Bruh moments

[Caleonia]

Whenever I forget my water jug for marching band is a bruh moment.

Also Bruh Sound Effects run by someone I know irl

[Sodoran Alesia]

Huge bruh moment today. So, I was waiting for the train at my university station to go home around 5:10 ish, and there's an express at 5:22, so I was like, that's cool. But then on the electronic signboard it says there's a local train at 5:18 but it's 4 minutes late. The problem is, they're both listed as coming in on Track 1, and I was like wtf, which one is coming in first? Then a train pulls in at Track 1, I assume it was the late one, and it leaves. Then a minute later another train comes up at Track 2 and leaves. And then I was like, wait, where's the train? And then, after talking to another person waiting, I realize the one that pulled up on Track 1 was the express and they diverted the local train to Track 2. I felt so stupid. But luckily there was another train going to my station leaving at 5:27. I got on that one, so it wasn't that bad.

I was heading home with friends on a train and we were playing some console game, I really can't remember which but it had pretty quick turnaround time so we were rapidly passing the console back and forth when one of us was all 'shit, is this our station', and we all jumped off at the last moment only to find we'd jumped off two stations early, and it was the last train of the night.

Shit, that is a major bruh moment, how'd you guys get home? Was there a bus at the station or did you guys call for a ride or something?

[The Emerald Legion]

Once. I was at work. It was winter and Actual work was scarce but there was still enough demand that they kept us on rather than laying us off for the winter.

So, during the slow times they had us split wood to keep the workshop warm to keep the heating bill down.

Well it's winter. It's cold. So we start a fire out by the lumber pile. One of my coworkers decides that the wood isn't catching on fire fast enough and chucks a bucket of diesel fuel on it.

BOOM. Scared the shit out of my boss who was two buildings away. Blew our firepit to hell, and got our can of diesel fuel confiscated by the mechanic.

[Diopolis]

So, I’ve got two things, the second being more of a reverse bruh moment.
The first is, I have a friend who bought a house a couple of years ago. He’s not married and has no immediate plans, so he rents out spare bedrooms to craigslist randos. There are a couple of moments from this guy- but the main one is he tried to get me to help move in a piano(he doesn’t play, none of his tenants play, but he wanted to learn). So we load it in my truck(I’m often ‘that one guy who has a pickup truck), take it to his house and... put it next to his other piano. There was another case where he bought a dog and tried to convince me to train it for him. The next time I went to his house, he’d gotten rid of the dog... and gotten four others. None of which were housebroken(he no longer has pets).
The second is, so I’m a technical tradesmen, and I do work for restaurants a lot. Now I speak Spanish, but my appearance is somewhere between ‘racially pure nordic’ and ‘vampiric’, so lots of people don’t guess that until I start speaking it. And anyways, at this one restaurant, the cook and his assistant are gossiping(in Spanish), and they say something like “you think you can get the stupid gringo to take your psycho ex, get her out of your hair?”, and I ignore it. Later the cook comes up and asks if I like Mexican señoritas, and I say “no, es la loca”. The look on his face, man.

Ohhhhh...so you're hungarian

No, although I do look quite ugro-Finnic despite a 100% Indo-European family history.

[Chan Island]

Reading this thread.

[Partybus]

So here's a major bruh moment in my life. When I was 18 I dated this girl from Dearborn named Daz. We were together for a few months and then we broke up in december of 2016.

A year later a friend of mine called and claimed she killed herself, and we quickly organized a memorial service for her on the westside. Fifty people showed up and we set up a memorial for her with candles, photos and flowers in front of her house. Tell me why a month later I see her on Snapchat and when I text her, she says "I'm debating whether I should block you." This girl had someone tell us that she died and literally faked her own suicide. she's off in California somewhere now as far as I can tell, but we all felt pretty incredulous upon realizing we had a huge memorial service for someone who wasn't even dead

What a completely douchey thing to do! Lowest of the low, had a friend do the same (maybe they're dating out in Cali?) we are hoping he comes back to visit so we can ignore him completely (he is dead after all).

[Rojava Free State]

So here's a major bruh moment in my life. When I was 18 I dated this girl from Dearborn named Daz. We were together for a few months and then we broke up in december of 2016.

A year later a friend of mine called and claimed she killed herself, and we quickly organized a memorial service for her on the westside. Fifty people showed up and we set up a memorial for her with candles, photos and flowers in front of her house. Tell me why a month later I see her on Snapchat and when I text her, she says "I'm debating whether I should block you." This girl had someone tell us that she died and literally faked her own suicide. she's off in California somewhere now as far as I can tell, but we all felt pretty incredulous upon realizing we had a huge memorial service for someone who wasn't even dead

What a completely douchey thing to do! Lowest of the low, had a friend do the same (maybe they're dating out in Cali?) we are hoping he comes back to visit so we can ignore him completely (he is dead after all).

