TET: Habemus Papam!

[The Free Joy State]

You should signaturize that.

I can now officially sit on those pill selves behind the counter at a chemist store.

You mean you can't be requested at Harrods anymore? What is the world coming to...

In small doses I can provide funny anecdotes and musical references to songs you've never heard of.

Oh! I'm halfway there! Oh! Livin' on a Prayer!

Now I have Bon Jovi in my head. Thanks!

I'll repay you with some Bryan Adams. (I can earworm people, too )

[Heloin]

In small doses I can provide funny anecdotes and musical references to songs you've never heard of.

Oh! I'm halfway there! Oh! Livin' on a Prayer!

If you need me I found a place to sleep. There's thirty-two on welfare there and seven more on strike. Eleven cats and three big dogs and old Jack Cluney's mare, all stayin' at that boarding house on Federation Square.

I can now officially sit on those pill selves behind the counter at a chemist store.

You mean you can't be requested at Harrods anymore? What is the world coming to...

Be happy that Tesco wasn't able to buy me out.

[Jolthig]

I can now officially sit on those pill selves behind the counter at a chemist store.

You mean you can't be requested at Harrods anymore? What is the world coming to...

Oh! I'm halfway there! Oh! Livin' on a Prayer!

Now I have Bon Jovi in my head. Thanks!

I'll repay you with some Bryan Adams. (I can earworm people, too )

I've had Bon Jovi stuck in my head all day from listening to it on the radio at work.

Oh! I'm halfway there! Oh! Livin' on a Prayer!

If you need me I found a place to sleep. There's thirty-two on welfare there and seven more on strike. Eleven cats and three big dogs and old Jack Cluney's mare, all stayin' at that boarding house on Federation Square.

Sounds like fun.

[Farnhamia]

You mean you can't be requested at Harrods anymore? What is the world coming to...


Now I have Bon Jovi in my head. Thanks!

I'll repay you with some Bryan Adams. (I can earworm people, too )

I've had Bon Jovi stuck in my head all day from listening to it on the radio at work.

If you need me I found a place to sleep. There's thirty-two on welfare there and seven more on strike. Eleven cats and three big dogs and old Jack Cluney's mare, all stayin' at that boarding house on Federation Square.

Sounds like fun.

Have someone get close to your ear and bellow, "John Francis Bongiovi Jr.! You get out of that nice person's head THIS INSTANT!" Make sure they sound like a Marine drill sergeant.

[Jolthig]

I've had Bon Jovi stuck in my head all day from listening to it on the radio at work.


Sounds like fun.

Have someone get close to your ear and bellow, "John Francis Bongiovi Jr.! You get out of that nice person's head THIS INSTANT!" Make sure they sound like a Marine drill sergeant.

SIR YES SIR!!

[The Free Joy State]

I've had Bon Jovi stuck in my head all day from listening to it on the radio at work.


Sounds like fun.

Have someone get close to your ear and bellow, "John Francis Bongiovi Jr.! You get out of that nice person's head THIS INSTANT!" Make sure they sound like a Marine drill sergeant.

Oh, is that the regulation method for getting rid of earworms?

[Farnhamia]

Have someone get close to your ear and bellow, "John Francis Bongiovi Jr.! You get out of that nice person's head THIS INSTANT!" Make sure they sound like a Marine drill sergeant.

Oh, is that the regulation method for getting rid of earworms?

According to Wikipedia, he's the son of two Marines, but ... "John Francis Bongiovi Jr. was born in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, a son of two former Marines, barber John Francis Bongiovi Sr. and Playboy Bunny turned florist Carol (Sharkey)."

[The Free Joy State]

Oh, is that the regulation method for getting rid of earworms?

According to Wikipedia, he's the son of two Marines, but ... "John Francis Bongiovi Jr. was born in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, a son of two former Marines, barber John Francis Bongiovi Sr. and Playboy Bunny turned florist Carol (Sharkey)."

Playboy Bunny to Marine to florist... that's quite a career trajectory.

[Farnhamia]

According to Wikipedia, he's the son of two Marines, but ... "John Francis Bongiovi Jr. was born in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, a son of two former Marines, barber John Francis Bongiovi Sr. and Playboy Bunny turned florist Carol (Sharkey)."

Playboy Bunny to Marine to florist... that's quite a career trajectory.

I know, right?

[The Free Joy State]

Playboy Bunny to Marine to florist... that's quite a career trajectory.

I know, right?

Ah, according to Bon Jovi, she was a Marine first.

KING: Your mom was a bunny?

BON JOVI: She was. One of the original bunnies. When the club was on 58th, 9th Street over there near the plaza.

KING: Do you remember that?

BON JOVI: I did go there as a kid. Oh God, did I have the stories and the pictures.

KING: (inaudible)

BON JOVI: They had their little outfit and my dad was like this hip cat because he was married to a Playboy bunny.

And I was already born, actually, but Lauren Hutton was one of the originals, my mom was one of the originals. Yup, true story.

And a marine. My parents met in the Marine Corps. That's a tough mother.

KING: She was a marine?

BON JOVI: My mother was a marine, yes.

KING: Marine and a Playboy bunny?

