TET: Habemus Papam!

[Farnhamia]

Yes, well, the paranoias of a few gentlemen from the 17th century aside...



Nope.

I mean Kowani, if you really want, we can settle our differences like gents. *Pulls out leather glove and slaps Kowani across the face*

The only authorized weapons in TET are trout.

[Kowani]

Noooo

It's true! Sing with me, Kowani:
Thine be the glory
Risen, conqu'ring Son...

You realize I don’t know any hymns in English.

*waves fedora*

Now that’s just cruel. ;_;

I mean Kowani, if you really want, we can settle our differences like gents. *Pulls out leather glove and slaps Kowani across the face*

Nah. Arbitration shall be settled by the state.

[Pacomia]

…This totalitarianism shall not stand!

Noooo

It's true! Sing with me, Kowani:
Thine be the glory
Risen, conqu'ring Son...

*waves fedora*

Wow, you truly are evil.

[The Chuck]

I mean Kowani, if you really want, we can settle our differences like gents. *Pulls out leather glove and slaps Kowani across the face*

The only authorized weapons in TET are trout.

Not Salmon? I need to break English law while I'm at it...

[The Chuck]

It's true! Sing with me, Kowani:
Thine be the glory
Risen, conqu'ring Son...

*waves fedora*

Wow, you truly are evil.

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

[Geneviev]

Wow, you truly are evil.

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

I can call you evil if you want. Or you join the revolution.

[The Free Joy State]

Wow, you truly are evil.

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

Actually, I think I am the evil one.

*insert mandatory "Mwahahaha" here*

[Pacomia]

Wow, you truly are evil.

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

This is Kowani we’re talking about.

[Farnhamia]

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

*Meanwhile Angel Chorus is around me*

*looks* Aren't those ... I think those are moths.

[Pacomia]

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

*Meanwhile Angel Chorus is around me*

I’m not good OR evil. I’m just chaotic neutral.

[The Chuck]

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

This is Kowani we’re talking about.

It's Kowani... with all the hot air I can get out of him I could brew 100 cups of...

*Grabs a miniature wind turbine and plops it down in front of Kowani before hooking it up to his coffee machine*

[The Chuck]

I’m not good OR evil. I’m just chaotic neutral.

I'm chaotic good.

I legit am chaotic evil in my DnD campaigns... Gotta love being a dastardly bastard.

[Pacomia]

I’m not good OR evil. I’m just chaotic neutral.

I'm chaotic good.

Ew.

[The Chuck]

I legit am chaotic evil in my DnD campaigns... Gotta love being a dastardly bastard.

....We could make a NS D&D campaign.

*Watches grades plummet...* "What did you say Lotharia?"

[The Free Joy State]

*Meanwhile Angel Chorus is around me*

*looks* Aren't those ... I think those are moths.

No, moths don't make that ethereal sound.

I think they're hummingbirds.

[Dumb Ideologies]

*Meanwhile Angel Chorus is around me*

*looks* Aren't those ... I think those are moths.

I thought it was panties fluttering around a windswept washing line.

[Kowani]

Wow, you truly are evil.

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

Yes, well maybe if capitalism wasn’t the embodiment of greed incarnate, we would call you evil. But it is, so you’re greedy.

Also, I’m authoritarian as fuck, so there’s that.

This is Kowani we’re talking about.

It's Kowani... with all the hot air I can get out of him I could brew 100 cups of...

*Grabs a miniature wind turbine and plops it down in front of Kowani before hooking it up to his coffee machine*

When did I become a human energy source? And for crapffee, moreover?

I'm chaotic good.

I legit am chaotic evil in my DnD campaigns... Gotta love being a dastardly bastard.

Neutral evil. Because that’s the where the real fun begins.

[The Chuck]

Damn, when Kowani gets called evil and I don't... that hurts you know... us capitalist conservatives have a reputation to keep up on the left side of the aisle...

Yes, well maybe if capitalism wasn’t the embodiment of greed incarnate, we would call you evil. But it is, so you’re greedy.

Also, I’m authoritarian as fuck, so there’s that.

It's Kowani... with all the hot air I can get out of him I could brew 100 cups of...

*Grabs a miniature wind turbine and plops it down in front of Kowani before hooking it up to his coffee machine*

When did I become a human energy source? And for crapffee, moreover?

I legit am chaotic evil in my DnD campaigns... Gotta love being a dastardly bastard.

Neutral evil. Because that’s the where the real fun begins.

*Sips mug of "Ko-ffee" and sits back in recliner chair*

"You became a human power source when I realized I could save money instead of paying those money grubbing bastards at the power plant"

[Kowani]

*Sips mug of "Ko-ffee" and sits back in recliner chair*

"You became a human power source when I realized I could save money instead of paying those money grubbing bastards at the power plant"

Puns and using me? Joy, do I have guillotine permission?

So, you’re criticizing capitalism.

[The Chuck]

*Sips mug of "Ko-ffee" and sits back in recliner chair*

"You became a human power source when I realized I could save money instead of paying those money grubbing bastards at the power plant"

Puns and using me? Joy, do I have guillotine permission?

So, you’re criticizing capitalism.

Not at all, I'm criticizing those with a monopoly on power... Both literal and physical... (You walked yourself right into this multipost trap)

[Bluelight-R006]

Puns and using me? Joy, do I have guillotine permission?

So, you’re criticizing capitalism.

Not at all, I'm criticizing those with a monopoly on power... Both literal and physical... (You walked yourself right into this multipost trap)

Isn’t it always his fault?

[The Chuck]

Not at all, I'm criticizing those with a monopoly on power... Both literal and physical... (You walked yourself right into this multipost trap)

Isn’t it always his fault?

The Buck stops here but not with me...

[Heloin]

Puns and using me? Joy, do I have guillotine permission?

So, you’re criticizing capitalism.

Not at all, I'm criticizing those with a monopoly on power... Both literal and physical... (You walked yourself right into this multipost trap)

So you say. Welcome to the revolution comrade.

[The Chuck]

Not at all, I'm criticizing those with a monopoly on power... Both literal and physical... (You walked yourself right into this multipost trap)

So you say. Welcome to the revolution comrade.

Not quite to that point Heloin... I hate most unions with a passion due to them being corrupt as shit in my area...

[Kowani]

Puns and using me? Joy, do I have guillotine permission?

So, you’re criticizing capitalism.

Not at all, I'm criticizing those with a monopoly on power... Both literal and physical... (You walked yourself right into this multipost trap)

Capitalism will always lead to either monopoly or oligopoly. It is inherent in the system.


So yes, you’re still criticizing capitalism.