UK Politics Thread X: Boris' Big Bonkers Brexit Bash

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Brexit deal 'essentially impossible' after Johnson and Merkel talk on the phone.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49970267

So possibly we get an extension, Johnson resigns, we have a general election and the saga continues; or we get chucked out of the EU with bad feeling on both sides and suffer a great deal of economic pain as a consequence.

So yeah we're ejecting with no deal because Johnson's not actually going to extend.

I think Johnson resigning is the more likely outcome. As DI says, he has boxed himself in.

[Phoenicaea]

^i would take a delay, and meanwhile johnson can stay. why it can t be seen.

[Alvecia]

Brexit deal 'essentially impossible' after Johnson and Merkel talk on the phone.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49970267

So possibly we get an extension, Johnson resigns, we have a general election and the saga continues; or we get chucked out of the EU with bad feeling on both sides and suffer a great deal of economic pain as a consequence.

Big oof on that Tusk tweet

[Duhon]

Brexit deal 'essentially impossible' after Johnson and Merkel talk on the phone.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49970267

So possibly we get an extension, Johnson resigns, we have a general election and the saga continues; or we get chucked out of the EU with bad feeling on both sides and suffer a great deal of economic pain as a consequence.

So yeah we're ejecting with no deal because Johnson's not actually going to extend.

that was the plan from the beginning
get out of town as soon as the proceeds are gathered
king louie and duke of bilgewater style

[Vassenor]

@BorisJohnson, what’s at stake is not winning some stupid blame game. At stake is the future of Europe and the UK as well as the security and interests of our people. You don’t want a deal, you don’t want an extension, you don’t want to revoke, quo vadis?

So we're into Tusk calling Boris' bluff?

[Thermodolia]

So yeah we're ejecting with no deal because Johnson's not actually going to extend.

I think Johnson resigning is the more likely outcome. As DI says, he has boxed himself in.

Ya I think BoJo will resign, a general election will be called, and Labour and Libdems come to power

[Ifreann]

@BorisJohnson, what’s at stake is not winning some stupid blame game. At stake is the future of Europe and the UK as well as the security and interests of our people. You don’t want a deal, you don’t want an extension, you don’t want to revoke, quo vadis?

So we're into Tusk calling Boris' bluff?

Boris currently tearing through his Classics books looking for a suitable comeback to "quo vadis?"

[Loben The 2nd]

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson calls upon Extinction Rebellion protestors to stop blocking the streets of London

Well if there was ever a way to make sure they don't stop....

Mass arrests, and scrub the streets clean when they’re gone.

[Vassenor]

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson calls upon Extinction Rebellion protestors to stop blocking the streets of London

Well if there was ever a way to make sure they don't stop....

Mass arrests, and scrub the streets clean when they’re gone.

Why do you hate free speech?

[Loben The 2nd]

Mass arrests, and scrub the streets clean when they’re gone.

Why do you hate free speech?

Is it really free speech though?

[Vassenor]

Why do you hate free speech?

Is it really free speech though?

So what makes it not free speech?

[Loben The 2nd]

Is it really free speech though?

So what makes it not free speech?

Let’s start with the type of people that are blocking the roads.

[Ifreann]

So what makes it not free speech?

Let’s start with the type of people that are blocking the roads.

Oh noes, not the roads.

[Loben The 2nd]

Let’s start with the type of people that are blocking the roads.

Oh noes, not the roads.

Thus making people late for work.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Get the Challenger 2s and the Warriors for them, its a fucking disgrace what they are doing.

edit 17:34: no i am not serious

[Ifreann]

Oh noes, not the roads.

Thus making people late for work.

Horrifying. Truly horrifying.

[Loben The 2nd]

Get the Challenger 2s and the Warriors for them, its a fucking disgrace what they are doing.

Now you’re thinking 20th century China.

[Loben The 2nd]

Thus making people late for work.

Horrifying. Truly horrifying.

Sarcasm doesn’t suit you, might set you further back in life.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Get the Challenger 2s and the Warriors for them, its a fucking disgrace what they are doing.

I actually got reported for this.

here let me fix it for you:

/S

[Alvecia]

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson calls upon Extinction Rebellion protestors to stop blocking the streets of London

Well if there was ever a way to make sure they don't stop....

Mass arrests, and scrub the streets clean when they’re gone.

There aren't enough jail cells in London.

[Alvecia]

Pictured: London Metropolitan officer attempts to deal with protest arrests

[Proctopeo]

Mass arrests, and scrub the streets clean when they’re gone.

There aren't enough jail cells in London.

Just convert London into a big jail cell, half the work is already done anyway.

[The Huskar Social Union]

There aren't enough jail cells in London.

Just convert London into a big jail cell, half the work is already done anyway.

Got the cameras, just fling up some more gates and bars.

[Loben The 2nd]

Just convert London into a big jail cell, half the work is already done anyway.

Got the cameras, just fling up some more gates and bars.

Hell even have the paranoid population.

[Ifreann]

Horrifying. Truly horrifying.

Sarcasm doesn’t suit you, might set you further back in life.

That's even worse than the roads being blocked!