A Beer Thread?

[Inkopolitia]

Well, i'm a minor with extremely catholic parents that prevent me from drinking beer (Even though my stepdad loves that stuff). What does beer taste like? Does it taste like sparkling water?

[Bombadil]

Used to be every Summer school's out and a host of Nazis invaded NSG, now I notice the general proliferation of posters who can't contribute to a thread without spouting off on Islamic law.. frankly it's utterly irrelevant conversation.

Having one's opinion entirely defined by a religion isn't an opinion at all. Why comment in a thread about beer to tell us something everyone and their mother knows.

Anyway, back to beer..

Yep. It truly does seem like the evolution of NS summer is irrelevant Islam posts.

Back to beer, how much did you drink to notice effects to your weight? I drink fairly often an I don't notice a thing, though I am in my mid 20s.

Well I think you can probably drink more in your 20's because you're more active and your metabolism doesn't slow down, which it does from about 30 onwards.

By this I'm not encouraging those in their 20's to get their fill in quick before their metabolism slows..

EDIT: Actually I checked back on that claim..

Here's the good news: The rate at which your metabolism slows down is actually rather minimal. In reality, most weight gain that happens in midlife isn't the result of a slower metabolism at all.

Instead, it comes down to a simple but changeable truth: As we get older, we get less and less active.

Perhaps..

[Scomagia]

Yep. It truly does seem like the evolution of NS summer is irrelevant Islam posts.

Back to beer, how much did you drink to notice effects to your weight? I drink fairly often an I don't notice a thing, though I am in my mid 20s.

Well I think you can probably drink more in your 20's because you're more active and your metabolism doesn't slow down, which it does from about 30 onwards.

By this I'm not encouraging those in their 20's to get their fill in quick before their metabolism slows..

Well, beer is kinda my one extravagance, foodwise. Otherwise, carbohydrates are few and far between. That's probably a big factor.

I'll take your "not advice" and drink it up.

*Saw the edit. Makes a lot of sense.

[Kowani]

I’m a minor, so no beer. Plus, it tastes terrible.

Eh, you'll understand when you're older.

Perhaps.

[Scomagia]

Well, i'm a minor with extremely catholic parents that prevent me from drinking beer (Even though my stepdad loves that stuff). What does beer taste like? Does it taste like sparkling water?

That's good. Minors shouldn't drink.

Beer is hard to describe to someone who hasn't tasted it....hmmm.....have you had kombucha? It's somewhat similar. It's bitter, usually, though some are kinda sweet. There's a mouthfeel kind of thing, too, like some feel like drinking cream and others seem very dry.

[ECKU]

Beer and Al-Islam are relevant.

It's just boring when I know what you're going to say before you say it because you're an ideologue.

Anyway, beer. You don't drink it. Got anything else to add?

Yeah. It's a Haraam substance that can lead to addiction. It clouds one's judgement and makes one do things they wouldn't normally do. In Al-Islam prayer is not accepted from a Muslim for 40 days (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/132) and the punishment for drunkenness is 40 lashes (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/5). Whoever is addicted to drinking in this dunya (world) will not have any of it in Jannah (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/136 Heaven - yes, there's non-alcoholic beer/wine/etc in Jannah). Beer and all other forms of khamr (intoxicants) are signs of straying from Allah SWT and towards ShayTaan (Satan).

[Heloin]

Well, i'm a minor with extremely catholic parents that prevent me from drinking beer (Even though my stepdad loves that stuff). What does beer taste like? Does it taste like sparkling water?

Sort of like tea and bread. If that makes any sense.

It's just boring when I know what you're going to say before you say it because you're an ideologue.

Anyway, beer. You don't drink it. Got anything else to add?

Yeah. It's a Haraam substance that can lead to addiction. It clouds one's judgement and makes one do things they wouldn't normally do. In Al-Islam prayer is not accepted from a Muslim for 40 days (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/132) and the punishment for drunkenness is 40 lashes (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/5). Whoever is addicted to drinking in this dunya (world) will not have any of it in Jannah (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/136 Heaven - yes, there's non-alcoholic beer/wine/etc in Jannah). Beer and all other forms of khamr (intoxicants) are signs of straying from Allah SWT and towards ShayTaan (Satan).

If God didn't want me to drink he shouldn't have made it so good.

[ECKU]

Well, i'm a minor with extremely catholic parents that prevent me from drinking beer (Even though my stepdad loves that stuff). What does beer taste like? Does it taste like sparkling water?

Sort of like tea and bread. If that makes any sense.

Yeah. It's a Haraam substance that can lead to addiction. It clouds one's judgement and makes one do things they wouldn't normally do. In Al-Islam prayer is not accepted from a Muslim for 40 days (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/132) and the punishment for drunkenness is 40 lashes (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/5). Whoever is addicted to drinking in this dunya (world) will not have any of it in Jannah (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/136 Heaven - yes, there's non-alcoholic beer/wine/etc in Jannah). Beer and all other forms of khamr (intoxicants) are signs of straying from Allah SWT and towards ShayTaan (Satan).

If God didn't want me to drink he shouldn't have made it so good.

That's a bad reason to sin: https://legacy.quran.com/2/219
Just because something seems good doesn't mean that it's good for you.

[Aclion]

I prefer wine or rum... or mead... or sake.

Because it's a beer thread. What, I can't talk about beer in a beer thread unless it's only positive?

If you don't have an opinion what's the point.

[Scomagia]

It's just boring when I know what you're going to say before you say it because you're an ideologue.

Anyway, beer. You don't drink it. Got anything else to add?

