Area 51 Storming May Be Countered With Force, Says US Air Fo

[Farnhamia]

Anyone that actually tries to storm Area 51 probably should've been removed from the genepool anyway.

Five years you've been here and you're advocating death?

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[Farnhamia]

You know what if we sent all the anti-vaxxers there? Simple 4 step plan. Step 1: Pose as an Anti-vaxx who worked at Area 51 and say they keep a miracle oil there. Step 2: Start a Pyramid scheme supposedly selling some of this miracle oil that you got away with and have alts say its really good. Step 3: Say that you ran out and rally them together to get more miracle oil. Step 4: Watch the news and see the fireworks. Not only will there be lesss anti-vaxxers, but you might make a quick buck or 2 from that pyramid scheme.

Don't go around suggesting ways for people to get killed.

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[Jean-Paul Sartre]

Those ayys can’t stop me. I’m gonna fuckin storm it.

[Rojava Free State]

Those ayys can’t stop me. I’m gonna fuckin storm it.

I'll be running into area 51 with my tinfoil hat extra tight

[Risottia]

Those ayys can’t stop me. I’m gonna fuckin storm it.

Dear Professor Sartre,

we strongly advise you to use your radical freedom to refrain from such activity, which may put you into useless existential danger.
All the results of the latest alien autopsies will be presented to you at the next Super-Secret You-Know-What Club meeting, which will be held You-Know-When at You-Know-Where, exactly at local noon.

Kind regards from
You-Know-Who
junior vice-director at
You-Know-What,
Fomalhaut D

[Rojava Free State]

I have a carefully thought out plan to get into area 51 with ease everybody we actually can see the aliens

Step 1. Show up at area 51 at the break of day
Step 2. Set a portable speaker on the ground and whip out the trusty iphone
Step 3. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dU2Pbm9wtnw play this
step 4. Guards become extremely confused and begin having a mental breakdown
Step 5. Walk around them as their brains go error 404 and enter the base

[Bluelight-R006]

You can’t take this seriously. I doubt >400,000 people will actually storm Area 51. They just like to fool around, and think it’s a joke.

[Ifreann]

Those ayys can’t stop me. I’m gonna fuckin storm it.

Disregard troops. Free aliens.

[The South Falls]

Most'll be just trolls puffing their chests and be no-shows when the day arrives.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try only to be disappointed by the no-shows and go home.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and go on to get arrested or shot.

Some will be stupid enough to actually show up and try despite the no-shows and avoid getting arrested or shot only to come into contact with alien life and get infested before running back to society and spread the apocalypse.

This is how the world ends.

Getting shot is the least of our worries. What about the charging Kyles and anime folk running and naruto running into battle?

[Indian Empire]

Go figure. You should expect there would be resistance to it, really.

[Russoslava]

Hate to break it to you guys but the only thing that happens at Area 51 is testing for Top Secret Experimental Aircraft. They did the same thing at Loring Air Force Base. Where is the best place to test a Top Secret Aircraft? In the middle of nowhere because even if people see it no one will believe them. Trust me, they want you to think it's aliens, less explaining that way.

[Ifreann]

Hate to break it to you guys but the only thing that happens at Area 51 is testing for Top Secret Experimental Aircraft. They did the same thing at Loring Air Force Base. Where is the best place to test a Top Secret Aircraft? In the middle of nowhere because even if people see it no one will believe them. Trust me, they want you to think it's aliens, less explaining that way.

What's the best place to keep aliens? The place everyone thinks is a research facility for top secret aircraft.

[Highever]

Hate to break it to you guys but the only thing that happens at Area 51 is testing for Top Secret Experimental Aircraft. They did the same thing at Loring Air Force Base. Where is the best place to test a Top Secret Aircraft? In the middle of nowhere because even if people see it no one will believe them. Trust me, they want you to think it's aliens, less explaining that way.

I'm quite skeptical when it comes to the whole aliens visiting earth thing. But if even pieces of alien technology or something are anywhere, they would be there.

[BlazingAngel]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

Area 51 is in Nevada

[Gagium]

Hate to break it to you guys but the only thing that happens at Area 51 is testing for Top Secret Experimental Aircraft. They did the same thing at Loring Air Force Base. Where is the best place to test a Top Secret Aircraft? In the middle of nowhere because even if people see it no one will believe them. Trust me, they want you to think it's aliens, less explaining that way.

Let's see them Top Secret Experimental Aircraft*

[Rojava Free State]

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

Area 51 is in Nevada

They will go to the desert of Arizona to see them aliens

[Rojava Free State]

Hate to break it to you guys but the only thing that happens at Area 51 is testing for Top Secret Experimental Aircraft. They did the same thing at Loring Air Force Base. Where is the best place to test a Top Secret Aircraft? In the middle of nowhere because even if people see it no one will believe them. Trust me, they want you to think it's aliens, less explaining that way.

Let's see them Top Secret Experimental Aircraft*

They're actually working currently on top secret anti trump baby blimp weapons under direct orders from Washington

[Imperial-Octavia]

I hope we have live-streams of it. I will watch them with a bag of popcorn and a soda for when the fun begins.

[BlazingAngel]

Personally I hope they manage to storm it and do overwhelm the military with numbers.

The sooner governments learn that they're not above their own citizens and shouldn't keep secrets from them the better.

That I actually have to disagree. There are litterally reasons on why there are some things that the government hold secrets from the civilian population.

Keep in mind here that Area 51 is a classified military base. Do you know who also like to see the inside of Area 51? Foreign agents. Do you know where they like to blend into? Civilians.

If you manage to piece everything together, congraulations. You now know why government keep things a secret. There are some secrets that are not meant to be known.

[BlazingAngel]

Area 51 is in Nevada

They will go to the desert of Arizona to see them aliens

Go near the border. We have ton of detained aliens there.

[UniversalCommons]

They'll send all the Naruto runners to the 50th dimension.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Personally I hope they manage to storm it and do overwhelm the military with numbers.

The sooner governments learn that they're not above their own citizens and shouldn't keep secrets from them the better.

That I actually have to disagree. There are litterally reasons on why there are some things that the government hold secrets from the civilian population.

Keep in mind here that Area 51 is a classified military base. Do you know who also like to see the inside of Area 51? Foreign agents. Do you know where they like to blend into? Civilians.

If you manage to piece everything together, congraulations. You now know why government keep things a secret. There are some secrets that are not meant to be known.

Honestly Area 51 is probably where they test prototype military aircraft so it’s actually incredibly reasonable to guard it with force

[Nova Cyberia]

Well, security at Area 51 are authorized to use lethal force against trespassers so they certainly aren't wrong.

[Nova Cyberia]

They will go to the desert of Arizona to see them aliens

Go near the border. We have ton of detained aliens there.

/r/technicallythetruth

[Paddy O Fernature]

Go near the border. We have ton of detained aliens there.

/r/technicallythetruth

Like I said earlier, these are not aliens, just undocumented space migrants.