UK Politics Thread X: Boris' Big Bonkers Brexit Bash

[Vassenor]

Also seems we're going cap in hand to the EU for help with the Tankers thing because the US won't lift a finger.

Remember how we were meant to be strong and stable enough to not need Europe's help with anything?

Right. I forgot that phase five of Brexit was the disintegration of Europe.

I'm not following your point.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Also seems we're going cap in hand to the EU for help with the Tankers thing because the US won't lift a finger.

Remember how we were meant to be strong and stable enough to not need Europe's help with anything?

Yes I too remember that day when the Brexiteers stood up and said "let's have no partnerships and no allies, we can take everyone out ourselves on our own, also let's invade France and artillery-fire opium at the Chinese again, pip pip Rule Britannia".

How foolish they look now. You got em, well done.

[Cerinda]

Also seems we're going cap in hand to the EU for help with the Tankers thing because the US won't lift a finger.

Remember how we were meant to be strong and stable enough to not need Europe's help with anything?

Yes I too remember that day when the Brexiteers stood up and said "let's have no partnerships and no allies, we can take everyone out ourselves on our own, also let's invade France and artillery-fire opium at the Chinese again, pip pip Rule Britannia".

How foolish they look now. You got em, well done.

To be fair I think some Brexiteers would actually want that.

[Kowani]

Yes I too remember that day when the Brexiteers stood up and said "let's have no partnerships and no allies, we can take everyone out ourselves on our own, also let's invade France and artillery-fire opium at the Chinese again, pip pip Rule Britannia".

How foolish they look now. You got em, well done.

To be fair I think some Brexiteers would actually want that.

The Empire does seem to be a consistent talking point...

[Dooom35796821595]

Yes I too remember that day when the Brexiteers stood up and said "let's have no partnerships and no allies, we can take everyone out ourselves on our own, also let's invade France and artillery-fire opium at the Chinese again, pip pip Rule Britannia".

How foolish they look now. You got em, well done.

To be fair I think some Brexiteers would actually want that.

And some remainers wanted to be vassals of a European superstate, each side had their nutters.

[Galloism]

To be fair I think some Brexiteers would actually want that.

And some remainers wanted to be vassals of a European superstate, each side had their nutters.

If you want to be vassals of a superstate, I know a former colony that could give you the freedom of service.

[Bonenburg]

I think i have my plan. I want to visit York, Manchester and Liverpool. Is Leeds worth visiting?

[Cerinda]

To be fair I think some Brexiteers would actually want that.

And some remainers wanted to be vassals of a European superstate, each side had their nutters.

Oh I absloutely agree. I actually support Brexit but not the kind Farage and the tories would have.

[Kowani]

To be fair I think some Brexiteers would actually want that.

And some remainers wanted to be vassals of a European superstate, each side had their nutters.

I would not be opposed. But that’s just for my own country, because our current governmental fuckery is…well, fuckery. For Britain…hmm. I don’t know.

[Dumb Ideologies]

And some remainers wanted to be vassals of a European superstate, each side had their nutters.

If you want to be vassals of a superstate, I know a former colony that could give you the freedom of service.

Very generous.

[The Archregimancy]

I think i have my plan. I want to visit York, Manchester and Liverpool. Is Leeds worth visiting?

We're all very friendly here, and no doubt happy to help occasionally; but please stop derailing the thread by asking for travel advice. I suggest that you ask people to TG you with advice rather than clogging up the thread any further.

[The New California Republic]

I think i have my plan. I want to visit York, Manchester and Liverpool. Is Leeds worth visiting?

We're all very friendly here, and no doubt happy to help occasionally; but please stop derailing the thread by asking for travel advice. I suggest that you ask people to TG you with advice rather than clogging up the thread any further.

It'd be nice if there were a holiday/vacation megathread where things like that could be discussed.

[Duhon]

So I hear you guys are bracing for another record-breaking heat wave... yet again.

How are you guys? Has Boris become King yet?

[Fartsniffage]

So I hear you guys are bracing for another record-breaking heat wave... yet again.

How are you guys? Has Boris become King yet?

The winner is to be announced at 11:47 BST.

[Tybra]

So I hear you guys are bracing for another record-breaking heat wave... yet again.

How are you guys? Has Boris become King yet?

Personally i'm all giddy and excited because i can't wait for the mind bending excuses his supporters are going to give when he goes to Brussels and asks for another extension.

[Painisia]

I must say that British politics has turned into a carnival-like fever dream. There are no boundaries for lunacy. No boundaries for melodrama. No boundaries for crisis. If Boris Johnson gets the key to Downing Street 10, I am going to be quite worried over how he will handle his nation's descendent into further division (The Left will become much more persistent and aggressive towards the Right as a result of Boris's unscrupulousness) and a potential economic recession.

But on thing that the UK needs to be happy over, is that now they are not alone. The US is at the same level as them! Just much more infantilized.

[The New California Republic]

So I hear you guys are bracing for another record-breaking heat wave... yet again.

How are you guys? Has Boris become King yet?

The winner is to be announced at 11:47 BST.

It's terrible, like waiting for the Sword of Damocles to fall.

[Duhon]

I must say that British politics has turned into a carnival-like fever dream. There are no boundaries for lunacy. No boundaries for melodrama.

> after Brexit, Duterte, and Trump
me, circa December 2016

[Duhon]

The winner is to be announced at 11:47 BST.

It's terrible, like waiting for the Sword of Damocles to fall.

Pffft, so out of date. Why invoke the Latins when you can always invoke the Outer Gods?

[Shamhnan Insir]

Watching the live updates on BBC from the bar in Glasgow airport. One pint in already and the announcement isn't for a wee while yet.
Already had two discussions with fellow patrons about what this means and independence MK2. Did manage to convince them that Indy 2.0 is silly, especially at the current time.

[Duhon]

It's terrible, like waiting for the Sword of Damocles to fall.

Pffft, so out of date. Why invoke the Latins when you can always invoke the Outer Gods?

Or even better: why invoke anyone? You could've simply turned back from the abyss, Britain. Revoked Article 50, and boom. But noooooo, you wanted complete ruin.

[Nakena]

Pffft, so out of date. Why invoke the Latins when you can always invoke the Outer Gods?

Or even better: why invoke anyone? You could've simply turned back from the abyss, Britain. Revoked Article 50, and boom. But noooooo, you wanted complete ruin.

HARD BREXIT. EXTRA DURO.

Also BoJo got over 700k pound in donations by financially powerful Brexit backers.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Bozo wins.

[The New California Republic]

BoJo won.

[Cerinda]

Well that's it, Boris is prime minister now. I hope everyone who voted for him is happy now, we're fucked as a country.