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LiberNovusAmericae wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:Have you been to the Farnhamian dungeons? They're really quite nice.

A guided cage is still a cage.

*sprinkles imported bird seed*

My older brother is trying to set me up with a gay friend of his. Not that I don't appreciate the support and all...but where was this help before I told him? I know he's friends with some decent looking chicks. Could have used this bone throw before now...

Ameriganastan wrote:My older brother is trying to set me up with a gay friend of his. Not that I don't appreciate the support and all...but where was this help before I told him? I know he's friends with some decent looking chicks. Could have used this bone throw before now...

Wait you’re gay?

Thermodolia wrote:

Ameriganastan wrote:My older brother is trying to set me up with a gay friend of his. Not that I don't appreciate the support and all...but where was this help before I told him? I know he's friends with some decent looking chicks. Could have used this bone throw before now...

Wait you’re gay?

I like both things.

The New California Republic wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
You have a better candidate?

Cthulhu.

I'm still rooting for Larry the Cat.

Ameriganastan wrote:

Thermodolia wrote:Wait you’re gay?

I like both things.

Huh. Interesting that your bro is trying to help. He might have wanted the chicks for himself or he thought they weren't good enough for you? Idk, anyway how’s the gay friend? Is he good looking, and Developed in all the right areas?

Thermodolia wrote:He might have wanted the chicks for himself or he thought they weren't good enough for you?

Hopefully not that first one. I imagine his wife wouldn't appreciate that.

Thermodolia wrote:anyway how’s the gay friend? Is he good looking, and Developed in all the right areas?

I think? I'm trying to remember which friend he is. My older brother has always been the social butterfly, and it's hard remembering all his friends.

Farnhamia wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:When you end up giving a little boy a ride on the Tesla because he’s a huge fan and his father, whom you don’t know, asks you to at a grocery store parking lot. That was odd.

"Would you give my kid a ride in your Tesla?" is a new one on me, I'll say that.

To that kid it's a glimpse of the future. I remember when the Concord first started taking off from JFK we use to look for it and watch it go. It went slow out of the city, but once it got a couple miles out on the ocean you could see it put up its nose, light up the engines and just ... go.

LiberNovusAmericae wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:Have you been to the Farnhamian dungeons? They're really quite nice.

A guided cage is still a cage.

Gild it like that, and sign me up.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:"Would you give my kid a ride in your Tesla?" is a new one on me, I'll say that.

To that kid it's a glimpse of the future. I remember when the Concord first started taking off from JFK we use to look for it and watch it go. It went slow out of the city, but once it got a couple miles out on the ocean you could see it put up its nose, light up the engines and just ... go.

Like the Enterprise in the opening of ST: NG?

Ethel mermania wrote:

LiberNovusAmericae wrote:A guided cage is still a cage.

Gild it like that, and sign me up.

I couldn't stay in a cage permanently, but I'll admit that I was wondering how I'd go about booking a holiday in the Farnhamian dungeons.

The Free Joy State wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Gild it like that, and sign me up.

I couldn't stay in a cage permanently, but I'll admit that I was wondering how I'd go about booking a holiday in the Farnhamian dungeons.

Do they offer frequent flyer miles? Are there blackout dates?

Astrolinium wrote:

The Free Joy State wrote:I couldn't stay in a cage permanently, but I'll admit that I was wondering how I'd go about booking a holiday in the Farnhamian dungeons.

Do they offer frequent flyer miles? Are there blackout dates?

Miles? No, but you don't have to worry about the airfare. Blackouts depend on what you did.

Farnhamia wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Do they offer frequent flyer miles? Are there blackout dates?

Miles? No, but you don't have to worry about the airfare. Blackouts depend on what you did.

I mean, in that sort of environment, one can hardly be blamed for the occasional blackout date.

Astrolinium wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:Miles? No, but you don't have to worry about the airfare. Blackouts depend on what you did.

I mean, in that sort of environment, one can hardly be blamed for the occasional blackout date.

Indeed.

Say something in Classics. I'm trying to revive my Greek skills.

Farnhamia wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
I mean, in that sort of environment, one can hardly be blamed for the occasional blackout date.

Indeed.

Say something in Classics. I'm trying to revive my Greek skills.

Um... Kalamata olives?

Welp... that's me out.

The Free Joy State wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:Indeed.

Say something in Classics. I'm trying to revive my Greek skills.

Um... Kalamata olives?

Welp... that's me out.

Farnhamia wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
I mean, in that sort of environment, one can hardly be blamed for the occasional blackout date.

Indeed.

Say something in Classics. I'm trying to revive my Greek skills.

ἐν οῖνῳ ἀλήθεια

Astrolinium wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:Indeed.

Say something in Classics. I'm trying to revive my Greek skills.

ἐν οῖνῳ ἀλήθεια

*pours more*

Farnhamia wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
ἐν οῖνῳ ἀλήθεια

*pours more*

Falernum Opimianum annorum centum! Quare tangomenas faciamus: vinum vita est.

Astrolinium wrote:

Farnhamia wrote: *pours more*

Falernum Opimianum annorum centum! Quare tangomenas faciamus: vinum vita est.

Yeah ... I would trust Trimalchio's wine merchant about as far as I could throw him. And honestly, compared to modern vintages, ancient wine was kind of ... not very good. I didn't think so, anyway, but then, I was used to the beer of Sumeria, so ...

Farnhamia wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Falernum Opimianum annorum centum! Quare tangomenas faciamus: vinum vita est.

Yeah ... I would trust Trimalchio's wine merchant about as far as I could throw him. And honestly, compared to modern vintages, ancient wine was kind of ... not very good. I didn't think so, anyway, but then, I was used to the beer of Sumeria, so ...

I'd trust him over that fellow who tried to sold me a cask of amontillado.

we're running out of water over here

rainstorms refuse to come near us, our reservoirs are losing water fast, and oh, there are too many of us manileños (pinoys in general, but yeah)

now we contemplate the joys of up to 18-hour rotational water interruptions

joy

Ameriganastan wrote:My older brother is trying to set me up with a gay friend of his. Not that I don't appreciate the support and all...but where was this help before I told him? I know he's friends with some decent looking chicks. Could have used this bone throw before now...

I wish I had a brother like that.