TET: Habemus Papam!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

My left ear is so congested I can at times hear my heart beating. Dafuq.

Equalize the pressure, put chewing gum in the right ear.

I’m doing the Valsalva maneuver every so often. It helps a bit.

My left ear is so congested I can at times hear my heart beating. Dafuq.

That sounds painful. I hope you feel better soon.

Oh, no. I’m not in any pain, it’s just bothersome, but thank you. :}

[Heloin]

My left ear is so congested I can at times hear my heart beating. Dafuq.

Nature's earplugs. Get both of your ears to do that before you go to a rock concert.

[The New California Republic]

Equalize the pressure, put chewing gum in the right ear.

I’m doing the Valsalva maneuver every so often. It helps a bit.

That sounds painful. I hope you feel better soon.

Oh, no. I’m not in any pain, it’s just bothersome, but thank you. :}

It sounds like ( ) your ears need flushing out by a doc.

[Ethel mermania]

Equalize the pressure, put chewing gum in the right ear.

I’m doing the Valsalva maneuver every so often. It helps a bit.

That sounds painful. I hope you feel better soon.

Oh, no. I’m not in any pain, it’s just bothersome, but thank you. :}

We did that with the wife once, I sprained her back.

[Luziyca]

who? what? why?

One of the mysteries of the Internet, because reality tends to be stranger than people actually want it to be.

Looks pretty weird.

[Thepeopl]

I’m doing the Valsalva maneuver every so often. It helps a bit.



Oh, no. I’m not in any pain, it’s just bothersome, but thank you. :}

We did that with the wife once, I sprained her back.

Not Salsa! VALSALVA. Maybe you need to see a vet for your ears .

[Ethel mermania]

We did that with the wife once, I sprained her back.

Not Salsa! VALSALVA. Maybe you need to see a vet for your ears .

She doesnt like when I put that stuff on her, I think it spices things up, oh well.

[Thepeopl]

Not Salsa! VALSALVA. Maybe you need to see a vet for your ears .

She doesnt like when I put that stuff on her, I think it spices things up, oh well.

Ah, you've seen Woman on top!

[Ethel mermania]

She doesnt like when I put that stuff on her, I think it spices things up, oh well.

Ah, you've seen Woman on top!

No but I dated a girl from here

[Xuloqoia]

Well, I've only been back for a few weeks, and I'm revolted by NSG again. Is this how it'll be? An endless cycle of me leaving and returning and leaving and returning and so on?

[Ethel mermania]

Well, I've only been back for a few weeks, and I'm revolted by NSG again. Is this how it'll be? An endless cycle of me leaving and returning and leaving and returning and so on?

People suck, get use to it.

[Hurdergaryp]

Well, I've only been back for a few weeks, and I'm revolted by NSG again. Is this how it'll be? An endless cycle of me leaving and returning and leaving and returning and so on?

People suck, get use to it.

Or make an effort to lower humanity's suckage, either by being an excellent human being or by bringing down the quantity of our species by several thousand million specimens. Your choice.

[Ethel mermania]

People suck, get use to it.

Or make an effort to lower humanity's suckage, either by being an excellent human being or by bringing down the quantity of our species by several thousand million specimens. Your choice.

Both options sound like work

[Geneviev]

Well, I've only been back for a few weeks, and I'm revolted by NSG again. Is this how it'll be? An endless cycle of me leaving and returning and leaving and returning and so on?

I'm revolted by humanity sometimes, and yet I'm still human.

Seriously, if you don't want to be here, you don't have to be.

[Geneviev]

*Plays Drums*
*Wacks Geneviev on the head*

Oh hai Gen.

Ow. That was my head.

Hi.

[Geneviev]

Ow. That was my head.

Hi.

How are you?

I'm good. I've been accused of hiding my heretical beliefs, but that's become normal.

How about you?

[Geneviev]

I'm good. I've been accused of hiding my heretical beliefs, but that's become normal.

How about you?

Solid, working on campaign.
I'm also dealing with not getting my social security money for over a year now. So that's fun.

How's the campaign?

I'll yell at whoever did that for you.

[Geneviev]

How's the campaign?

I'll yell at whoever did that for you.

Going well, prepping stuff, I've been laying intense groundwork and am deciding a six month blitz campaign will work best in my favor.

I've found a possible strong grassroots donor base if my cards are played right, so that will be huge. I'm calculating a long-term strategy relying on speed-which isn't sensitive because well any late entrant has to rely on speed.

That sounds good. I hope it works.

[Thepeopl]

Or make an effort to lower humanity's suckage, either by being an excellent human being or by bringing down the quantity of our species by several thousand million specimens. Your choice.

Both options sound like work

Yes, you should stay an excellent cat. Way better than humans

[Hurdergaryp]

Both options sound like work

Yes, you should stay an excellent cat. Way better than humans

Cats have been corrupted beyond repair. Whereas the common cat's direct ancestor, the African wildcat, is a strictly solitary animal, the domestic cat has allowed itself to become a social animal, just like humans. Or like lions, if you will. Apparently the ancient Egyptians are to blame for this, for that civilization literally worshipped cats and made serious effort to get closer to the adorable little murderfluffs. Bastet's temples were home to so many cats, you guys!

[Ethel mermania]

Both options sound like work

Yes, you should stay an excellent cat. Way better than humans

Awwwww, flattery will get you everywhere.

[Ethel mermania]

Yes, you should stay an excellent cat. Way better than humans

Cats have been corrupted beyond repair. Whereas the common cat's direct ancestor, the African wildcat, is a strictly solitary animal, the domestic cat has allowed itself to become a social animal, just like humans. Or like lions, if you will. Apparently the ancient Egyptians are to blame for this, for that civilization literally worshipped cats and made serious effort to get closer to the adorable little murderfluffs. Bastet's temples were home to so many cats, you guys!

It indeed was a glorious time, everything was in it's right place.

[Ethel mermania]

Awwwww, flattery will get you everywhere.

*Pets and scratches your chin*

Best cat ever.

[Geneviev]

Awwwww, flattery will get you everywhere.

*Pets and scratches your chin*

Best cat ever.

Ethel can be tied with my cat for best cat ever.

[Hurdergaryp]

Cats have been corrupted beyond repair. Whereas the common cat's direct ancestor, the African wildcat, is a strictly solitary animal, the domestic cat has allowed itself to become a social animal, just like humans. Or like lions, if you will. Apparently the ancient Egyptians are to blame for this, for that civilization literally worshipped cats and made serious effort to get closer to the adorable little murderfluffs. Bastet's temples were home to so many cats, you guys!

It indeed was a glorious time, everything was in it's right place.

And then accursed monotheism become popular, changing everything in the process.