Meatless burgers are Satan's work

[Aureumterra]

Why is this even a topic of debate? Don’t want to eat meatless burgers? Don’t eat them

[Minimark]

*begins setting fire to soy fields*

As for the Bible people... various religious in the Bible ate meat. Also you are not supposed to live by the Bible in the literal sense but in its true meaning (I.e. woman can speak in church)

[Eitoan]

That's just crazy talk!

[Ifreann]

Well one of those is an entire animal. An animal that has to be raised from birth. Fed, watered, given exercise, protected from disease. Possibly bred with other animals and helped through birthing the next generation. And finally slaughtered humanely. Whereas the other is just a vat of meat.

Incidentally my nickname for my cat.

A furry vat of meat, presumably.

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Well one of those is an entire animal. An animal that has to be raised from birth. Fed, watered, given exercise, protected from disease. Possibly bred with other animals and helped through birthing the next generation. And finally slaughtered humanely. Whereas the other is just a vat of meat.

I had started writing a similar response but then I was like 'I just can't be bothered'.. I kind of assumed someone else would take on the mantle.

Still, food is such a weird thing, people will cry out at, say, eating puppies while chowing down on their hamburger, taste is honestly among the most acquired preference, or thinking there's no practical difference between livestock over vat grown meat while decrying genetics and abortion but happily buying food built on misery.

I've a friend on a diet I can't remember the name of but has a K in it that apparently means you just eat the fattiest meat available. I had to sit through a dinner listening to him talking to all these benefits and just..

The human relationship to food is bizarre.

We're all a bunch of weirdos, yeah.

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Why is this even a topic of debate? Don’t want to eat meatless burgers? Don’t eat them

But they're the tool of the Devil. Luciferians are changing human DNA to turn us into soulless creature that can't be born again.

[Latin Islands]

Why is this even a topic of debate? Don’t want to eat meatless burgers? Don’t eat them

Maybe because the devil, er, the future holds the possibility that vat meat becomes the standard for eating.

[Christian Confederation]

O that's fine, but soy Berger are evil and not a burger

It's 'berder', like hamberder.

Lol typo

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Mixing things like onions or bread crumbs into a patty can actually add a lot of flavor

O that's fine, but soy Berger are evil and not a burger

I stay away from soy patties, but I’ve tried a few beet patty burgers and they aren’t bad. I’ve also substituted the meat patty with portobello mushroom. A good substitute, imo c

[The Holy Therns]

O that's fine, but soy Berger are evil and not a burger

I stay away from soy patties, but I’ve tried a few beet patty burgers and they aren’t bad. I’ve also substituted the meat patty with portobello mushroom. A good substitute, imo c

Portobello mushroom is a delightful substitute. Made burgers the other day with that and this vegan cheese substitute, was delicious.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I stay away from soy patties, but I’ve tried a few beet patty burgers and they aren’t bad. I’ve also substituted the meat patty with portobello mushroom. A good substitute, imo c

Portobello mushroom is a delightful substitute. Made burgers the other day with that and this vegan cheese substitute, was delicious.

It is. The closest to meat too. But mushrooms are delicious.

[Ifreann]

Portobello mushroom is a delightful substitute. Made burgers the other day with that and this vegan cheese substitute, was delicious.

It is. The closest to meat too. But mushrooms are delicious.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It is. The closest to meat too. But mushrooms are delicious.

Colorful.

[Cekoviu]

Smh, only 10% selected Sir Hasselhoff.

[Ethel mermania]

Well one of those is an entire animal. An animal that has to be raised from birth. Fed, watered, given exercise, protected from disease. Possibly bred with other animals and helped through birthing the next generation. And finally slaughtered humanely. Whereas the other is just a vat of meat.

Incidentally my nickname for my cat.

RAWR HISSSSS. SPUTTER SPUTTER.

[Ethel mermania]

Well one of those is an entire animal. An animal that has to be raised from birth. Fed, watered, given exercise, protected from disease. Possibly bred with other animals and helped through birthing the next generation. And finally slaughtered humanely. Whereas the other is just a vat of meat.

I had started writing a similar response but then I was like 'I just can't be bothered'.. I kind of assumed someone else would take on the mantle.

Still, food is such a weird thing, people will cry out at, say, eating puppies while chowing down on their hamburger, taste is honestly among the most acquired preference, or thinking there's no practical difference between livestock over vat grown meat while decrying genetics and abortion but happily buying food built on misery.

I've a friend on a diet I can't remember the name of but has a K in it that apparently means you just eat the fattiest meat available. I had to sit through a dinner listening to him talking to all these benefits and just..

