Area 51 Storming May Be Countered With Force, Says US Air Fo

[Khataiy]

Facebook-Driven Area 51 Storming May Be Countered With Force, Says US Air Force
https://deadline.com/2019/07/area-51-st ... 202646103/

Fun and games on Facebook may have serious consequences for the foolish. That was the message delivered by the US Air Force, who have responded to a Facebook’s group’s efforts to have 450,000 people storm a top secret military base.

Conspiracy theorists have always believed that Area 51 in Nevada holds information about extra-terrestrial activities on our planet, possibly including actual alien remains and aircraft. That belief spawned a Facebook group suggesting that a wave of humanity could overwhelm the defenses at the base and discover the truth.

More than 400,000 people have joined a Facebook event page calling for storming Area 51, with many more indicating interest. The proposed event is scheduled for Sept. 20.

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the event description reads. “If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”
Naruto Run refers to the unique running style of the protagonist Naruto Ozumaki in the Japanese anime series Naruto, where he is often depicted sprinting with his hands behind him to decrease wind resistance.
The Washington Post on Friday asked how officials will deal with anyone showing up for the event. Air Force spokeswoman Laura McAndrews declined to elaborate on specific details of the military’s plans.

However, she did issue a warning.

“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” McAndrews said. “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”

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Personally I think this is dumb, and the US has a right to defend its facility from this possible gathering for national secuirty interests, and that this is an unessicary risk to prove nothing other than the wrath of Military Police.

[Scomagia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

[Inkopolitia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

[Scomagia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

I'd love to see the looks on their faces when they start getting buzzed by helicopters before they even get within a mile of the base.

[Khataiy]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

It is a national secuirty risk and illegal to trespass on a military installation, the government needs to let people know violation of the law will be countered.

[Scomagia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

It is a national secuirty risk and illegal to trespass on a military installation, the government needs to let people know violation of the law will be countered.

People already know that. Don't be silly.

[Demorvian]

The only good thing that will come out of this, is all the memes.

[Estanglia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I mean, there are probably a couple of idiots who will end up on the news for Naruto running at Area 51 guards.

[Paddy O Fernature]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

We live in a world where people are copycatting the dumb fuck who licked the carton of ice cream and returned it to the freezer at a store. I think you seriously underestimate the amount of stupid people in the world today.

[Jinjaristan]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I love it when people make fun of the government who takes all threats to national security and military installations seriously whether or not there real.

[Pacomia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

It is a national secuirty risk and illegal to trespass on a military installation, the government needs to let people know violation of the law will be countered.

Yeah, but it's literally internet shit. Sure, there will likely be more than a thousand people who show up anyway, but like... does an internet thing really require action by the AIR FORCE?

[Scomagia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I mean, there are probably a couple of idiots who will end up on the news for Naruto running at Area 51 guards.

They won't even get within five miles of the perimeter let alone the base itself.

[Ifreann]

Can't wait to meet all the aliens.

[Gagium]

Let's see them aliens.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Anyone actually shows up at Area 51 for this raid, well... i wont shed any tears for them when the inevitable happens.

Let's see them aliens.

Can't wait to meet all the aliens.

Men just wana have big tiddy eldar gfs

[Paddy O Fernature]

Can't wait to meet all the aliens.

That's undocumented space migrant to you, ya big silly.

[Fascist Soyouso]

However, she did issue a warning.

“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” McAndrews said. “The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”

I knew they were going to force someone to address this eventually. Imma feel bad for those few brave memelords who actually show up when September comes.

[Aeritai]

Yeah I'm sure its just a troll group, considering they mentioned "Naruto Running"

[Scomagia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I love it when people make fun of the government who takes all threats to national security and military installations seriously whether or not there real.

Yawn. They already have intense security and a wide security cordon around the base. There's zero threat, here, and the statement was totally unneeded.

[Kowani]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Remember the Death Star petition?

[Pax Nerdvana]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

I'm willing to bet at least a dozen idiots enlightened individuals will actually go to the desert of AZ to see them aliens

You send out a joke message, but you can't control who hears it. There are definitely some people who'll show up.

[Inkopolitia]

Also, they just wanna see them aliens. Leave them alone. Smh. I will probably go so I can see a cute Inkling girl as well

[Scomagia]

I love when the government takes satirical internet shit seriously. Does anyone really think people would attempt this?

Remember the Death Star petition?

Kind of different. That was a petition. The government should pay attention to petitions, even satirical ones.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

just give us the aliens already.

[Ifreann]

Yeah I'm sure its just a troll group, considering they mentioned "Naruto Running"

The military will be powerless!