TET: Habemus Papam!

[Hurdergaryp]

Trump being the King of Israel and the Second Coming strongly implies that everybody should have started worshipping Lucifer. It's too late now, of course.

I've always suspected that this Lucifer fellow couldn't have been all that bad of a guy.

Hardly ever even killed anyone in the Bible, too. God's killscore, however...

[Pacomia]

I've always suspected that this Lucifer fellow couldn't have been all that bad of a guy.

Hardly ever even killed anyone in the Bible, too. God's killscore, however...

God, those 2 cities...

I think the events of the Bible happened in the future, and Sodom and Gomorrah are Minneapolis and St. Paul.

[Thepeopl]

No, this is all very much Beta game. Time and time again women have cheated on the guy who's told them they're pretty or gives them too much of the time of day. This makes you a "conquered mountain" which is boring generally speaking, from the woman's perspective. You should do more the opposite of the cliche advice that is given out all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g6UypGPa_s

Being an arsehole doesn’t work either. It’s just about confidence, but not brazen. Girls don’t like being put on the spot and they don’t take well to things out of the blue. You’ve got to find something they like and milk it.

If ppl cheat on a relationship, it is because they lack something.
It is not only women who cheat.

So a good relationship starts with communication and requires work, from both parties. Keep in touch with eachother 's dreams, lives and preferences.

I have a partner who, like me, likes sf, comics (especially Grant Morrison), anime, cooking, gardening, children, sauna, alternative music and mechanics.
If we feel attracted to an other person, we will talk about it. If we would like to have sex with others, the spouse will know first. We will discuss it openly.
We see each other's emails, we can open each other's phones. Yes they are password protected. With a toddler, you have to. (Chrome cast, so our phones are the remote control)

If you are not as broad minded as us, you need to be upfront about it, but stay open to talk about attraction by either partner. Find out what is missing in your relationship.

[Neko-koku]

Do you like kitties?

The correct response.

Of course it is. Cats rule. Moreover cat-haters are often nasty people.

[Valrifell]

I've always suspected that this Lucifer fellow couldn't have been all that bad of a guy.

Hardly ever even killed anyone in the Bible, too. God's killscore, however...

He was justified! He was angry because the people... weren't... praising Him hard enough.

[Hurdergaryp]

Hardly ever even killed anyone in the Bible, too. God's killscore, however...

God, those 2 cities...

I think the events of the Bible happened in the future, and Sodom and Gomorrah are Minneapolis and St. Paul.

You forgot the Deluge.

[Pacomia]

God, those 2 cities...

I think the events of the Bible happened in the future, and Sodom and Gomorrah are Minneapolis and St. Paul.

You forgot the Deluge.

Remember when God made Abraham sacrifice his son?

[Thepeopl]

God, those 2 cities...

I think the events of the Bible happened in the future, and Sodom and Gomorrah are Minneapolis and St. Paul.

You forgot the Deluge.

And the baby slaying by emperor Nero? The opening and closing of the red sea?

[Samudera Darussalam]

No, winter sucks, bring on global warming.

Come now, Ethel, snow builds character.

"Who wants to build a snowman?"

Then we should turn that down

And we as a species could do that, but it will take quite an effort without any easy profits for the powerful multinational corporations most responsible for global warming.

I guess so, especially with influential major companies, it's going to be a hard work. But then again, it seems that nothing is impossible

The correct response.

Of course it is. Cats rule. Moreover cat-haters are often nasty people.

I thought Joy have already got rid of this inextraterrestrial incarnated creatures through vets.....

[Neko-koku]

Come now, Ethel, snow builds character.

"Who wants to build a snowman?"

And we as a species could do that, but it will take quite an effort without any easy profits for the powerful multinational corporations most responsible for global warming.

I guess so, especially with influential major companies, it's going to be a hard work. But then again, it seems that nothing is impossible

Of course it is. Cats rule. Moreover cat-haters are often nasty people.

I thought Joy have already got rid of this inextraterrestrial incarnated creatures through vets.....

Nope cuz cats are everywhere..

[Valrifell]

You forgot the Deluge.

And the baby slaying by emperor Nero? The opening and closing of the red sea?

Don't forget that everything that the Pharaoh did was a result of God purposefully hardening his heart.

[Hurdergaryp]

Hardly ever even killed anyone in the Bible, too. God's killscore, however...

