocidal witches, no inaccurate medieval period, no pushing for dictatorial kings, or need to completely disregard your own personality.
Simple.
by Galloism » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:39 am
Heloin wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
however, in the IM verse, all high born women are drilled/know how to fight with specialized ceremonial duelling blades/short swords; so even without magic, Annie is able to hold her own against commoners in fights if she has access to these types of weapons
obviously not as proficient as a full time knight but its still something; but everyone (magical or non magical) in the high born class must have some way of defending their personal honour if it comes to it
So this is now full on bullshit anime middle ages.
Alrighty where's my wench with huge tracts of land.
by Infected Mushroom » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:46 am
Ifreann wrote:Infected Mushroom wrote:
then I see no reason to alter this
it is unlikely that Annie would have learned how to swim (not that it be useful anyways if she's crippled)
however, in the IM verse, all high born women are drilled/know how to fight with specialized ceremonial duelling blades/short swords; so even without magic, Annie is able to hold her own against commoners in fights if she has access to these types of weapons
obviously not as proficient as a full time knight but its still something; but everyone (magical or non magical) in the high born class must have some way of defending their personal honour if it comes to it
You really need to stop calling this Medieval Europe. It is nothing like Medieval Europe.
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