TET: Habemus Papam!

[Samudera Darussalam]

Hey bud, you want a napkin?

Or look for people about to sneeze, and then play the hero.

Not every hero wear capes, sometimes they give you free napkins.

[Ethel mermania]

Or look for people about to sneeze, and then play the hero.

Not every hero wear capes, sometimes they give you free napkins.

And all thanks to 4 extra napkins.

[Heloin]

Or look for people about to sneeze, and then play the hero.

Not every hero wear capes, sometimes they give you free napkins.

[Farnhamia]

Not every hero wear capes, sometimes they give you free napkins.

And all thanks to 4 extra napkins.

[Xmara]

I have a short story that I started working on last year that I'm still only about halfway through finishing (and given how far I've gotten on it, I am not about to let myself give up on it because the only story in my life I've ever finished writing was a crappy Warrior Cats fanfic back when I was 14). In the meantime I've had about two dozen other story ideas pop into my head that I've not even begun to write. I've had a webcomic idea sitting in my brain for months now, but I haven't even started creating characters or anything for it. I also want to try songwriting, but all I have are crappy, half-finished lyrics in my head.

And when I have the rare opportunity for free time where I could pursue these things, I feel completely unmotivated and just want to lay on the couch and play video games. Ugh.

[Ethel mermania]

And all thanks to 4 extra napkins.

All with girls names....

[Farnhamia]

All with girls names....

Yep. I bet there's one named "Ethel."

[Samudera Darussalam]

All with girls names....

Yep. I bet there's one named "Ethel."

Why do this remind me of that Archie comics?

[Ethel mermania]

All with girls names....

Yep. I bet there's one named "Ethel."

[Kannap]

And all thanks to 4 extra napkins.

They slumber for 17 years then come out and scream their war cry as they invade us.

[Farnhamia]

They slumber for 17 years then come out and scream their war cry as they invade us.

In that high-pitched voice that girls use when they're really mad.

[Kannap]

They slumber for 17 years then come out and scream their war cry as they invade us.

In that high-pitched voice that girls use when they're really mad.

Anytime I think about cicadas screaming now I only think of the cicada that screams "AWW YEAAH"

[Abserdia]

In that high-pitched voice that girls use when they're really mad.

Anytime I think about cicadas screaming now I only think of the cicada that screams "AWW YEAAH"

I want this cicada to be my hype man.

[Xuloqoia]

Well, I just remembered and re-read one of the first threads I participated in after making my "Swaglord" account a few years back, the "personal quirks" thread. And good lord was I a mess back then. Like, my posts back then were a mixture of intense self-loathing combined with attempts at being "wacky". Thank God I grew out of said qualities, or else I'd have had a thread on the Farms or a page on ED by now, tbqh. If I was like that nowadays, I'd be a LOLcow.

[Geneviev]

I don't believe in hell anymore, but I still think about it. Does anyone know why?

[Heloin]

Well, I just remembered and re-read one of the first threads I participated in after making my "Swaglord" account a few years back, the "personal quirks" thread. And good lord was I a mess back then. Like, my posts back then were a mixture of intense self-loathing combined with attempts at being "wacky". Thank God I grew out of said qualities, or else I'd have had a thread on the Farms or a page on ED by now, tbqh. If I was like that nowadays, I'd be a LOLcow.

I hadn't realised you where Swaglord until right now

A belated welcome back matey.

[Geneviev]

Well, I just remembered and re-read one of the first threads I participated in after making my "Swaglord" account a few years back, the "personal quirks" thread. And good lord was I a mess back then. Like, my posts back then were a mixture of intense self-loathing combined with attempts at being "wacky". Thank God I grew out of said qualities, or else I'd have had a thread on the Farms or a page on ED by now, tbqh. If I was like that nowadays, I'd be a LOLcow.

Old posts are the worst to look at.

[Heloin]

Well, I just remembered and re-read one of the first threads I participated in after making my "Swaglord" account a few years back, the "personal quirks" thread. And good lord was I a mess back then. Like, my posts back then were a mixture of intense self-loathing combined with attempts at being "wacky". Thank God I grew out of said qualities, or else I'd have had a thread on the Farms or a page on ED by now, tbqh. If I was like that nowadays, I'd be a LOLcow.

Old posts are the worst to look at.

I think most of the jokes I made still hold up.

[Xuloqoia]

Well, I just remembered and re-read one of the first threads I participated in after making my "Swaglord" account a few years back, the "personal quirks" thread. And good lord was I a mess back then. Like, my posts back then were a mixture of intense self-loathing combined with attempts at being "wacky". Thank God I grew out of said qualities, or else I'd have had a thread on the Farms or a page on ED by now, tbqh. If I was like that nowadays, I'd be a LOLcow.