He was justified! He was angry because the people... weren't... praising Him hard enough.

Why does God even need praise?

[Xmara]

I think I just committed suicide via taco bell. So much food...ugh....

That's a slightly terrifying way to go.

You don't have to share the bathroom with anyone at home, right?

[Hurdergaryp]

You forgot the Deluge.

Remember when God made Abraham sacrifice his son?

The oldest known instance of the "It's Just A Prank, Bro" trope. Job got the 2.0 version of it.

[Xmara]

That's a slightly terrifying way to go.

You don't have to share the bathroom with anyone at home, right?

I do.

RIP them

[Pacomia]

And the baby slaying by emperor Nero? The opening and closing of the red sea?

Don't forget that everything that the Pharaoh did was a result of God purposefully hardening his heart.

The Ten Plagues of Egypt...

[Samudera Darussalam]

I think I just committed suicide via taco bell. So much food...ugh....

Look at the one who gets taco bellied

Though, on serious note, hope you'll get better soon.

I do.

RIP them

RIP

[Thepeopl]

Remember when God made Abraham sacrifice his son?

The oldest known instance of the "It's Just A Prank, Bro" trope. Job got the 2.0 version of it.

And, small fish, Samson who killed himself and the Philistines.
The wifes and children of Job.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

That's a slightly terrifying way to go.

You don't have to share the bathroom with anyone at home, right?

I do.

Don't you live with your parents and/or extended family?

Really big r/niceguys energy coming from here.

-snip-

I'm a literal unironic anime protagonist myself.

Actually, if I may, I think that a Mr. George Miller made a decent song about this topic a while back...

[Xmara]

RIP them

RIP me too they are...ok privacy but RIP me.

Stock up on the Pepto. Keep your room cool. Drink some Ginger Ale, maybe eat some saltine crackers with jelly as well.

I sound like my mother right now.

[Saiwania]

https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/20 ... ck-of-you/

Take a gander at this one article that's been dissected by Red Pill experts. My interpretation is that its a list of entitled and dumb demands from a Feminist woman who is bitter and thinks men owe her something. If she wants certain things from men, she needs to bring more to the table than just herself. The same stuff she accuses men of, is just as common among modern women.

[Samudera Darussalam]

Look at the one who gets taco bellied

Though, on serious note, hope you'll get better soon.

.....



*Is dying but claps anyway*

Sorry, I can't push that impulse down, don't hate me plz

RIP me too they are...ok privacy but RIP me.

Stock up on the Pepto. Keep your room cool. Drink some Ginger Ale, maybe eat some saltine crackers with jelly as well.

I sound like my mother right now.

I was about to lecture Lotharia, but I'm afraid that I'm going to be that kind of friend who over-concerned and dramatize everything

It's cool tho, Xmara. That's what a friend for, being helpful when another is in needs.

Don't you live with your parents and/or extended family?



Actually, if I may, I think that a Mr. George Miller made a decent song about this topic a while back...

Fosterfamily. Side note my mom also was in fostercare.

Uhm, pardon, but what's a fosterfamily, if it's okay to ask?

[Xmara]

Stock up on the Pepto. Keep your room cool. Drink some Ginger Ale, maybe eat some saltine crackers with jelly as well.

I sound like my mother right now.

Can't do any of those except keep room cool.

Dammit Taco Bell I thought we were friends!

Sorry that you can't do any of those. Unfortunately those are the only things I can think of that mom tells me to do if I get a belly ache.

[Farnhamia]

https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2016/09/dear-men-this-is-why-single-women-are-sick-of-you/

Take a gander at this one article that's been dissected by Red Pill experts. My interpretation is that its a list of entitled and dumb demands from a Feminist woman who is bitter and thinks men owe her something. If she wants certain things from men, she needs to bring more to the table than just herself. The same stuff she accuses men of, is just as common among modern women.

TET is not the place for this. You want to be anti-feminist, go do it somewhere else, please.

[Hurdergaryp]

The oldest known instance of the "It's Just A Prank, Bro" trope. Job got the 2.0 version of it.

And, small fish, Samson who killed himself and the Philistines.
The wifes and children of Job.

Now it's true that the Philistines were originally European invaders, but Samson killed an awful lot of Philistine citizens even before he was captured and brought to the palace of the Philistine king. And then God decided that he liked that mass-murdering psychopath hooligan going by the name of Samson and allowed him to hulk out in order to bring down the house.