TET: Habemus Papam!

[Heloin]

Yes, who needs logic when you can just point at any random spot and begin counting.

Yeah, exactly.

In all seriousness, though, although I agree metric is mostly better than imperial, I have to say, I like Fahrenheit. 0 is at the lowest temperature a human is built to withstand, 100 is at the highest. That way, when I see 50, I know it’s between cold and hot, instead of having to look at 10-something and think “Yes, this is average temperature.” Not ever using the part of the scale that goes above 30 just feels wrong, doesn’t it?

Not even slightly.

[Pacomia]

Yeah, exactly.

In all seriousness, though, although I agree metric is mostly better than imperial, I have to say, I like Fahrenheit. 0 is at the lowest temperature a human is built to withstand, 100 is at the highest. That way, when I see 50, I know it’s between cold and hot, instead of having to look at 10-something and think “Yes, this is average temperature.” Not ever using the part of the scale that goes above 30 just feels wrong, doesn’t it?

Not even slightly.

Sounds like somebody needs a little liberating.

Got any oil?

[Heloin]

Not even slightly.

Sounds like somebody needs a little liberating.

Got any oil?

Chrome. Lot's of Chrome.

Though where I am at present already uses the magical Imperial not Imperial units that yanks insist makes sense.

[Pacomia]

Sounds like somebody needs a little liberating.

Got any oil?

Chrome. Lot's of Chrome.

Though where I am at present already uses the magical Imperial not Imperial units that yanks insist makes sense.

No no no, it makes perfect sense, you’re just confused. Here, have this burger. I made it with extra oil.

[The Free Joy State]

I'm pretty sure I made existing illegal in my country -- actually, I do remember having banned breathing in an issue awhile back -- but that's mostly because the name only works ironically. I do have other nations where I play more in-line with my actual nature.

That's one way to lower your carbon footprint.

Never let it be said evil dictators don't care about the environment

My two puppets exist as forum gags honestly. And I only every really use the Farnhamian Guards since I never get a chance to use the other one.

My puppets are mostly to play as different types of nations and answer different issues; only one of them ever ventures onto the forum.

Yes, who needs logic when you can just point at any random spot and begin counting.

Yeah, exactly.

In all seriousness, though, although I agree metric is mostly better than imperial, I have to say, I like Fahrenheit. 0 is at the lowest temperature a human is built to withstand, 100 is at the highest. That way, when I see 50, I know it’s between cold and hot, instead of having to look at 10-something and think “Yes, this is average temperature.” Not ever using the part of the scale that goes above 30 just feels wrong, doesn’t it?

Not to me. I was brought up on Metric. If it approaches 30, I think: Oh, crap. I'm going to bake.

I know 37c is the average temperature of the human body, 38c is a fever and if the body temperature goes 40c or more, the person needs urgent medical attention. I know it for the same reason you know Fahrenheit but it doesn't make sense to me -- I was taught it.

[Gallade]

Yes, who needs logic when you can just point at any random spot and begin counting.

Yeah, exactly.

In all seriousness, though, although I agree metric is mostly better than imperial, I have to say, I like Fahrenheit. 0 is at the lowest temperature a human is built to withstand, 100 is at the highest. That way, when I see 50, I know it’s between cold and hot, instead of having to look at 10-something and think “Yes, this is average temperature.” Not ever using the part of the scale that goes above 30 just feels wrong, doesn’t it?

I dunno, I for one can't trust the emotional stability of any oven that opts for 400F instead of 200C. Calm down.

[Samadhi]

Getting hit on by creepy old thirty year olds really makes me enjoy the company of my cats more.

I'm going to turn the aircon colder so they want to snuggle.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Getting hit on by creepy old thirty year olds really makes me enjoy the company of my cats more.

I'm going to turn the aircon colder so they want to snuggle.

"old"
"thirty"

Why don't you take a step right into our patented DefinitelyNotAMeatGrinder™

[Samadhi]

Getting hit on by creepy old thirty year olds really makes me enjoy the company of my cats more.

I'm going to turn the aircon colder so they want to snuggle.

"old"
"thirty"

Why don't you take a step right into our patented DefinitelyNotAMeatGrinder™

Too damn old to be hitting on me at the shops.

[Dumb Ideologies]

"old"
"thirty"

Why don't you take a step right into our patented DefinitelyNotAMeatGrinder™

Too damn old to be hitting on me at the shops.

any age is too old to be randomly hitting on people outside of very specific situations tbh

[The New California Republic]

Getting hit on by creepy old thirty year olds [...]

Thirty isn't "old" dear...

[Ethel mermania]

"old"
"thirty"

Why don't you take a step right into our patented DefinitelyNotAMeatGrinder™

Too damn old to be hitting on me at the shops.

And just the right age to be hitting on meeeee

[Dumb Ideologies]

Too damn old to be hitting on me at the shops.

And just the right age to be hitting on meeeee

[Andsed]

Too damn old to be hitting on me at the shops.

And just the right age to be hitting on meeeee

Just don’t tell Mrs Mermania.

[Ethel mermania]

And just the right age to be hitting on meeeee

Just don’t tell Mrs Mermania.

All my life, I was told the internet would lead me to a life of sleazery and moral degradation. Just my luck to wind up on the one site that suggests the straight and narrow more often than pat robinson.

[Gallade]

Too damn old to be hitting on me at the shops.

And just the right age to be hitting on meeeee

You're too damn old to be hit on.

*Flees*

[Ethel mermania]

And just the right age to be hitting on meeeee

You're too damn old to be hit on.

*Flees*

That's not what your mom said!

[The New California Republic]

You're too damn old to be hit on.

*Flees*

That's not what your mom said!

Oof.

[Gallade]

You're too damn old to be hit on.

*Flees*

That's not what your mom said!

She was young, she needed the booze money!

[Ethel mermania]

That's not what your mom said!

She was young, she needed the booze money!

Sigh, I miss paris.

[Samadhi]

Getting hit on by creepy old thirty year olds [...]

Thirty isn't "old" dear...

It's like half way to dead.
Counts as old to me.

[The Free Joy State]

Thirty isn't "old" dear...

It's like half way to dead.
Counts as old to me.

Perhaps to you and only you...

Thirty is not "halfway to dead" unless you plan on dying really very, very young.

[The New California Republic]

Thirty isn't "old" dear...

It's like half way to dead.
Counts as old to me.

Wow, you really are a "glass half empty" person huh?

But wait until your twenties, you won't consider 30 to be old.

[The New California Republic]

It's like half way to dead.
Counts as old to me.

Perhaps to you and only you...

Thirty is not "halfway to dead" unless you plan on dying really very, very young.

Yeah given that life expectancy in the West is creeping towards the eighties.

[Ethel mermania]

It's like half way to dead.
Counts as old to me.

Perhaps to you and only you...

Thirty is not "halfway to dead" unless you plan on dying really very, very young.

Tet: electronic nursing home of the old people.