Right-Wing Discussion Thread XVII: The Snark Enlightenment

[Benuty]

…You’re joking, right?

No lol. Also guarantee moderation will shut this convo down if it continues. Happens every time.

Screw it.



Let them come.

[United Muscovite Nations]

Cheating in college dating is common and cheating in military relationships is common, but cheating among married couples is actually pretty rare.

Truth so far as military couples. Even some of the drill instructors use that fact to mess with their recruits' heads. This USMC drill instructor asked a leatherneck in basic training if he had a girl back home, and when he said yes- the drill instructor told him that at that very moment- his woman was probably sleeping with dozens of other men whilst he was away, and that there was nothing he could do about it- just to try to mess with his head.

Needless to say, it got the recruit motivated and mad enough to persevere through the hard training. No matter the adversity, this Marine recruit trudged on and made that drill instructor proud. The military always looks for those who're a team player but will never quit, even if the going gets tough.

That marine's name? Albert Einstein.

[Napkizemlja]

Truth so far as military couples. Even some of the drill instructors use that fact to mess with their recruits' heads. This USMC drill instructor asked a leatherneck in basic training if he had a girl back home, and when he said yes- the drill instructor told him that at that very moment- his woman was probably sleeping with dozens of other men whilst he was away, and that there was nothing he could do about it- just to try to mess with his head.

Needless to say, it got the recruit motivated and mad enough to persevere through the hard training. No matter the adversity, this Marine recruit trudged on and made that drill instructor proud. The military always looks for those who're a team player but will never quit, even if the going gets tough.

That marine's name? Albert Einstein.

The Drill Instructor was Adam Eget.

[Italios]

congrats on the upcoming graduation and getting the support you need. for the sake of staying on topic, can i ask what the deal is politically? I see you have anarchist and monarchist in your sig, what's that about?

I basically support the idea of a community based around no formal structures of authority or coercion, in which all decision-making is done spontaneously through universal consent, and all hierarchies are formed spontaneously by consent.

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?

Cheating in college dating is common and cheating in military relationships is common, but cheating among married couples is actually pretty rare.

Truth so far as military couples. Even some of the drill instructors use that fact to mess with their recruits' heads. This USMC drill instructor asked a leatherneck in basic training if he had a girl back home, and when he said yes- the drill instructor told him that at that very moment- his woman was probably sleeping with dozens of other men whilst he was away, and that there was nothing he could do about it- just to try to mess with his head.

Needless to say, it got the recruit motivated and mad enough to persevere through the hard training. No matter the adversity, this Marine recruit trudged on and made that drill instructor proud. The military always looks for those who're a team player but will never quit, even if the going gets tough.

i'm forced to ask, how the fuck do you come across all these seemingly highly personal stories when you don't have a job or much else? your omniscience scares me.

[Benuty]

I basically support the idea of a community based around no formal structures of authority or coercion, in which all decision-making is done spontaneously through universal consent, and all hierarchies are formed spontaneously by consent.

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?

Truth so far as military couples. Even some of the drill instructors use that fact to mess with their recruits' heads. This USMC drill instructor asked a leatherneck in basic training if he had a girl back home, and when he said yes- the drill instructor told him that at that very moment- his woman was probably sleeping with dozens of other men whilst he was away, and that there was nothing he could do about it- just to try to mess with his head.

Needless to say, it got the recruit motivated and mad enough to persevere through the hard training. No matter the adversity, this Marine recruit trudged on and made that drill instructor proud. The military always looks for those who're a team player but will never quit, even if the going gets tough.

i'm forced to ask, how the fuck do you come across all these seemingly highly personal stories when you don't have a job or much else? your omniscience scares me.

They probably have a lot of friends in a lot of places.

[Benuty]

Get on the Libertarian Discord and I'll even send you links if you want proof of everything, including the censorship on it. I'm not going to talk about it further here because we're not fucking joking about how sensitive the Mods are on this.

You have me on discord, shoot it my way.

Be there shortly.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Well, I'm not going to report it, even if this continues.

Get on the Libertarian Discord and I'll even send you links if you want proof of everything, including the censorship on it. I'm not going to talk about it further here because we're not fucking joking about how sensitive the Mods are on this.

I am. It's going to take a few minutes. My computer is very slow right now.