I hadn't realised you where Swaglord until right now

A belated welcome back matey.

Thanks. It's weird, really. My first account on this site was one called "Jusitopia", the only major accomplishments of said account being destroying a mid-sized region by a mixture of incompetence and bad luck (RIP Hogarahoiprash, you were too good for this sinful earth), but perhaps more infamously was my attempt at making a live action film adaptation of NationStates (which was... yeah, I don't know what Me-As-A-Child was thinking, tbh). In hindsight, it seems that most treated the thread as a silly affair, which was rather neatly contrasted with my utter conviction that it could work. My ambitions far exceeded my capabilities, back then. The thread itself ended because I was banned from the forums for being (at the time) twelve. So that went nowhere. I occasionally lurked, but the Swaglord account was my first "major" NSG thing since my pre-teen years. The Swaglord account could perhaps be divided in two phases: Early Swaglord and Late Swaglord. Early Swaglord was more an extension of my Jusitopia days, really. It's just that I went from being an immature pre-teen to being an immature adolescent (I started the Swaglord account when I was fifteen). The Late Swaglord period began in mid 2018, when I was 17. I had since shed most of the cringe of my youth, but my views were far less refined, to be honest. By the end of the Swaglord account's lifespan, I was largely unrecognizable from the pretentious, obnoxious youth that I was when I began the account, whining about the shit that every adolescent deals with as if it were something that only I could understand and spewing a simplistic, dogmatic conception of the world. In short, I was a little shithead when I created the Swaglord account.

Sorry about the text wall, but does that make any sense at all?

[Geneviev]

Old posts are the worst to look at.

I think most of the jokes I made still hold up.

Probably.

[Kannap]

I don't believe in hell anymore, but I still think about it. Does anyone know why?

Been trying to shake thinking about it myself, it's hard to do after being raised to believe in that stuff for such a long time.

[Geneviev]

I don't believe in hell anymore, but I still think about it. Does anyone know why?

Been trying to shake thinking about it myself, it's hard to do after being raised to believe in that stuff for such a long time.

It is hard. I wonder how they did that.

[Xuloqoia]

I don't believe in hell anymore, but I still think about it. Does anyone know why?

Would you like to know what I think happens after death, by any chance?

[The Free Joy State]

Old posts are the worst to look at.

I think most of the jokes I made still hold up.

Fortunately, I have no really old posts. Not on this site, anyway.

As for other sites, the internet may remember but I've managed to block it out!

[Heloin]

I hadn't realised you where Swaglord until right now

A belated welcome back matey.

Thanks. It's weird, really. My first account on this site was one called "Jusitopia", the only major accomplishments of said account being destroying a mid-sized region by a mixture of incompetence and bad luck (RIP Hogarahoiprash, you were too good for this sinful earth), but perhaps more infamously was my attempt at making a live action film adaptation of NationStates (which was... yeah, I don't know what Me-As-A-Child was thinking, tbh). In hindsight, it seems that most treated the thread as a silly affair, which was rather neatly contrasted with my utter conviction that it could work. My ambitions far exceeded my capabilities, back then. The thread itself ended because I was banned from the forums for being (at the time) twelve. So that went nowhere. I occasionally lurked, but the Swaglord account was my first "major" NSG thing since my pre-teen years. The Swaglord account could perhaps be divided in two phases: Early Swaglord and Late Swaglord. Early Swaglord was more an extension of my Jusitopia days, really. It's just that I went from being an immature pre-teen to being an immature adolescent (I started the Swaglord account when I was fifteen). The Late Swaglord period began in mid 2018, when I was 17. I had since shed most of the cringe of my youth, but my views were far less refined, to be honest. By the end of the Swaglord account's lifespan, I was largely unrecognizable from the pretentious, obnoxious youth that I was when I began the account, whining about the shit that every adolescent deals with as if it were something that only I could understand and spewing a simplistic, dogmatic conception of the world. In short, I was a little shithead when I created the Swaglord account.

Sorry about the text wall, but does that make any sense at all?

Makes sense I guess. I didn't really do anything on this site until 2017. Well I participated in the whale auction but that was a stranger time.

I don't believe in hell anymore, but I still think about it. Does anyone know why?

Would you like to know what I think happens after death, by any chance?

The 20 foot tall walrus takes you on a magical trip to a land beyond the sea.