"This is absolutely terrifying." Welsh Toilets Replaced

[The New California Republic]

The memes from this are going to be glorious.

I just saw it on CNN, I haven5 seen any other signs of it.

It's on BBC too: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49372069

[Ravennog]

Lmfao this is just hilarious

[Giovenith]

And that's more important than the disabled and the invasions of privacy that will inevitably happen when regular people accidentally set these things off while going potty?

Yes

Wrong.

[Ifreann]

Protect locals from public sex fetishists by making the sex wet and more public.

Do you think there is a limit to the amount of water that the sprayers will fire into the cubicle? Or does it just keep pumping it in there until the business has concluded?

I'd want to throw a fistful of bouncy balls in there to simulate "unusual movement" and then wedge the door shut from the outside to see if the thing fills up with water.

Trick the toilets into destroying themselves.

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You gotta pay an undisclosed fee to use the "toilets."
For such an huge undisclosed fee, one would expect Hookers to be provided.

THIS is the moral panic. Freeborn women who want to fuck are disrupting the borough council's monopoly of hookers.

It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.

[Fartsniffage]

It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.

Used to cost 50p in the Arndale and £1 at Piccadilly Station.

[Lanorth]

Lovely...

[Thepeopl]

I have an other proposal, let's build love hotels in the Welsh coastal towns. Lots of anti conception in every room, sex toys, tapes, books. En suite large bathroom with bathtub big enough for 4 ppl.

You can enter anonymously, but can't leave if not everything in the room is clean again. (Linnens excluded)

Than they can keep the old public toilets.

[Ifreann]

It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.

Used to cost 50p in the Arndale and £1 at Piccadilly Station.

Truly these are dark times for Britain.

[The New California Republic]

I assume that there is going to be a full scale mockup of these toilets in a testing lab somewhere, before they actually build them for public use. It makes me wonder how they are going to test them...

[Fartsniffage]

I assume that there is going to be a full scale mockup of these toilets in a testing lab somewhere, before they actually build them for public use. It makes me wonder how they are going to test them...

Dose couples with viagra then just toss them in.

[GLDF]

I assume that there is going to be a full scale mockup of these toilets in a testing lab somewhere, before they actually build them for public use. It makes me wonder how they are going to test them...

I imagine some old guy making a fool of himself and trying to flail around enough to trigger it for some reason.

[LimaUniformNovemberAlpha]

Two pages in... and everybody is pretty much agreeing that "This is fucking stupid!"? Dear gods, NSG agreeing on something?! I SPOTTED A UNICORN!!

Well, actually. They do need to prevent promiscuity in public...

1. Nothing in the design prevents the device from activating if the people having sex are in a monogamous relationship with each other.

2. Why is using a toilet; which in theory gives them some degree of privacy; "promiscuity in public" to any greater extent than, let's say, in a bedroom with the window open?

3. If someone's desperate enough for casual sex to do it in a public toilet, do you really think pressuring them into a monogamous relationship would end in anything other than adultery?

[The New California Republic]

The problem with this is that the proposed toilet is now notorious enough that what it set out to do will have the opposite effect: people will actually want to have sex in it to see if the anti-sex features work. It's a bit like a distorted Streisand Effect: the measures to suppress an activity will actually encourage it due to the desire to see the means of suppression in action, due to the means of suppression being so ridiculous and comical.

[Fartsniffage]

The problem with this is that the proposed toilet is now notorious enough that what it set out to do will have the opposite effect: people will actually want to have sex in it to see if the anti-sex features work. It's a bit like a distorted Streisand Effect: the measures to suppress an activity will actually encourage it due to the desire to see the means of suppression in action, due to the means of suppression being so ridiculous and comical.

It might actually be a brilliant idea by the council. It'll become a tourist attraction all by its self.

[Vetalia]

So instead of people having sex in the public toilets with the door closed, now they will be exposed to everyone. That's a brilliant move, it will certainly encourage voyeur and exhibitionist fetishists to stop by.

[The Two Jerseys]

I can just see it now...

"Warning: excessive level of grunting detected, activating anti-sexual activity protocol."
WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP

"Oi! Come on mate, I'm not having sex, I'm just constipated!"

[Samudera Darussalam]

I can just see it now...

"Warning: excessive level of grunting detected, activating anti-sexual activity protocol."
WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP

"Oi! Come on mate, I'm not having sex, I'm just constipated!"

This public toilets are....revolutionary, I say.

[Cekoviu]

Hundreds of thousands of pounds just to stop people from boinking their bosoms in the bathroom? What a waste of money.

[Cekoviu]

It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.

Used to cost 50p in the Arndale and £1 at Piccadilly Station.

What in God's name are you doing across the pond? Charging people to use the public restrooms is an absolute travesty!

[Kuominwave]

What a pointless waste of £170,000. I wonder how many false alarms they will have because of this.

[Samudera Darussalam]

What a pointless waste of £170,000. I wonder how many false alarms they will have because of this.

Maybe that's part of the fun? Making false alarms just to see the hilariousness of these public toilets

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Is this what they mean by a Welsh holiday cottage?

[Ethel mermania]

Jesus people, everyone knows at the beach you fuck under the boardwalk and not in the toliets.

[Aclion]

Make a game out of it.

Like Operation or something, but instead of the board buzzing when you loose, it's the toilets going batshit crazy.

I guarantee this things will be tampered with.\

Also does wales not have motels?

[Rojava Free State]

Do you think there is a limit to the amount of water that the sprayers will fire into the cubicle? Or does it just keep pumping it in there until the business has concluded?

I'd want to throw a fistful of bouncy balls in there to simulate "unusual movement" and then wedge the door shut from the outside to see if the thing fills up with water.

Trick the toilets into destroying themselves.

---

You gotta pay an undisclosed fee to use the "toilets."
For such an huge undisclosed fee, one would expect Hookers to be provided.

THIS is the moral panic. Freeborn women who want to fuck are disrupting the borough council's monopoly of hookers.

It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.

Oh boy this act of rebellious sabotage is gonna be hilarious