UK Politics Thread X: Boris' Big Bonkers Brexit Bash

[Cerinda]

I want to die.

Me everyday.

[The New California Republic]

I want to die.

Me everyday.

This got a bit dark.

[Salandriagado]

So when is the US going to be giving up literally all of its territory?

Never. Don’t care if you think I’m being hypocritical. Absolutism is a stupid ideology to follow

You're the only one advocating absolutism here.

[Thermodolia]

Never. Don’t care if you think I’m being hypocritical. Absolutism is a stupid ideology to follow

You're the only one advocating absolutism here.

No I’m not.

[Salandriagado]

You're the only one advocating absolutism here.

No I’m not.

So what would you call it, then? You're trying to force a major political change on a country thousands of miles away from you against the wishes of the local population, and the population of every country involved.

[Fartsniffage]

You're the only one advocating absolutism here.

No I’m not.

Yes you are. You invaded Poland.

[Thermodolia]

No I’m not.

Yes you are. You invaded Poland.

Am I Stalin now or something?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Me everyday.

This got a bit dark.

No light, only pitch dark.

This was a Party Political Broadcast for the Brexit Party.

[Thermodolia]

No I’m not.

So what would you call it, then? You're trying to force a major political change on a country thousands of miles away from you against the wishes of the local population, and the population of every country involved.

Imperialism, fucking over the UK, Liberation.

Absolutism is if I had said the UK should return NI and the US should go back to the borders after the 1783 Peace of Paris.

[Thermodolia]

This got a bit dark.

No light, only pitch dark.

This was a Party Political Broadcast for the Brexit Party.

I thought “Fuck the UK. Fuck everyone. And Fuck you ya dumb sucker for voting for us” was the standard broadcast for the Brexit Party

[Salandriagado]

So what would you call it, then? You're trying to force a major political change on a country thousands of miles away from you against the wishes of the local population, and the population of every country involved.

Imperialism, fucking over the UK, Liberation.

Absolutism is if I had said the UK should return NI and the US should go back to the borders after the 1783 Peace of Paris.

Words have meanings, and that isn't remotely what "absolutism" means.

Also, you might want to add "colonialism" to that list of yours.

[Thermodolia]

Imperialism, fucking over the UK, Liberation.

Absolutism is if I had said the UK should return NI and the US should go back to the borders after the 1783 Peace of Paris.

Words have meanings, and that isn't remotely what "absolutism" means.

In the sense that I was using it yes it does. Some words have more than one meaning ya know. Maybe you should crack open a dictionary sometime.

Nah colonialism doesn’t fit as the US isn’t colonizing anything

[The Free Joy State]

No light, only pitch dark.

This was a Party Political Broadcast for the Brexit Party.

I thought the Party Political Broadcast for the Brexit Party was just Nigel Farage pointing and guffawing for three consecutive minutes...

Did the cancel that idea?

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Sir Alan Duncan is pushing for an emergency debate tomorrow to see if the newly elected Conservative leader can actually command a majority. Boris may fall at the first hurdle.

[Thermodolia]

Sir Alan Duncan is pushing for an emergency debate tomorrow to see if the newly elected Conservative leader can actually command a majority. Boris may fall at the first hurdle.

So if that happens will we have a general election on our hands?

[The Blaatschapen]

Words have meanings, and that isn't remotely what "absolutism" means.

In the sense that I was using it yes it does. Some words have more than one meaning ya know. Maybe you should crack open a dictionary sometime.

Nah colonialism doesn’t fit as the US isn’t colonizing anything

The US has colonized quite a few states of itself?

[Thermodolia]

In the sense that I was using it yes it does. Some words have more than one meaning ya know. Maybe you should crack open a dictionary sometime.

Nah colonialism doesn’t fit as the US isn’t colonizing anything

The US has colonized quite a few states of itself?

Fuck if I know. Besides I’m not against colonialism at least when the US and France are do it

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Shame, it seems the Speaker has denied Duncan his motion.

[The Blaatschapen]

The US has colonized quite a few states of itself?

Fuck if I know. Besides I’m not against colonialism at least when the US and France are do it

Nah. Fuck French colonialism.

Co-responsible for the mess in the middle east.

[The Free Joy State]

Shame, it seems the Speaker has denied Duncan his motion.

Damn. As of two minutes ago, he may still push for an emergency confidence vote tomorrow, after the new PM is announced.

[Esheaun Stroakuss]

Ha ha ha

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Shame, it seems the Speaker has denied Duncan his motion.

Damn. As of two minutes ago, he may still push for an emergency confidence vote tomorrow, after the new PM is announced.

Tomorrow will be an interesting day, as the Houses of Parliament go on summer break on Thursday and doesn't come back until 3rd of September. So to get Boris out, the sooner they act the better.

[Ifreann]

Damn. As of two minutes ago, he may still push for an emergency confidence vote tomorrow, after the new PM is announced.

Tomorrow will be an interesting day, as the Houses of Parliament go on summer break on Thursday and doesn't come back until 3rd of September. So to get Boris out, the sooner they act the better.

Taking a summer break sounds like a terrible idea, which makes me confident that it will happen.

[Thermodolia]

Damn. As of two minutes ago, he may still push for an emergency confidence vote tomorrow, after the new PM is announced.

Tomorrow will be an interesting day, as the Houses of Parliament go on summer break on Thursday and doesn't come back until 3rd of September. So to get Boris out, the sooner they act the better.

If Boris loses the vote does that make him the shortest PM?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Tomorrow will be an interesting day, as the Houses of Parliament go on summer break on Thursday and doesn't come back until 3rd of September. So to get Boris out, the sooner they act the better.

Taking a summer break sounds like a terrible idea, which makes me confident that it will happen.

They should substitute the summer break for a beach episode. Looks like complete filler, but in scene four the shaved ice salesman solves the Irish border.