TET: Habemus Papam!

[Pax Nerdvana]

I hate the one we have at home. He's totally dumb. And extremely loud.

Still better company than people with the same characteristics. Its outdoor cousin, the robotic lawnmower, is almost suspiciously silent in comparison.

Robotic lawnmowers are a thing? Should I fear the grass reaper?

[Hurdergaryp]

Still better company than people with the same characteristics. Its outdoor cousin, the robotic lawnmower, is almost suspiciously silent in comparison.

Robotic lawnmowers are a thing? Should I fear the grass reaper?

No need for fear, they're only a threat to blades of grass. Those machines seem peaceful enough, or do a rather good job pretending to be so.

[The New California Republic]

I just realized that I don't know if I can celebrate Christmas anymore.

Yeah it can sometimes feel a bit weird celebrating it as an agnostic or atheist.

[Veceria]

Trust no one.


I hate the one we have at home. He's totally dumb. And extremely loud.

Does he fall down the stairs? Or try to vacuum out the oven?

Nah, that's not possible in our house.

Still better company than people with the same characteristics. Its outdoor cousin, the robotic lawnmower, is almost suspiciously silent in comparison.

Robotic lawnmowers are a thing? Should I fear the grass reaper?

They tend to be safer than non-robotic lawnmowers.

I just realized that I don't know if I can celebrate Christmas anymore.

Yeah it can sometimes feel a bit weird celebrating it as an agnostic or atheist.

why tho, it's just like everyone having birthday at once

[The Blaatschapen]

I hate the one we have at home. He's totally dumb. And extremely loud.

Still better company than people with the same characteristics. Its outdoor cousin, the robotic lawnmower, is almost suspiciously silent in comparison.

Robotic lawnmowers, even my job is not safe

[The Blaatschapen]

Robotic lawnmowers are a thing? Should I fear the grass reaper?

No need for fear, they're only a threat to blades of grass. Those machines seem peaceful enough, or do a rather good job pretending to be so.

The engine caused a genocide among horses in the early 20th century . Sheep, as a natural lawnmower, might be replaced by this monstrosity.

Sheep lives matter!

[Hurdergaryp]

Still better company than people with the same characteristics. Its outdoor cousin, the robotic lawnmower, is almost suspiciously silent in comparison.

Robotic lawnmowers, even my job is not safe

Once biotechnology succeeds in creating plants capable of growing wool, we won't be needing sheep at all!

[The Blaatschapen]

Robotic lawnmowers, even my job is not safe

Once biotechnology succeeds in creating plants capable of growing wool, we won't be needing sheep at all!

It's called cotton.

[Hurdergaryp]

Once biotechnology succeeds in creating plants capable of growing wool, we won't be needing sheep at all!

It's called cotton.

Cotton and wool are not the same thing, as you should be aware of. For shame, Blaat!

[The Blaatschapen]

It's called cotton.

Cotton and wool are not the same thing, as you should be aware of. For shame, Blaat!

They perform the same function. Clothing.

[Hurdergaryp]

Cotton and wool are not the same thing, as you should be aware of. For shame, Blaat!

They perform the same function. Clothing.

Wool keeps you warm even when it's soaking wet. Try that with cotton.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Robotic lawnmowers, even my job is not safe

Once biotechnology succeeds in creating plants capable of growing wool, we won't be needing sheep at all!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetab ... of_Tartary
What if it does actually exist?

[The Blaatschapen]

They perform the same function. Clothing.

Wool keeps you warm even when it's soaking wet. Try that with cotton.

I prefer not to. I have natural wool and Ethel says that I cannot mix fabrics.

[Hurdergaryp]

Once biotechnology succeeds in creating plants capable of growing wool, we won't be needing sheep at all!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetab ... of_Tartary
What if it does actually exist?

Well, I'll be damned. You learn something new every day.

[Pax Nerdvana]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetab ... of_Tartary
What if it does actually exist?

Well, I'll be damned. You learn something new every day.

Ain't that the truth. I found that page while falling down the rabbit hole of Wikipedia a few weeks ago.

[Ethel mermania]

No need for fear, they're only a threat to blades of grass. Those machines seem peaceful enough, or do a rather good job pretending to be so.

The engine caused a genocide among horses in the early 20th century . Sheep, as a natural lawnmower, might be replaced by this monstrosity.

Sheep lives matter!

Sheep protest

[Ethel mermania]

Wool keeps you warm even when it's soaking wet. Try that with cotton.

I prefer not to. I have natural wool and Ethel says that I cannot mix fabrics.

One little rule, and bitch bitch bitch.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Wool keeps you warm even when it's soaking wet. Try that with cotton.

I prefer not to. I have natural wool and Ethel says that I cannot mix fabrics.

Double denim for everyone.

[Gallade]

The engine caused a genocide among horses in the early 20th century . Sheep, as a natural lawnmower, might be replaced by this monstrosity.

Sheep lives matter!

Sheep protest

I love cities. A horde of rampaging sheep is a spectacle rather than a monthly occurrence through your back garden.

[Hurdergaryp]

I prefer not to. I have natural wool and Ethel says that I cannot mix fabrics.

One little rule, and bitch bitch bitch.

And it's not as if you are an orthodox follower of all those obsolete bronze age religious laws, secularized as you are.

[Ethel mermania]

Sheep protest

I love cities. A horde of rampaging sheep is a spectacle rather than a monthly occurrence through your back garden.

We need to get blaat to organize his brethren better.

[Ethel mermania]

One little rule, and bitch bitch bitch.

And it's not as if you are an orthodox follower of all those obsolete bronze age religious laws, secularized as you are.

Dont tell blaat, I have been pulling the wool over his eyes for years.

[Hurdergaryp]

I love cities. A horde of rampaging sheep is a spectacle rather than a monthly occurrence through your back garden.

We need to get blaat to organize his brethren better.

They seem organized enough, just look at those smug faces! Clearly those ruminants know what they're doing.

[Ethel mermania]

We need to get blaat to organize his brethren better.

They seem organized enough, just look at those smug faces! Clearly those ruminants know what they're doing.

So you are saying blaat has already been there?

[Pax Nerdvana]

It must be a wooly situation.