It's on BBC too: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49372069
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by The New California Republic » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:42 pm
by Ravennog » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:45 pm
by Giovenith » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:45 pm
by Ifreann » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:48 pm
The New California Republic wrote:Ifreann wrote:Protect locals from public sex fetishists by making the sex wet and more public.
Do you think there is a limit to the amount of water that the sprayers will fire into the cubicle? Or does it just keep pumping it in there until the business has concluded?
I'd want to throw a fistful of bouncy balls in there to simulate "unusual movement" and then wedge the door shut from the outside to see if the thing fills up with water.
Auristania wrote:You gotta pay an undisclosed fee to use the "toilets."
For such an huge undisclosed fee, one would expect Hookers to be provided.
THIS is the moral panic. Freeborn women who want to fuck are disrupting the borough council's monopoly of hookers.
by Fartsniffage » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:49 pm
Ifreann wrote:It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.
by Thepeopl » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:55 pm
by The New California Republic » Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:58 pm
by Fartsniffage » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:01 pm
The New California Republic wrote:I assume that there is going to be a full scale mockup of these toilets in a testing lab somewhere, before they actually build them for public use. It makes me wonder how they are going to test them...
by GLDF » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:01 pm
The New California Republic wrote:I assume that there is going to be a full scale mockup of these toilets in a testing lab somewhere, before they actually build them for public use. It makes me wonder how they are going to test them...
by LimaUniformNovemberAlpha » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:35 pm
Trollzyn the Infinite wrote:1. The PRC is not a Communist State, as it has shown absolutely zero interest in achieving Communism.
2. The CCP is not a Communist Party, as it has shown absolutely zero interest in achieving Communism.
3. Xi Jinping and his cronies are not Communists, as they have shown absolutely zero interest in achieving Communism.
How do we know this? Because the first step toward Communism is Socialism, and none of the aforementioned are even remotely Socialist in any way, shape, or form.
by The New California Republic » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:42 pm
by Fartsniffage » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:59 pm
The New California Republic wrote:The problem with this is that the proposed toilet is now notorious enough that what it set out to do will have the opposite effect: people will actually want to have sex in it to see if the anti-sex features work. It's a bit like a distorted Streisand Effect: the measures to suppress an activity will actually encourage it due to the desire to see the means of suppression in action, due to the means of suppression being so ridiculous and comical.
by Vetalia » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:17 pm
by The Two Jerseys » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:49 pm
"Warning: excessive level of grunting detected, activating anti-sexual activity protocol."
WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP
by Samudera Darussalam » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:53 pm
The Two Jerseys wrote:I can just see it now..."Warning: excessive level of grunting detected, activating anti-sexual activity protocol."
WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP-WOOP
"Oi! Come on mate, I'm not having sex, I'm just constipated!"
by Kuominwave » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:46 pm
by Samudera Darussalam » Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:48 pm
Kuominwave wrote:What a pointless waste of £170,000. I wonder how many false alarms they will have because of this.
by An Alan Smithee Nation » Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:35 pm
by Ethel mermania » Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:56 am
by Aclion » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:04 am
Rostavykhan wrote:Make a game out of it.
Like Operation or something, but instead of the board buzzing when you loose, it's the toilets going batshit crazy.
by Rojava Free State » Sun Aug 18, 2019 5:05 am
Ifreann wrote:The New California Republic wrote:Do you think there is a limit to the amount of water that the sprayers will fire into the cubicle? Or does it just keep pumping it in there until the business has concluded?
I'd want to throw a fistful of bouncy balls in there to simulate "unusual movement" and then wedge the door shut from the outside to see if the thing fills up with water.
Trick the toilets into destroying themselves.Auristania wrote:You gotta pay an undisclosed fee to use the "toilets."
For such an huge undisclosed fee, one would expect Hookers to be provided.
THIS is the moral panic. Freeborn women who want to fuck are disrupting the borough council's monopoly of hookers.
It's a public toilet, it'll probably cost 20p.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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