[Napkizemlja]

I basically support the idea of a community based around no formal structures of authority or coercion, in which all decision-making is done spontaneously through universal consent, and all hierarchies are formed spontaneously by consent.

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?

Truth so far as military couples. Even some of the drill instructors use that fact to mess with their recruits' heads. This USMC drill instructor asked a leatherneck in basic training if he had a girl back home, and when he said yes- the drill instructor told him that at that very moment- his woman was probably sleeping with dozens of other men whilst he was away, and that there was nothing he could do about it- just to try to mess with his head.

Needless to say, it got the recruit motivated and mad enough to persevere through the hard training. No matter the adversity, this Marine recruit trudged on and made that drill instructor proud. The military always looks for those who're a team player but will never quit, even if the going gets tough.

i'm forced to ask, how the fuck do you come across all these seemingly highly personal stories when you don't have a job or much else? your omniscience scares me.

Probably the same sites that have cuckold fan fiction.

[United Muscovite Nations]

I basically support the idea of a community based around no formal structures of authority or coercion, in which all decision-making is done spontaneously through universal consent, and all hierarchies are formed spontaneously by consent.

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?

Yes, it would be like a village. The monarchy would arise spontaneously on a basis of mutual consent and respect for someone's leadership ability in times of crisis.

Mostly Tolkien, but also Jacques Ellul.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Get on the Libertarian Discord and I'll even send you links if you want proof of everything, including the censorship on it. I'm not going to talk about it further here because we're not fucking joking about how sensitive the Mods are on this.

I am. It's going to take a few minutes. My computer is very slow right now.

I'm now online on discord.

[Napkizemlja]

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?

Yes, it would be like a village. The monarchy would arise spontaneously on a basis of mutual consent and respect for someone's leadership ability in times of crisis.

Mostly Tolkien, but also Jacques Ellul.

Not wanting a neo-HRE in America smh. I want private wars between tech-barons and agri-earls dammit.

[Italios]

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?

Yes, it would be like a village. The monarchy would arise spontaneously on a basis of mutual consent and respect for someone's leadership ability in times of crisis.

Mostly Tolkien, but also Jacques Ellul.

wait, so is this like based off his fantasy novels? because i wasn't aware if he wrote more civics oriented stuff and you're basing this off that, but maybe that's just me being dumb.

[United Muscovite Nations]

lol sorry if i'm being slow on the uptake but by community i assume you mean a small-scale organisation that defines a people ruled by a monarch? because otherwise i don't see how a monarch fits into this spontaneous decision making. can i ask if any thinkers in particular inspired this position?
i'm forced to ask, how the fuck do you come across all these seemingly highly personal stories when you don't have a job or much else? your omniscience scares me.

Probably the same sites that have cuckold fan fiction.

If you hang out on the right places, you'll hear a lot of seedy stories. I knew a guy, fella by the name of Andy Richter, and he decided to spend a week as a male escort, you know, for gay people. So he's gone for a week, and I see him again and I say "Andy, Andy, how are things going for you?" and he says to me he says "Things are going greatl! Listen here, with this escort thing, I've made $1582 and 5 cents over the past week!", and I say "that's incredible, but uh, who gave you the quarters?" and he looks me dead in the eye and says "every one of 'em."

[United Muscovite Nations]

Yes, it would be like a village. The monarchy would arise spontaneously on a basis of mutual consent and respect for someone's leadership ability in times of crisis.

Mostly Tolkien, but also Jacques Ellul.

wait, so is this like based off his fantasy novels? because i wasn't aware if he wrote more civics oriented stuff and you're basing this off that, but maybe that's just me being dumb.

Mostly his letters, where he discusses politics and religion a lot.

[Napkizemlja]

Yes, it would be like a village. The monarchy would arise spontaneously on a basis of mutual consent and respect for someone's leadership ability in times of crisis.

Mostly Tolkien, but also Jacques Ellul.

wait, so is this like based off his fantasy novels? because i wasn't aware if he wrote more civics oriented stuff and you're basing this off that, but maybe that's just me being dumb.

Mainly Tolkien's private writings. Tolkien was influenced by Tory anarchism to an extent.

[Napkizemlja]

Probably the same sites that have cuckold fan fiction.

