For A Television?

[The New California Republic]

I was hoping that he'd offer me gay porn to watch. It'd be a colossal hint.

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

That's fine. Since I assume this scenario is in America there will be plenty of prison gay going on instead.

[Necroghastia]

I was hoping that he'd offer me gay porn to watch. It'd be a colossal hint.

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

Aren't there a shitton of sex scenes in GoT though?

[Infected Mushroom]

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

Isn't there a shitton of sex scenes in GoT though?

There are some

To advance plot elements and demonstrate character motivations though

Not as an end in themselves

[El-Amin Caliphate]

False. There's a bunch other things in life that offer more personal impact than a TV show.

That could be true but most of these things couldn’t be framed by Cowl as a benefit. They would come across as an imposition.

So then he's just that annoying TV who's trying to get us to watch something we aren't interested in or don't like watching. That's pretty much the only. reason why he's doing this.

What do you suggest he offer that can be both transformative yet be framed as a benefit?

Not a TV show for starters.

[Necroghastia]

Wait a second.

IM is using GoT because it, apparently, promotes honor and valor. Leaving aside the question of whether that's actually true, is the guy seriously trying to teach me about honor by stabbing my teammate in the back?

[Hamstan]

Obviously, the only correct answer is option one. This Mr. Antagonist has refused to follow my obviously good advise and seems to be only winning because of my machines. I'm surprised I didn't ditch this guy already. So yeah, I'll take the privileges. In fact, I'll probably join the good guys once this whole thing is done. I'm most likely only doing this for money anyway.

However, I must object to the GoT episodes, I don't like that show. I'll take all Top Gear and The Grand Tour episodes plus a few movies.

[The Alma Mater]

I was hoping that he'd offer me gay porn to watch. It'd be a colossal hint.

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

Why ? Is Captain Cowl homophobic ? Are we certain he is the GOOD guy ?

[Infected Mushroom]

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

Why ? Is Captain Cowl homophobic ? Are we certain he is the GOOD guy ?

The issue is usually avoided in these cartoons but if it comes up, he’s written to be somewhat (moderately)

[Andsed]

I was hoping that he'd offer me gay porn to watch. It'd be a colossal hint.

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

Why because it shows sex? Because game of thrones shows sex on like a regular basis. Including lovely stuff such as incest. Or is he just homophobic?

[The Alma Mater]

Why ? Is Captain Cowl homophobic ? Are we certain he is the GOOD guy ?

The issue is usually avoided in these cartoons but if it comes up, he’s written to be somewhat (moderately)

I see. So he is a hero similar to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wikl6tJEPh0

And perhaps overthrowing him is good (TM).

[Infected Mushroom]

Captain Cowl would consider such subject matter inappropriate for incarceration

Why because it shows sex? Because game of thrones shows sex on like a regular basis. Including lovely stuff such as incest. Or is he just homophobic?

In my head cannon he’s written as a moderate Republican from the south

[New haven america]

Not like GoT is any better. Lots of intrigue and backstabbing in that show.

Also, boobs

Captain Cowl only offered game of thrones in part because he hoped that you would adopt the values of Honour, Valor, and Loyalty. After all, the finale does in its own way reaffirm the importance of using power benevolently.

Well, thanks for showing that you don't understand what GoT is about.

[Kowani]

Why because it shows sex? Because game of thrones shows sex on like a regular basis. Including lovely stuff such as incest. Or is he just homophobic?

In my head cannon he’s written as a moderate Republican from the south

…Those words do not go together.

[Infected Mushroom]

In my head cannon he’s written as a moderate Republican from the south

…Those words do not go together.

In the sense that Captain Cowl takes mostly Republican positions on most issues but has a few Democratic positions here and there

[The Chuck]

Also... am I able to trade the TV in for the equivalent value in Ramen instant noodles? Ramen is essentially the new currency of most US prisons (overtaking cigarettes) and I might as well live comfortably.

[Kowani]

…Those words do not go together.

In the sense that Captain Cowl takes mostly Republican positions on most issues but has a few Democratic positions here and there

In the South? Not happening.

[Ifreann]

This is a children's cartoon and IM's rip-off of Batman is a conservative Christian.

But the bribe on offer is a DVD boxset of the Tits and Dragons show.

[Infected Mushroom]

This is a children's cartoon and IM's rip-off of Batman is a conservative Christian.

But the bribe on offer is a DVD boxset of the Tits and Dragons show.

On the whole, yes

[Ifreann]

This is a children's cartoon and IM's rip-off of Batman is a conservative Christian.

But the bribe on offer is a DVD boxset of the Tits and Dragons show.

On the whole, yes

That's stupid.

[The Free Joy State]

On the whole, yes

That's stupid.

Mind you, when you consider how many highly conservative Christian preachers have been charged for various acts of sexual impropriety, it's not that big a stretch that Bible Batman's favourite show would be one filled with violence and sex.

[Hammer Britannia]

That's stupid.

Mind you, when you consider how many highly conservative Christian preachers have been charged for various acts of sexual impropriety, it's not that big a stretch that Bible Batman's favourite show would be one filled with violence and sex.

Then again, that's private life. He still has to keep up images in the public

[The Emerald Legion]

I accept on the condition that he sets up the TV right here and now.

Then I flip to one of the many scenes of violent bloody murder in the show and cause our Saturday morning cartoon to get cancelled, thus single handedly ending the universe.