West coast catches fire AGAIN

[Greed and Death]

I am sure they will be grateful for job skills in a field they are forbidden in working in after they are released.

Other states should look into headhunting California ex-cons for their fire departments.

Other states have similar rules. Firefighters try hard to make sure their sons are selected for the role.

[Wallenburg]

Breaking news: Everyday natural phenomenon happens where it is most common.

Here’s some more news-Global warming is making said phenomenon worse.

Sure, the OP doesn't even acknowledge that context though, especially with their "solution".

...I don’t think I’ve put anyone on the foe list yet. You are making me question that.

She's a blatant Poe.

Isn't the whole idea of Poe's law that whether the speaker is serious or being satirical is far from blatant?

[Tornado Queendom]

I'm gonna choose the latter, because Fuck the Government. Ancap FTW!

...I don’t think I’ve put anyone on the foe list yet. You are making me question that.

Do it, then. Anything is better than back-talk, and I prefer to be left alone.

[Jebslund]

...I don’t think I’ve put anyone on the foe list yet. You are making me question that.

Do it, then. Anything is better than back-talk, and I prefer to be left alone.

Here ya go! One loan for ten trillion dollars, due tomorrow at noon. If you fail to pay, you will never get to retire or do anything except slave away for the entirety of your waking hours.

Yes, some absorbs into the earth or is collected by people or animals or plants and stuff. But it does not just vanish. It does not chemically decompose or anything. Plus like this is Canada. Canada is frozen stiff and yet it's on fire. I am telling you, something is at work here.

Is this trolling or something? "Something is at work here" Yes, it's called seasons. Canada is not freezing in the summer, when fires happen. Surely you understand this much, correct?

Trolling would be my guess. I refuse to believe anyone can unironically believe that it's impossible for things to burn if there's ice and that being next to the coast means everything is fireproof, or that overwatering the lawns in cities means forests miles away where no one's watering anything are suddenly immune to fire.

[Kowani]

...I don’t think I’ve put anyone on the foe list yet. You are making me question that.

Do it, then. Anything is better than back-talk, and I prefer to be left alone.

Then why post in the first place?