UK Politics Thread X: Boris' Big Bonkers Brexit Bash

[Vassenor]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-rebels-welcome-plan-jeremy-18944727

I guess we can call this Corbyn's Coup,it has a nice ring to it.

Jeremy Corbyn getting into number 10 without a general election and with the support of a Tory MP is about as game of thrones a plottwist as reality could possibly get.

BoJo for Joffrey confirmed?

[Cerinda]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tory-rebels-welcome-plan-jeremy-18944727

I guess we can call this Corbyn's Coup,it has a nice ring to it.

Jeremy Corbyn getting into number 10 without a general election and with the support of a Tory MP is about as game of thrones a plottwist as reality could possibly get.

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

[Vassenor]

Jeremy Corbyn getting into number 10 without a general election and with the support of a Tory MP is about as game of thrones a plottwist as reality could possibly get.

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

Where are we going to find the dragons?

[The Blaatschapen]

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

Where are we going to find the dragons?

Another thing the British will not have access to after they leave the EU

[Cerinda]

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

Where are we going to find the dragons?

Don't you know all the Tory cuts are actually going to the funding of a secret government project to create dragons?

[Arcadian Union]

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

Where are we going to find the dragons?

You guys can just get them from Wales obviously.

[Nakena]

Where are we going to find the dragons?

Don't you know all the Tory cuts are actually going to the funding of a secret government project to create dragons?

I'd unironically support this.

[Chan Island]

Jeremy Corbyn getting into number 10 without a general election and with the support of a Tory MP is about as game of thrones a plottwist as reality could possibly get.

BoJo for Joffrey confirmed?

....

It makes a lot of sense.

Jeremy Corbyn getting into number 10 without a general election and with the support of a Tory MP is about as game of thrones a plottwist as reality could possibly get.

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

Or Saint Paul's Cathedral being blown up by BoJo's mother.

We can only hope it doesn't end with the capital being burned down.

Where are we going to find the dragons?

Maybe we could use the Brexit dragon. An iguana with a match taped onto it's back.

[Chan Island]

Where are we going to find the dragons?

You guys can just get them from Wales obviously.

Wales already sent the Stop Brexit Man to breathe at Parliament. We'll need something more next time.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

[The Huskar Social Union]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

Hope the cunt rots.

[Cerinda]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

Debateable, I'd argue our gun laws are far too strict.

[Greater Loegria]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

Utterly horrendous. RIP.

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

Debateable, I'd argue our gun laws are far too strict.

Oh, piffle.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

Utterly horrendous. RIP.

I'm just imagining GL shoving a protesting Bulgarian into a coffin right now.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

I will never understand the American's fetish with the imagined "right" to gun other people down in broad daylight.

[Greater Loegria]

Debateable, I'd argue our gun laws are far too strict.

Oh, piffle.

Utterly horrendous. RIP.

I'm just imagining GL shoving a protesting Bulgarian into a coffin right now.

It’s not quite cricket that is it? When have I ever advocated for violence against migrants?

[Platypus Bureaucracy]

Oh, piffle.

I'm just imagining GL shoving a protesting Bulgarian into a coffin right now.

It’s not quite cricket that is it? When have I ever advocated for violence against migrants?

lol

[Philjia]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-49369683

Another of those far right terrorist sacks of shit, that makes me glad we have sensible gun control laws.

Debateable, I'd argue our gun laws are far too strict.

You'd be surprised as to how liberal they actually are.

[Greater Loegria]

It’s not quite cricket that is it? When have I ever advocated for violence against migrants?

lol

I’m going to take that as a ‘I have no such evidence but it was a funny jibe at one of our resident bigots anyway’.

[Ifreann]

Oh, piffle.

I'm just imagining GL shoving a protesting Bulgarian into a coffin right now.

It’s not quite cricket that is it? When have I ever advocated for violence against migrants?

The Bulgarian victim isn't dead.

[Greater Loegria]

It’s not quite cricket that is it? When have I ever advocated for violence against migrants?

The Bulgarian victim isn't dead.

Oh. Thought he was. Ah well, good to hear he’s still with us.

[Hirota]

lol

I’m going to take that as a ‘I have no such evidence but it was a funny jibe at one of our resident bigots anyway’.

Who needs facts when you can just invent them in your head, rattle them around pretending that skull of yours is some sort of magical psychic 8-ball and pretend they are "facts" in some pathetic attempt to score some internet points, right Platy old bean?

[Ifreann]

I’m going to take that as a ‘I have no such evidence but it was a funny jibe at one of our resident bigots anyway’.

Who needs facts when you can just invent them in your head, rattle them around in that skull of yours and magically pretend they are facts in some pathetic attempt to score some internet points, right Platy old bean?

The joke is that GL said "RIP" when the victim is still alive.

But who needs facts when you can just invent them, etc.

[Hirota]

Who needs facts when you can just invent them in your head, rattle them around in that skull of yours and magically pretend they are facts in some pathetic attempt to score some internet points, right Platy old bean?

The joke is that GL said "RIP" when the victim is still alive.

But who needs facts when you can just invent them, etc.

<shrugs> GL was wrong, you corrected them, GL was happy to be wrong, and Plat tried to invent some bullshit.

And what a thoroughly obnoxious shit this Vincent Fuller fellow is. I'm amazed it took 5 months to get all this settled.

[Hurdergaryp]

But who needs facts when you can just invent them, etc.

What are facts, even? What is their purpose? The greatest gift bestowed upon us is the power of imagination. Let us think the impossible and make it become reality.