Yeah. It's a Haraam substance that can lead to addiction. It clouds one's judgement and makes one do things they wouldn't normally do. In Al-Islam prayer is not accepted from a Muslim for 40 days (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/132) and the punishment for drunkenness is 40 lashes (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/5). Whoever is addicted to drinking in this dunya (world) will not have any of it in Jannah (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/136 Heaven - yes, there's non-alcoholic beer/wine/etc in Jannah). Beer and all other forms of khamr (intoxicants) are signs of straying from Allah SWT and towards ShayTaan (Satan).

Blah blah don't do it blah blah barbaric violence blah blah.

So that'll be all, yeah?

[Jean-Paul Sartre]

Sort of like tea and bread. If that makes any sense.


If God didn't want me to drink he shouldn't have made it so good.

That's a bad reason to sin: https://legacy.quran.com/2/219
Just because something seems good doesn't mean that it's good for you.

That book looks like something a nerd would read.

[ECKU]

I prefer wine or rum... or mead... or sake.

Because it's a beer thread. What, I can't talk about beer in a beer thread unless it's only positive?

If you don't have an opinion what's the point.

I go on NSG for more than opinions.

[Scomagia]

Sort of like tea and bread. If that makes any sense.


If God didn't want me to drink he shouldn't have made it so good.

That's a bad reason to sin: https://legacy.quran.com/2/219
Just because something seems good doesn't mean that it's good for you.

Just because a thread seems like it needs Islam drizzled all over it doesn't mean it needs Islam drizzled all over it.

[ECKU]

Yeah. It's a Haraam substance that can lead to addiction. It clouds one's judgement and makes one do things they wouldn't normally do. In Al-Islam prayer is not accepted from a Muslim for 40 days (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/132) and the punishment for drunkenness is 40 lashes (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/5). Whoever is addicted to drinking in this dunya (world) will not have any of it in Jannah (https://sunnah.com/nasai/51/136 Heaven - yes, there's non-alcoholic beer/wine/etc in Jannah). Beer and all other forms of khamr (intoxicants) are signs of straying from Allah SWT and towards ShayTaan (Satan).

Blah blah don't do it blah blah barbaric violence blah blah.

Sin is a blah to you? And I already described the force of lashing in Al-Islam. If I haven't do so for you, here it is: https://islamqa.info/en/answers/13233/d ... mmits-zina

So that'll be all, yeah?

Depends on questions people have and/or if I wanna stay/return.

[ECKU]

That's a bad reason to sin: https://legacy.quran.com/2/219
Just because something seems good doesn't mean that it's good for you.

That book looks like something a nerd would read.

Well then I hope to be the geekiest nerd there is.

[Jean-Paul Sartre]

Blah blah don't do it blah blah barbaric violence blah blah.

Sin is a blah to you? And I already described the force of lashing in Al-Islam. If I haven't do so for you, here it is: https://islamqa.info/en/answers/13233/d ... mmits-zina

So that'll be all, yeah?

Depends on questions people have or if I wanna stay/return.

Nobody cares if you think we’re sinners, correct.

[Scomagia]

I prefer wine or rum... or mead... or sake.

Because it's a beer thread. What, I can't talk about beer in a beer thread unless it's only positive?

If you don't have an opinion what's the point.

Sake is wonderful! I always over indulge a little when I drink sake! It's like water from God!

Is there no beer you like?

[ECKU]

Sin is a blah to you? And I already described the force of lashing in Al-Islam. If I haven't do so for you, here it is: https://islamqa.info/en/answers/13233/d ... mmits-zina

Depends on questions people have or if I wanna stay/return.

Nobody cares if you think we’re sinners, correct.

I didn't say anything about y'all being sinners.

[Scomagia]

Blah blah don't do it blah blah barbaric violence blah blah.

Sin is a blah to you? And I already described the force of lashing in Al-Islam. If I haven't do so for you, here it is: https://islamqa.info/en/answers/13233/d ... mmits-zina

So that'll be all, yeah?

Depends on questions people have and/or if I wanna stay/return.

That's right. I get the equivalent of the Peanuts parents' voices when I read your Islamic rantings.
"Wah wah wah wah".

We get it. You don't drink. Islam says no. Bye?

[Heloin]

I prefer wine or rum... or mead... or sake.

Rum is always great. Tastes good, goes with a lot, and makes you feel like a pirate

Sort of like tea and bread. If that makes any sense.


If God didn't want me to drink he shouldn't have made it so good.

That's a bad reason to sin: https://legacy.quran.com/2/219
Just because something seems good doesn't mean that it's good for you.

I'd rather drink.

[New Tetraland]

I don't really care much for the taste of beer, but it goes well with crackers and some sandwiches.

[Jean-Paul Sartre]

Nobody cares if you think we’re sinners, correct.

I didn't say anything about y'all being sinners.

Let’s set aside the semantics here. You always post about how sinful we are, and how glorious El-Islam is. You know what would make me more likely to not find your religion ridiculous, and make your pointless proselytizing in every thread more likely to work? Posting less often about this menial bullshit.

[Scomagia]

I don't really care much for the taste of beer, but it goes well with crackers and some sandwiches.

And burgers!

Man, if I was on death row that'd be my last meal. A tall, dark frothy beer, a big greasy hamburger, and some greasy fries (skin on). Delicious!

[New Tetraland]

I don't really care much for the taste of beer, but it goes well with crackers and some sandwiches.

And burgers!

Man, if I was on death row that'd be my last meal. A tall, dark frothy beer, a big greasy hamburger, and some greasy fries (skin on). Delicious!

YESH!!!

[ECKU]

I didn't say anything about y'all being sinners.

Let’s set aside the semantics here. You always post about how sinful we are, and how glorious El-Islam is. You know what would make me more likely to not find your religion ridiculous, and make your pointless proselytizing in every thread more likely to work? Posting less often about this menial bull*hit.

>"You always post about how sinful we are"
Prove it