TET: Habemus Papam!

[Pacomia]

Cats rule~

*I is looking at you, hooman*

I swear, if you make one more weird catpost...

Time to feed a cat to a garbage disposal.

[Neko-koku]

Cats rule~

I swear, if you make one more weird catpost...

Time to feed a cat to a garbage disposal.

Doesn't work.

[Pacomia]

Time to feed a cat to a garbage disposal.

Doesn't work.

You willing to test it?

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

Doesn't work.

You willing to test it?

I am.

[Heloin]

There was a cool breeze outside. For a few seconds it felt like it was only 28c and not 35c. Paradise has sadly passed.

[Neko-koku]

You willing to test it?

I am.

Same thing.

[Hurdergaryp]

There was a cool breeze outside. For a few seconds it felt like it was only 28c and not 35c. Paradise has sadly passed.

But imagine how absolutely amazing everything will be once humanity restores the atmospheric carbon dioxide percentage to the level that our planet had about ten, twenty million years ago.

[Neko-koku]

There was a cool breeze outside. For a few seconds it felt like it was only 28c and not 35c. Paradise has sadly passed.

But imagine how absolutely amazing everything will be once humanity restores the atmospheric carbon dioxide percentage to the level that our planet had about ten, twenty million years ago.

Carbon removal right meow

[Hurdergaryp]

But imagine how absolutely amazing everything will be once humanity restores the atmospheric carbon dioxide percentage to the level that our planet had about ten, twenty million years ago.

Carbon removal right meow

First we'll have to remove those yearning for the Apocalypse and Armageddon from positions of power, in politics as well as in corporations. There are more than those death cult maniacs than you think.

[Neko-koku]

Carbon removal right meow

First we'll have to remove those yearning for the Apocalypse and Armageddon from positions of power, in politics as well as in corporations. There are more than those death cult maniacs than you think.

How? These people tend to have high fertility rates so..

[Heloin]

There was a cool breeze outside. For a few seconds it felt like it was only 28c and not 35c. Paradise has sadly passed.

But imagine how absolutely amazing everything will be once humanity restores the atmospheric carbon dioxide percentage to the level that our planet had about ten, twenty million years ago.

I'm an anthropologist and don't know a whole lot about climate science or palaeontology, but I think that means the dinosaurs will be coming back.

[Neko-koku]

I'm an anthropologist and don't know a whole lot about climate science or palaeontology, but I think that means the dinosaurs will be coming back.

Do you like doggos?

[Abserdia]

I'm an anthropologist and don't know a whole lot about climate science or palaeontology, but I think that means the dinosaurs will be coming back.

Do you like doggos?

Anthropology is the study of anthros
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[Hurdergaryp]

But imagine how absolutely amazing everything will be once humanity restores the atmospheric carbon dioxide percentage to the level that our planet had about ten, twenty million years ago.

I'm an anthropologist and don't know a whole lot about climate science or palaeontology, but I think that means the dinosaurs will be coming back.

Unlikely, but it will do wonders for the numbers of our species, as in that they decline faster than those of European cities suffering from the plague back in dark medieval times. Never before there was the possibility for humans to die in hysterically catastrophic numbers, because never before there were so many goddamn humans.

An uplifting motivator I am not.

[Heloin]

Do you like doggos?

Anthropology is the study of anthros
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That physically hurts...

I'm an anthropologist and don't know a whole lot about climate science or palaeontology, but I think that means the dinosaurs will be coming back.

Unlikely, but it will do wonders for the numbers of our species, as in that they decline faster than those of European cities suffering from the plague back in dark medieval times. Never before there was the possibility for humans to die in hysterically catastrophic numbers, because never before there were so many goddamn humans.

An uplifting motivator I am not.

A bright and cheery world that the future clearly holds for us.

[Ethel mermania]

I'm an anthropologist and don't know a whole lot about climate science or palaeontology, but I think that means the dinosaurs will be coming back.

Unlikely, but it will do wonders for the numbers of our species, as in that they decline faster than those of European cities suffering from the plague back in dark medieval times. Never before there was the possibility for humans to die in hysterically catastrophic numbers, because never before there were so many goddamn humans.

An uplifting motivator I am not.

Thing how much easier it will be to make dinner reservations after the Apocalypse.

[Hurdergaryp]

A joke was mentioned, which is absolutely unacceptable. We do not do jokes here, only social interaction and grim darkness.

[Pacomia]

A joke was mentioned, which is absolutely unacceptable. We do not do jokes here, only social interaction and grim darkness.

You're no fun.

We do not do fun here, only social interaction and grim darkness.

[Hurdergaryp]

A joke was mentioned, which is absolutely unacceptable. We do not do jokes here, only social interaction and grim darkness.

You're no fun.

Well, that's just stating the obvious.

[Heloin]

Unlikely, but it will do wonders for the numbers of our species, as in that they decline faster than those of European cities suffering from the plague back in dark medieval times. Never before there was the possibility for humans to die in hysterically catastrophic numbers, because never before there were so many goddamn humans.

An uplifting motivator I am not.

Thing how much easier it will be to make dinner reservations after the Apocalypse.

Less people making reservations also means less staff alive to fill for those reservations.

[Pacomia]

We do not do fun here, only social interaction and grim darkness.

Well, that's just stating the obvious.

You guys need some Heroin.

Calling the FBI. TET does not condone illegal activities.

[Kowani]

You guys need some Heroin.

Calling the FBI. TET does not condone illegal activities.

But I am the law!

[Pacomia]

Calling the FBI. TET does not condone illegal activities.

OPEN UP-oh shit I'm arresting myself.

No fun. No fun. No fun.

[Pacomia]

Calling the FBI. TET does not condone illegal activities.

But I am the law!

Of course you are. None shall stand against Kowani.

Just, the FBI is too.

[Neko-koku]

Cats have taken over TET.