Area 51 Storming May Be Countered With Force, Says US Air Fo

[Pax Nerdvana]

Remember the Death Star petition?

Kind of different. That was a petition. The government should pay attention to petitions, even satirical ones.

Did people actually petition the government to build a Death Star?

[Greater Germany]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Is that a joke?

[Jinjaristan]

However, she did issue a warning.

“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” McAndrews said. “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”

I knew they were going to force someone to address this eventually. Imma feel bad for those few brave memelords who actually show up when September comes.

I found the theme song for operation Storm Area 51 https://youtu.be/jVO8sUrs-Pw

[Scomagia]

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

You send out a joke message, but you can't control who hears it. There are definitely some people who'll show up.

And they'll be prompted spotted before they get anywhere near the installation.

[Inkopolitia]

Yeah I'm sure its just a troll group, considering they mentioned "Naruto Running"

The military will be powerless!

The military will not be capable of doing ANYTHING when the absolute CHADS start naruto running

[Scomagia]

Kind of different. That was a petition. The government should pay attention to petitions, even satirical ones.

Did people actually petition the government to build a Death Star?

Yes.

[Saiwania]

The base itself is at least 20+ miles away from the perimeter that is protecting it. As such, the military has plenty of time to intercept a group of people; no matter how large.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Idiots on the internet are surely a great threat to this country.

[Pacomia]

Also, they just wanna see them aliens. Leave them alone. Smh. I will probably go so I can see a cute Inkling girl as well

Inklings are not aliens, in fact they can be found in the Puget Sound in Washington state.

[Kowani]

Kind of different. That was a petition. The government should pay attention to petitions, even satirical ones.

Did people actually petition the government to build a Death Star?

And Obama responded.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

The truth is in there.

[Pax Nerdvana]

You send out a joke message, but you can't control who hears it. There are definitely some people who'll show up.

And they'll be prompted spotted before they get anywhere near the installation.

Yep.

Did people actually petition the government to build a Death Star?

Yes.

Why does that not surprise me?

[RiderSyl]

Anyone that actually tries to storm Area 51 probably should've been removed from the genepool anyway.

[Inkopolitia]

Also, they just wanna see them aliens. Leave them alone. Smh. I will probably go so I can see a cute Inkling girl as well

Inklings are not aliens, in fact they can be found in the Puget Sound in Washington state.

*Packs stuff* Time to go get my Inkling girls and Galactic triple fried Shwaffles

[Adad Civilization]

Personally, I am excited.

If anyone actually goes, it would be nice to see if anyone goes in and finds aliens and shit. If it's a massacre of 12 crazy people, well oof.

[Adad Civilization]

Inklings are not aliens, in fact they can be found in the Puget Sound in Washington state.

*Packs stuff* Time to go get my Inkling girls and Galactic triple fried Shwaffles

Washington is a cursed state. Inklings existing there is just propaganda

[Kannap]

After we divulge the secrets of Area 51, we'll divulge the secrets of Fort Knox.

[Adad Civilization]

After we divulge the secrets of Area 51, we'll divulge the secrets of Fort Knox.

We will find Max Barry's hair in Fort Knox

[Jinjaristan]

After we divulge the secrets of Area 51, we'll divulge the secrets of Fort Knox.

I beg to differ no Naruto run can dodge a good ole 120mm heat round from the barrel of a freedom wagon that is the Abrams

[Pax Nerdvana]

After we divulge the secrets of Area 51, we'll divulge the secrets of Fort Knox.

The School of Hard Knox?
Fort Knox is probably next.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

A mass drone flyover would be trickier.

[Khataiy]

The military will be powerless!

The military will not be capable of doing ANYTHING when the absolute CHADS start naruto running

The chad military will over power the virgin self-proclaimed chads bro

[Ifreann]

The military will be powerless!

The military will not be capable of doing ANYTHING when the absolute CHADS start naruto running

The virgin armed forces vs the Chad Facebook group.

[Khataiy]

Did people actually petition the government to build a Death Star?

And Obama responded.

His response was bit pathetic.

[Pacomia]

Inklings are not aliens, in fact they can be found in the Puget Sound in Washington state.

*Packs stuff* Time to go get my Inkling girls and Galactic triple fried Shwaffles

About that... They are very hostile. They've eaten the organs of 26 people since 1990, and also attacked Seattle in the 50s.