Marine, to Bunny, to florist. That's an even weirder trajectory...

[Farnhamia]

I know, right?

Ah, according to Bon Jovi, she was a Marine first.

KING: Your mom was a bunny?

BON JOVI: She was. One of the original bunnies. When the club was on 58th, 9th Street over there near the plaza.

KING: Do you remember that?

BON JOVI: I did go there as a kid. Oh God, did I have the stories and the pictures.

KING: (inaudible)

BON JOVI: They had their little outfit and my dad was like this hip cat because he was married to a Playboy bunny.

And I was already born, actually, but Lauren Hutton was one of the originals, my mom was one of the originals. Yup, true story.

And a marine. My parents met in the Marine Corps. That's a tough mother.

KING: She was a marine?

BON JOVI: My mother was a marine, yes.

KING: Marine and a Playboy bunny?

Marine, to Bunny, to florist. That's an even weirder trajectory...

*bellows* Drop and give me two dozen ... roses! They better be long-stemmed, Marine!

[Samadhi]

Oooh marines!

Maybe I can join the armed forces, fly whatever pile of rice paper, paddlepop stick and rubber band air craft Australia uses.

[The Free Joy State]

Ah, according to Bon Jovi, she was a Marine first.

KING: Your mom was a bunny?

BON JOVI: She was. One of the original bunnies. When the club was on 58th, 9th Street over there near the plaza.

KING: Do you remember that?

BON JOVI: I did go there as a kid. Oh God, did I have the stories and the pictures.

KING: (inaudible)

BON JOVI: They had their little outfit and my dad was like this hip cat because he was married to a Playboy bunny.

And I was already born, actually, but Lauren Hutton was one of the originals, my mom was one of the originals. Yup, true story.

And a marine. My parents met in the Marine Corps. That's a tough mother.

KING: She was a marine?

BON JOVI: My mother was a marine, yes.

KING: Marine and a Playboy bunny?

Marine, to Bunny, to florist. That's an even weirder trajectory...

*bellows* Drop and give me two dozen ... roses! They better be long-stemmed, Marine!

"Marine, what do you think you're doing standing at-ease! In this man's army, you do the Bunny Dip!"

[Heloin]

Oooh marines!

Maybe I can join the armed forces, fly whatever pile of rice paper, paddlepop stick and rubber band air craft Australia uses.

Australia has a really good military. Fought in just about every major conflict since the Boer War, for some reason.

[Pacomia]

I leave TET for a couple hours and it turns into people becoming drugs.

[Kowani]

I leave TET for a couple hours and it turns into people becoming drugs.

It’s like a Salvador Dali painting in here.

[Pacomia]

I leave TET for a couple hours and it turns into people becoming drugs.

It’s like a Salvador Dali painting in here.

What with the melting clocks?

[Kowani]

It’s like a Salvador Dali painting in here.

What with the melting clocks?

I meant chaos.

[Pacomia]

What with the melting clocks?

I meant chaos.

To be fair, chaos is necessary for a good time.

[Kowani]

I meant chaos.

To be fair, chaos is necessary for a good time.

-Laughs in chaos theory-

[Infected Mushroom]

Oooh marines!

Maybe I can join the armed forces, fly whatever pile of rice paper, paddlepop stick and rubber band air craft Australia uses.

Australia has a really good military. Fought in just about every major conflict since the Boer War, for some reason.

Do all their commanders have thick Australian accents?

[Samadhi]

Oooh marines!

Maybe I can join the armed forces, fly whatever pile of rice paper, paddlepop stick and rubber band air craft Australia uses.

Australia has a really good military. Fought in just about every major conflict since the Boer War, for some reason.

Really?
You'd think that would be common knowledge around here.
Instead its don't join the navy or officers you'll get gang raped.

[Nakena]

You mean you can't be requested at Harrods anymore? What is the world coming to...


Now I have Bon Jovi in my head. Thanks!

I'll repay you with some Bryan Adams. (I can earworm people, too )

I've had Bon Jovi stuck in my head all day from listening to it on the radio at work.

If you need me I found a place to sleep. There's thirty-two on welfare there and seven more on strike. Eleven cats and three big dogs and old Jack Cluney's mare, all stayin' at that boarding house on Federation Square.

Sounds like fun.

Have a Bon Jovi/Nightwish crossover cover!

What with the melting clocks?

I meant chaos.

You doing well.

[Infected Mushroom]

So what is everyone up to on Gameside?

Trying to massively buildup Healthcare and Environment stats but it’s going slowly (very slowly); ideally I’d want to freeze taxes in the 30s percentage wise

The military is being built up as a tertiary goal (however...I don’t want to cross the line into conscription)

I’m still trying to get rank 1 for Pizza Delivery

[Dumb Ideologies]

So what is everyone up to on Gameside?

Trying to massively buildup Healthcare and Environment stats but it’s going slowly (very slowly); ideally I’d want to freeze taxes in the 30s percentage wise

The military is being built up as a tertiary goal (however...I don’t want to cross the line into conscription)

I’m still trying to get rank 1 for Pizza Delivery

I got bored of gameside ages ago, I don't bother with it. It's too silly to be a "sim", and too repetitive to be entertaining.