If she comes back, I'll just ask "does hell have paid vacations or something? We had your memorial like two years ago"

[Vetalia]

- Required to fill out form to document professional education credits from a prior employer for purposes of compliance
- Form submitted is denied
- Inquire as to why
- Form denied because required preceding form was not completed
- Read prior form
- Prior form requires completion of original form due to typo in form number resulting in Catch-22

https://imgur.com/a/kkHNOZI

[Sodoran Alesia]

I've got another huge bruh moment guys. And it's on NS! So I was going through my user control panel, now I know I'm no prominent poster here, I occasionally post and mostly lurk around, but I just decided to see what was in it and stuff, when I found someone in my foes list. Naturally, I went to investigate, and I found, the guy had 19 posts, and most of them in F7. Bruh, I can't believe I was that petualant back then.

[Nanocyberia]

In one of my university courses a girl spent two weeks thinking that the Germans had actual Panthers and Tigers in their military.

There are some people who have already forgotten the years of WW2 (and also WW1 whilst we're at it), never mind specifics of military hardware...

[Nanocyberia]

So here's a major bruh moment in my life. When I was 18 I dated this girl from Dearborn named Daz. We were together for a few months and then we broke up in december of 2016.

A year later a friend of mine called and claimed she killed herself, and we quickly organized a memorial service for her on the westside. Fifty people showed up and we set up a memorial for her with candles, photos and flowers in front of her house. Tell me why a month later I see her on Snapchat and when I text her, she says "I'm debating whether I should block you." This girl had someone tell us that she died and literally faked her own suicide. she's off in California somewhere now as far as I can tell, but we all felt pretty incredulous upon realizing we had a huge memorial service for someone who wasn't even dead

That's fucked up on so many levels.

I've read a couple of articles over the years about people doing that kind of thing.
A twisted variant is pretending you have cancer and then ask people for donations...

[Dangine]

Here's a Bruh moment from yesterday. Yesterday I realized for the past few weeks I had the night light mode on my Chromebook. I figured this out because a friend told me, I can't believe that it took me that long to realize it. It's weird looking at my screen with it off but i'm getting used to it.

[Drunkerland]

That's fucked up on so many levels.

I've read a couple of articles over the years about people doing that kind of thing.
A twisted variant is pretending you have cancer and then ask people for donations...

I've seen people do that. People have pretended to be homeless also. People who do that shit bring so much distrust in this world.

[Rojava Free State]

I've read a couple of articles over the years about people doing that kind of thing.
A twisted variant is pretending you have cancer and then ask people for donations...

I've seen people do that. People have pretended to be homeless also. People who do that shit bring so much distrust in this world.

Can't even trust the dead anymore since they might not be

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I've seen people do that. People have pretended to be homeless also. People who do that shit bring so much distrust in this world.

Can't even trust the dead anymore since they might not be

Isn't faking one's own death punishable by law?

[Sodoran Alesia]

Can't even trust the dead anymore since they might not be

Isn't faking one's own death punishable by law?

I'm not sure it is, but if you're going to keep it up, you're bound to run into illegal activities, like tax evasion or something.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Isn't faking one's own death punishable by law?

I'm not sure it is, but if you're going to keep it up, you're bound to run into illegal activities, like tax evasion or something.

The cases cited that involve tax evasion, life insurance payments and not wanting to pay a student loan indeed carry legal consequences. But those seem to be because monetary reasons more than for pseudocide.

[Giovenith]

When I, a then-about-15 year old, had to explain to a woman in her late 30s with three kids why the U.S. could not simply "adopt" (her word) Canada into itself for its own benefit. She didn't get why Canada wouldn't want to be part of us and didn't see what consequences there could possibly be for trying to take them over.

[Rojava Free State]

When I, a then-about-15 year old, had to explain to a woman in her late 30s with three kids why the U.S. could not simply "adopt" (her word) Canada into itself for its own benefit. She didn't get why Canada wouldn't want to be part of us and didn't see what consequences there could possibly be for trying to take them over.

Who is so dumb that they can't see why Canada wouldn't wanna join us? Just go look at the Detroit side of the Detroit river and then look at the Windsor side and there's the answer in a nutshell

[Smoya]

So here's a major bruh moment in my life. When I was 18 I dated this girl from Dearborn named Daz. We were together for a few months and then we broke up in december of 2016.

A year later a friend of mine called and claimed she killed herself, and we quickly organized a memorial service for her on the westside. Fifty people showed up and we set up a memorial for her with candles, photos and flowers in front of her house. Tell me why a month later I see her on Snapchat and when I text her, she says "I'm debating whether I should block you." This girl had someone tell us that she died and literally faked her own suicide. she's off in California somewhere now as far as I can tell, but we all felt pretty incredulous upon realizing we had a huge memorial service for someone who wasn't even dead

That just bruhed me out of orbit.

[Satans Angel]

I have a fucking cricket stuck in my house and it won't shut up. I'm pretty sure that counts as a bruh moment.

[Rojava Free State]

I have a fucking cricket stuck in my house and it won't shut up. I'm pretty sure that counts as a bruh moment.

My dog forgot how to go up stairs

[Satans Angel]

I have a fucking cricket stuck in my house and it won't shut up. I'm pretty sure that counts as a bruh moment.

My dog forgot how to go up stairs

Rip doggo.

[Caleonia]

I forgot how to download files on an iPad for a good 20 minutes last Friday because I was trying to make a sound remixed into a bruh sound effect song.

[Esheaun Stroakuss]

What dog do you have?