TET: Habemus Papam!

by **The Free Joy State** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:00 pm

Heloin wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
why are the dice screaming?

*checks rule book*

Congratulations! You are cursed. Were this garlic, it should help with the problem.

If you carve the garlic first, you should be able to create an array of stunning styles, fit to wear with most any outfit.

And, as garlic is a pale colour, it coordinates with most anything.

Don't forget to carry some salt to throw for sudden, acute manifestations.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:26 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Heloin wrote:*checks rule book*

Congratulations! You are cursed. Were this garlic, it should help with the problem.

If you carve the garlic first, you should be able to create an array of stunning styles, fit to wear with most any outfit.

And, as garlic is a pale colour, it coordinates with most anything.

Don't forget to carry some salt to throw for sudden, acute manifestations.

Little olive oil and a frying pan, if you are going to look good might as well smell delicious.

by **Samadhi** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:55 am

Waking up next to some boy thinking your his gf is up there in the most annoying thing ever charts.

Just get out of my house.

by **Ameriganastan** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:03 am

Samadhi wrote:Waking up next to some boy thinking your his gf is up there in the most annoying thing ever charts.

Just get out of my house.

You should have tricked him into making you breakfast and then kicked him out.

by **Samadhi** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:08 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Samadhi wrote:Waking up next to some boy thinking your his gf is up there in the most annoying thing ever charts.

Just get out of my house.

You should have tricked him into making you breakfast and then kicked him out.

God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

by **Ameriganastan** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:13 am

Samadhi wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You should have tricked him into making you breakfast and then kicked him out.

God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

It's like the song goes.

"Last night I came home at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2"

If you're trolling for trim, you gotta be clearheaded. And I've had enough drunk chicks find my fugly ass appealing through beer goggles to know.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:17 am

Samadhi wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You should have tricked him into making you breakfast and then kicked him out.

God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

I have such a non PG-13 line here

by **Veceria** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:17 am

Samadhi wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:You should have tricked him into making you breakfast and then kicked him out.

God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

Woof woof?

Good (after)noon, how's everyone?

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Samadhi wrote:
God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

I have such a non PG-13 line here

Time to start NationStates-R

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:19 am

Veceria wrote:
Samadhi wrote:
God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

Woof woof?

Good (after)noon, how's everyone?

Good. Do you want a biscuit?

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:19 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Samadhi wrote:
God no, we woke up at 7 pm, if i asked for food he'd want to hang around all night.

Why is drunk me so attracted to guys who are at least half puppy.

It's like the song goes.

"Last night I came home at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2"

If you're trolling for trim, you gotta be clearheaded. And I've had enough drunk chicks find my fugly ass appealing through beer goggles to know.

Alcohol is gods gift to ugly people, agreed.

by **Veceria** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:20 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Veceria wrote:Woof woof?

Good (after)noon, how's everyone?

Good. Do you want a biscuit?

Depends. What kind of biscuit.

by **Ameriganastan** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:23 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:It's like the song goes.

"Last night I came home at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2"

If you're trolling for trim, you gotta be clearheaded. And I've had enough drunk chicks find my fugly ass appealing through beer goggles to know.

Alcohol is gods gift to ugly people, agreed.

Sure is. Shame I have just enough of a conscience to never capitalize on it. Oh, I'm drunk girl catnip. But I've seen me in the mirror. I wouldn't wanna wake up next to me, and I doubt they would either.

by **Samadhi** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:38 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Alcohol is gods gift to ugly people, agreed.

Sure is. Shame I have just enough of a conscience to never capitalize on it. Oh, I'm drunk girl catnip. But I've seen me in the mirror. I wouldn't wanna wake up next to me, and I doubt they would either.

Your never going to be the worst face on a girls wall.
That position is always for the guy who knocked her back.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:40 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:It's like the song goes.

"Last night I came home at 2 with a 10, but at 10 I woke up with a 2"

If you're trolling for trim, you gotta be clearheaded. And I've had enough drunk chicks find my fugly ass appealing through beer goggles to know.

Alcohol is gods gift to ugly people, agreed.

I wouldn't know

by **Veceria** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:42 am

Samadhi wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Sure is. Shame I have just enough of a conscience to never capitalize on it. Oh, I'm drunk girl catnip. But I've seen me in the mirror. I wouldn't wanna wake up next to me, and I doubt they would either.

Your never going to be the worst face on a girls wall.
That position is always for the guy who knocked her back.

what does "knocked her back" mean

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Alcohol is gods gift to ugly people, agreed.

I wouldn't know

someday i'll be as handsome as blaat
till then it's training everyday
and stretching myself because i'm a smol bean

by **Samadhi** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:42 am

Veceria wrote:
Samadhi wrote:
Your never going to be the worst face on a girls wall.
That position is always for the guy who knocked her back.

what does "knocked her back" mean

Ah when you get rejected.

by **Veceria** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:44 am

Samadhi wrote:
Veceria wrote:what does "knocked her back" mean

Ah when you get rejected.

aah okay
though from my experience those are the ones people get even more attracted to?

by **Gallade** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:46 am

Veceria wrote:
Samadhi wrote:
Ah when you get rejected.

aah okay
though from my experience those are the ones people get even more attracted to?

It's an odd tactic.

The true path is accepting the drink, stringing the poor bastard along for five minutes, then vaguely wave the wedding ring about while making a hasty retreat into the nearest crowd.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:49 am

Gallade wrote:
Veceria wrote:aah okay
though from my experience those are the ones people get even more attracted to?

It's an odd tactic.

The true path is accepting the drink, stringing the poor bastard along for five minutes, then vaguely wave the wedding ring about while making a hasty retreat into the nearest crowd.

Depends on how cute they are.

by **Veceria** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:49 am

Gallade wrote:
Veceria wrote:aah okay
though from my experience those are the ones people get even more attracted to?

It's an odd tactic.

The true path is accepting the drink, stringing the poor bastard along for five minutes, then vaguely wave the wedding ring about while making a hasty retreat into the nearest crowd.

time to get myself a wedding ring
nevermind i'm never in such a position anyways .-.

by **Gallade** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 4:52 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:It's an odd tactic.

The true path is accepting the drink, stringing the poor bastard along for five minutes, then vaguely wave the wedding ring about while making a hasty retreat into the nearest crowd.

Depends on how cute they are.

Luckily there is never a shortage of sevens about. Settle for a six if you're truly committed to not paying for your own alcohol. Sacrifices must be made.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:04 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Depends on how cute they are.

Luckily there is never a shortage of sevens about. Settle for a six if you're truly committed to not paying for your own alcohol. Sacrifices must be made.

Tbf, good advice

by **Nakena** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:05 am

I will need some time to get accustomed to Ethel's new avatar. It's a different cat.

by **Gallade** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:06 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gallade wrote:Luckily there is never a shortage of sevens about. Settle for a six if you're truly committed to not paying for your own alcohol. Sacrifices must be made.

Tbf, good advice

How is Lucy reacting to no longer being the poster girl for a nation? Ousted by the rival and everything.

by **Lillorainen** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:10 am

Gallade wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Depends on how cute they are.

Luckily there is never a shortage of sevens about. Settle for a six if you're truly committed to not paying for your own alcohol. Sacrifices must be made.

Note to myself: Look for a place with a shortage of sevens (or above).

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