The human relationship to food is bizarre.

Ketamine, essentially a carbless diet. The idea is if you dont eat carbs all you do is burn fat.

[Ethel mermania]

O that's fine, but soy Berger are evil and not a burger

I stay away from soy patties, but I’ve tried a few beet patty burgers and they aren’t bad. I’ve also substituted the meat patty with portobello mushroom. A good substitute, imo c

Portobellos are good as a meatless burger. I like to cook them on a steak adds a lovely flavor to them

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I stay away from soy patties, but I’ve tried a few beet patty burgers and they aren’t bad. I’ve also substituted the meat patty with portobello mushroom. A good substitute, imo c

Portobellos are good as a meatless burger. I like to cook them on a steak adds a lovely flavor to them

Very much so. I like the texture of them as patty too. Especially if they’re garlicky.

[The Rich Port]

Meat should be meat.

When I get a Berger I expect 100% beef, bacon I expect 100% beef or pork, Checken I expect 100% white meat, Turkey I expect 100% Turkey, for Deer i expect 100% white tail meat ETC, ETC!

You better fucking hope, then, that the food industry doesn't get deregulated so that the big companies can mislabel meat

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Meat should be meat.

When I get a Berger I expect 100% beef, bacon I expect 100% beef or pork, Checken I expect 100% white meat, Turkey I expect 100% Turkey, for Deer i expect 100% white tail meat ETC, ETC!

You better fucking hope, then, that the food industry doesn't get deregulated so that the big companies can mislabel meat

Two words: food adulteration.

[Ifreann]

I had started writing a similar response but then I was like 'I just can't be bothered'.. I kind of assumed someone else would take on the mantle.

Still, food is such a weird thing, people will cry out at, say, eating puppies while chowing down on their hamburger, taste is honestly among the most acquired preference, or thinking there's no practical difference between livestock over vat grown meat while decrying genetics and abortion but happily buying food built on misery.

I've a friend on a diet I can't remember the name of but has a K in it that apparently means you just eat the fattiest meat available. I had to sit through a dinner listening to him talking to all these benefits and just..

The human relationship to food is bizarre.

Ketamine, essentially a carbless diet. The idea is if you dont eat carbs all you do is burn fat.

Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser and popular recreational narcotic. And very low in carbs.

[Ethel mermania]

It is. The closest to meat too. But mushrooms are delicious.

No, no no, I don't dont that no more
Makes it's hard to get up off the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze..
..


And I dont remember the next line of the song.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No, no no, I don't dont that no more
Makes it's hard to get up off the floor
No thank you please
It only makes me sneeze..
..


And I dont remember the next line of the song.

Because the mushrooms were that good.

[Ethel mermania]

Ketamine, essentially a carbless diet. The idea is if you dont eat carbs all you do is burn fat.

Ketamine is a horse tranquilliser and popular recreational narcotic. And very low in carbs.

Sounds like a win, win, win to me


Ketogenic is what I butchered.

[Valentine Z]

Like others might have said, this could very well be worked into a movie... An anti-meat movie where the villains are meat eaters and they are controlled by, GASP, Satan!

.... I am giving them ideas, don't I?

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Jokes aside, I don't particularly care if you prefer a meatless burger, or one with some meat inside. What matters for me is that I usually love to eat the food that I get, and do not guilt me into it with a ton of preaching.

If you're vegan or a vegetarian, I respect your choice and decision, but do not shove them to me.

[United States of Americanas]

Alright religious hack, @Guywhowrotethearticle

Put the crack pipe down.

Meatless burgers are actually more likely to be seen as less sinful than killing an animal for your enjoyment.

Would I eat one? Meh, probably not. But that’s not for religious reasons. I don’t eat pizza or much any fast food junk food as a rule. I’ve grown to hate the crap.

Pizza is satans food disc! Clogs up the arteries and makes you fat and lazy.

Whoa, uhm. *puts bong down* *walks away from thread*

[Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio]

I do think it's weird it's picked up on their radar, although to be fair it's this one particular nutcase. I haven't really searched around to see if it's an issue beyond him.

Conservative Christians do actually overreact to the idea of not eating meat quite often, at least in my experience. It's a little ridiculous, honestly.

Yeah... It is quite odd considering how more traditional Christian churches require or recommend "fast days" during which meat is off-limits. Even my extremely devout and religious grandfather never followed that law of the church, he even continued to use bacon grease as a sauce on bread and meat (even after his triple heart bypass).