If you hang out on the right places, you'll hear a lot of seedy stories. I knew a guy, fella by the name of Andy Richter, and he decided to spend a week as a male escort, you know, for gay people. So he's gone for a week, and I see him again and I say "Andy, Andy, how are things going for you?" and he says to me he says "Things are going greatl! Listen here, with this escort thing, I've made $1582 and 5 cents over the past week!", and I say "that's incredible, but uh, who gave you the quarters?" and he looks me dead in the eye and says "every one of 'em."

Bill will be around shortly.

[Italios]

Probably the same sites that have cuckold fan fiction.

If you hang out on the right places, you'll hear a lot of seedy stories. I knew a guy, fella by the name of Andy Richter, and he decided to spend a week as a male escort, you know, for gay people. So he's gone for a week, and I see him again and I say "Andy, Andy, how are things going for you?" and he says to me he says "Things are going greatl! Listen here, with this escort thing, I've made $1582 and 5 cents over the past week!", and I say "that's incredible, but uh, who gave you the quarters?" and he looks me dead in the eye and says "every one of 'em."

i know that you're memeing but if these are personal stories i don't know if it's a good idea to spread them around, not even because it might be personally identifying (because really, who is going to follow up on these tangents) but because it's kind of disrespectful. i mean he's been sharing stories that are fairly detailed of a relative's marriage issues and so on. i know my parents would flip their shit if i gave the 411 on their divorce lol. so saiwania, for posterity's sake, i hope these stories aren't told in confidence, no offence.

wait, so is this like based off his fantasy novels? because i wasn't aware if he wrote more civics oriented stuff and you're basing this off that, but maybe that's just me being dumb.

Mostly his letters, where he discusses politics and religion a lot.

ah, that's pretty cool. well i can't disrespect a guy with an IQ high enough to create his own language lol.

[Napkizemlja]

Italios, it's a Norm Macdonald joke.

[United Muscovite Nations]

If you hang out on the right places, you'll hear a lot of seedy stories. I knew a guy, fella by the name of Andy Richter, and he decided to spend a week as a male escort, you know, for gay people. So he's gone for a week, and I see him again and I say "Andy, Andy, how are things going for you?" and he says to me he says "Things are going greatl! Listen here, with this escort thing, I've made $1582 and 5 cents over the past week!", and I say "that's incredible, but uh, who gave you the quarters?" and he looks me dead in the eye and says "every one of 'em."

i know that you're memeing but if these are personal stories i don't know if it's a good idea to spread them around, not even because it might be personally identifying (because really, who is going to follow up on these tangents) but because it's kind of disrespectful. i mean he's been sharing stories that are fairly detailed of a relative's marriage issues and so on. i know my parents would flip their shit if i gave the 411 on their divorce lol. so saiwania, for posterity's sake, i hope these stories aren't told in confidence, no offence.

Mostly his letters, where he discusses politics and religion a lot.

ah, that's pretty cool. well i can't disrespect a guy with an IQ high enough to create his own language lol.

Mine was just a Norm Macdonald bit on Conan O'Brien's show.

David Bentley Hart is also a big influence if you care to look him up.

[Italios]

Italios, it's a Norm Macdonald joke.

I was talking about saiwania, not UMN. also, am i tripping, but is this Napkiraly?? apologies in advance if i'm overstepping or if this is private.

[Napkizemlja]

Italios, it's a Norm Macdonald joke.

I was talking about saiwania, not UMN. also, am i tripping, but is this Napkiraly?? apologies in advance if i'm overstepping or if this is private.

Napkiraly?! Why I ought to...

Do I look like I'm that crackwhore?

[Napkizemlja]

This Napkiraly guy sounds like a real jerk! I say we find him and kill him.

[United Muscovite Nations]

This Napkiraly guy sounds like a real jerk! I say we find him and kill him.

He's alright, he's just under the Queensboro Bridge jerking off punks for $5 a man. And he was a better man than Stalin.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

This Napkiraly guy sounds like a real jerk! I say we find him and kill him.

I don't wish to be impolite by asking, but are you being sarcastic?

[Italios]

I was talking about saiwania, not UMN. also, am i tripping, but is this Napkiraly?? apologies in advance if i'm overstepping or if this is private.

Napkiraly?! Why I ought to...

Do I look like I'm that crackwhore?

i'm gonna take that as a yes haha... it's really good to see you, it's been a while.

but just in case, you fucking suck newbie get out of this thread