If you could date any celebrity...? (Celebrity Crush Thread)

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

That qualifier is only ever used by people who actually like dudes and are repressing it.

My incognito serches beg to differ

Atheist ASS BLASTED OWNED HOPELESSY BAMBOOZLED AND LEFT TO STARVE IN THEIR OWN GULAG.

There's no need for a comeback, as there was no insult in the first place.

O yes there was, you never qwestion the sexuality of a Southern Gent or Lady. It brings dishonor to be even Believed Gay.

Can I quote you to destroy homosexual yanks with big facts?

[The Two Jerseys]

What was that old line, "There isn't a red-blooded American male who wouldn't marry Myrna Loy"?

I am reminded of how old you people are.

The really disturbing part is that I'm only 30...

[Kowani]

I am reminded of how old you people are.

The really disturbing part is that I'm only 30...

…You’re almost twice my age.

[New haven america]

Congrats on being #69, lol

This is the most NS Summer post I've seen so far this summer.

Really?

TBH, Summer seems kinda weak this year, some new Nazis here and there, some adspam for pills or viruses... Weaklings.

[New haven america]

I am reminded of how old you people are.

The really disturbing part is that I'm only 30...

You're a decade older than me!

[Kowani]

This is the most NS Summer post I've seen so far this summer.

Really?

TBH, Summer seems kinda weak this year, some new Nazis here and there, some adspam for pills or viruses... Weaklings.

The Feminist thread was reopened. That cancels it all out.

[Cekoviu]

This is the most NS Summer post I've seen so far this summer.

Really?

TBH, Summer seems kinda weak this year, some new Nazis here and there, some adspam for pills or viruses... Weaklings.

Unless I'm forgetting something, I think it is.
Yeah, I feel like it was worse last year.

[Pasong Tirad]

Oh yes Aubrey Plaza. She can step on my neck.

Oh my.

I'm not being metaphorical. I want her to step on my neck and kill me. I wouldn't even be mad.

[Kowani]

Oh my.

I'm not being metaphorical. I want her to step on my neck and kill me. I wouldn't even be mad.

Kinky.

[Cekoviu]

Oh my.

I'm not being metaphorical. I want her to step on my neck and kill me. I wouldn't even be mad.

That is... very intense.

[Durzan]

Well... there have been some... interesting answers so far.

[New haven america]

Well... there have been some... interesting answers so far.

Does Max Barry count as a celebrity, or just a God?

Cause if it's the former, I've love to polish his head and make it brighter than the Sun everyday. The head on his shoulders, you dirty minded fiends. >_>

[Christian Confederation]

My incognito serches beg to differ

Atheist ASS BLASTED OWNED HOPELESSY BAMBOOZLED AND LEFT TO STARVE IN THEIR OWN GULAG.

O yes there was, you never qwestion the sexuality of a Southern Gent or Lady. It brings dishonor to be even Believed Gay.

Can I quote you to destroy homosexual yanks with big facts?

I don't see why not, how have you been doing? It's been a while.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

Rachel Weisz
Amanda Seyfried
Scarlett Johansson

-edit-
Forgot those of the past.

Myrna Loy
Audrey for sure.
Hedy Lamarr

Count me in on the myrna loy fan club.

Ingrid Bergman, Jean harlow,

If I can have only three.

Going a little more modern, I was hot for morticia Adam's (carylon jones) before I knew what being hot for someone meant.


And since I am thinking of dad, his freebee was Elizabeth taylor.

Pretty much my list of old movie stars, though I would add Lilian Bond

[Vallermoore]

Taylor Swift.

[Dylar]

Helen Hunt. I've had a crush on her ever since I first watched Twister.

[Grenartia]

I can't say I really have celebrity crushes. Like, there's definitely ones I find attractive, but I'm too conscious and aware of parasociality to actually have celebrity crushes.

[Grenartia]

O yes there was, you never qwestion the sexuality of a Southern Gent or Lady. It brings dishonor to be even Believed Gay.

If one is so insecure about their sexuality as to be offended by the mere insinuation that they could possibly be attracted to an extra gender, they should perhaps reevaluate their priorities.

Underrated advice right here.

[Thepeopl]

What was that old line, "There isn't a red-blooded American male who wouldn't marry Myrna Loy"?

I am reminded of how old you people are.

We might just happen to watch a lot of old movies/ music.

[Cannot think of a name]

I assume this is like kiss, marry, bang so.

Marry- Gal Gadot. She's hot, Judao Christian, a bad azz military woman, and my type.

Date/ Kiss- Melissa Benoist. She's hot, Christian, my type.

Bang- Scarlett Johansson. Hot, my type, but is a feminist

Crap i forgot Natalie Portman, (Whoever plays Peggy Carter), Selena Gomez, Milly Cyrus, Talor Swift, Actress who played MJ in the Rainey Spiderman Trilogy.

Hailey Atwell and oh my yes. I may have watched her say "Do as Peggy says" more often than is healthy.

[The New California Republic]

But if I liked dudes.
Tom holand or Chris Pratt

O yes there was, you never qwestion the sexuality of a Southern Gent or Lady. It brings dishonor to be even Believed Gay.

You: *lists some very specific men without being asked about it*
Also you: "Don't think that I'm gay! Don't question my sexuality!"

[Dumb Ideologies]

Like a memory palace lacking slinkys on its stairs, nobody's immediately springing into my thoughts.

[Based Groyper]

Well my first instinct was Lena Dunham but as we've been advised to focus on personality rather than looks alone I'd have to settle for an anime girl or Taylor Swift.

[Petrolheadia]

I would say Keith Moon, but I am not homosexual and he is dead.

[Ifreann]

The Queen.

Mostly just to flex on Britain.