NationStates

Cekoviu wrote:...I broke a fluorescent light bulb 30 minutes ago as I was trying to unscrew it. Got that cleaned up and literally immediately afterwards, I dropped a ceramic bowl when I was moving my stuff out of the room where it happened. It was at least contained, so the glass didn't go everywhere, but ugh.

Abserdia wrote:How much does it cost to live in, say, Greenland?
Starting to think that’s my best bet.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Shame. It's a great use of eggs.

I remember you, how are you astro?

Xuloqoia wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Shame. It's a great use of eggs.

Goodness. I haven't seen you around in quite a long time. IIRC, I was but a bratty kid when I last interacted with you. How has your life been? You were studying the classics, right?

Sovaal wrote:

Abserdia wrote:How much does it cost to live in, say, Greenland?
Starting to think that’s my best bet.

How do you know that there's not more there, under the ice?

Also, I can say that if its a single celled organism its not an animal.

Abserdia wrote:

Sovaal wrote:How do you know that there's not more there, under the ice?

Also, I can say that if its a single celled organism its not an animal.

Alright, so...
Greenland
Iceland
Antarctica
Anywhere with glaciers
Anywhere close to Paris
Anywhere close to anywhere close to Paris
Afro-Eurasia
Big cities with a lot of traffic from Afro-Eurasia
Places close to those big cities
Places close to those places

...

The Outback?

Abserdia wrote:

Sovaal wrote:How do you know that there's not more there, under the ice?

Also, I can say that if its a single celled organism its not an animal.

Alright, so...
Greenland
Iceland
Antarctica
Anywhere with glaciers
Anywhere close to Paris
Anywhere close to anywhere close to Paris
Afro-Eurasia
Big cities with a lot of traffic from Afro-Eurasia
Places close to those big cities
Places close to those places

...

The Outback?

Sovaal wrote:

Abserdia wrote:Alright, so...
Greenland
Iceland
Antarctica
Anywhere with glaciers
Anywhere close to Paris
Anywhere close to anywhere close to Paris
Afro-Eurasia
Big cities with a lot of traffic from Afro-Eurasia
Places close to those big cities
Places close to those places

...

The Outback?

Might be buried under the dirt, waiting.

Abserdia wrote:

Sovaal wrote:Might be buried under the dirt, waiting.

Screw it, I’m building an underwater shelter in the Mariana Trench. Join me if you want, just make sure you haven’t been assimilated by The Thing or whatever.

Sovaal wrote:

Abserdia wrote:Screw it, I’m building an underwater shelter in the Mariana Trench. Join me if you want, just make sure you haven’t been assimilated by The Thing or whatever.

How do you know you haven't already been infected, but just don't realise it yet?

Abserdia wrote:

Sovaal wrote:How do you know you haven't already been infected, but just don't realise it yet?

I think I’d notice a weird slime, but also, oh God.

Heloin wrote:

Abserdia wrote:I think I’d notice a weird slime, but also, oh God.

How do you know we aren't infected and trying to get into your secret bunker?

The Free Joy State wrote:

Heloin wrote:How do you know we aren't infected and trying to get into your secret bunker?

Now he's going to get scared and lock everyone out of his secret bunker, dooming us all.

Thanks a lot, Heloin!

Heloin wrote:

Abserdia wrote:I think I’d notice a weird slime, but also, oh God.

How do you know we aren't infected and trying to get into your secret bunker?

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

Pacomia wrote:

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

What? Impossible!

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

Heloin wrote:

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

MTV still exists?

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

Geneviev wrote:

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

Impossible! That would only happen if my dad disagreed with my church.

So there's pigs flying somewhere.

Xuloqoia wrote:

Geneviev wrote:Impossible! That would only happen if my dad disagreed with my church.

So there's pigs flying somewhere.

I didn't know that the police department purchased a helicopter.

Geneviev wrote:

Ameriganastan wrote:The weirdest thing just happened. I accidentally flipped to MTV...and they were playing music.

Impossible! That would only happen if my dad disagreed with my church.

So there's pigs flying somewhere.

Xuloqoia wrote:

Geneviev wrote:Impossible! That would only happen if my dad disagreed with my church.

So there's pigs flying somewhere.

I didn't know that the police department purchased a helicopter.

Geneviev wrote:

Xuloqoia wrote:

I didn't know that the police department purchased a helicopter.

I thought about it, and I don't understand the joke.