Meatless burgers are Satan's work

[Bombadil]

It won't be a question of forcing restaurants, this stuff will soon become cheaper than real meat. Even sooner if we start seriously with insect protein.

Plants and locusts are much cheaper to grow than cows.

I’d rather not eat bugs. I can stomach plants but I draw the line at bugs and I believe many Americans do to. So in the end insect protein based meat would only be a net loss and not a net gain compared to cows

I'm sure if it's deemed profitable many people won't even know as the food industry reclassifies crickets as magic flying cows.

[Fartsniffage]

It won't be a question of forcing restaurants, this stuff will soon become cheaper than real meat. Even sooner if we start seriously with insect protein.

Plants and locusts are much cheaper to grow than cows.

I’d rather not eat bugs. I can stomach plants but I draw the line at bugs and I believe many Americans do to. So in the end insect protein based meat would only be a net loss and not a net gain compared to cows

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

[Thermodolia]

I’d rather not eat bugs. I can stomach plants but I draw the line at bugs and I believe many Americans do to. So in the end insect protein based meat would only be a net loss and not a net gain compared to cows

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

Actually I don’t

[Fartsniffage]

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

Actually I don’t

Freak.

But the majority of Americans do. So they're already okay with eating insects. It's all a matter of marketing now.

[Thermodolia]

Actually I don’t

Freak.

But the majority of Americans do. So they're already okay with eating insects. It's all a matter of marketing now.

I eat very little of chocolate, depending on the type it actually causes me stomach issues. And I can’t handle the texture of peanut butter.

However the amount of insects that are in those foods is minuscule compared to an entire patty made of insect protein

[Fartsniffage]

Freak.

But the majority of Americans do. So they're already okay with eating insects. It's all a matter of marketing now.

I eat very little of chocolate, depending on the type it actually causes me stomach issues. And I can’t handle the texture of peanut butter.

However the amount of insects that are in those foods is minuscule compared to an entire patty made of insect protein

Like I said, it's a matter of marketing.

[Thermodolia]

I eat very little of chocolate, depending on the type it actually causes me stomach issues. And I can’t handle the texture of peanut butter.

However the amount of insects that are in those foods is minuscule compared to an entire patty made of insect protein

Like I said, it's a matter of marketing.

Again it’s not going to go anywhere. No matter the marketing

[Fartsniffage]

Like I said, it's a matter of marketing.

Again it’s not going to go anywhere. No matter the marketing

"Enjoy the new McRib, now with 5% less fatty protein.*

[Nakena]

I’d rather not eat bugs. I can stomach plants but I draw the line at bugs and I believe many Americans do to. So in the end insect protein based meat would only be a net loss and not a net gain compared to cows

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

Most chocolate is just sugar stretched with fat. Pure carbs. Disgusting. Actual chocolate has a slight bitter taste.

[Fartsniffage]

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

Most chocolate is just sugar stretched with fat. Pure carbs. Disgusting. Actual chocolate has a slight bitter taste.

We get it. You've cut carbs out of your diet. But right now you sound like vegan telling everyone about their veganism. So shoo.

[Farnhamia]

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

Most chocolate is just sugar stretched with fat. Pure carbs. Disgusting. Actual chocolate has a slight bitter taste.

Life has a slight bitter taste. Chocolate makes that bearable.

[Fartsniffage]

Most chocolate is just sugar stretched with fat. Pure carbs. Disgusting. Actual chocolate has a slight bitter taste.

Life has a slight bitter taste. Chocolate makes that bearable.

Life is chocolate coated coffee beans. Sweet and slightly bitter as long as you just suck. Bite down and it's all bitterness and terrible grittiness.

[Kowani]

Why? You eat chocolate don't you? Peanut butter?

Most chocolate is just sugar stretched with fat. Pure carbs. Disgusting. Actual chocolate has a slight bitter taste.

Actual chocolate is only consumed by Aztec Nobility, if we’re gonna be pedantic.

[Farnhamia]

Most chocolate is just sugar stretched with fat. Pure carbs. Disgusting. Actual chocolate has a slight bitter taste.

Actual chocolate is only consumed by Aztec Nobility, if we’re gonna be pedantic.

And where is the Aztec nobility now, hmmm? Exactly. If human history has taught us anything - and sometimes I despair that it has taught us anything - it is that things once reserved to the "nobility" are sooner or later shared by the non-nobility.

[Xmara]

I’d rather not eat bugs. I can stomach plants but I draw the line at bugs and I believe many Americans do to. So in the end insect protein based meat would only be a net loss and not a net gain compared to cows

I'm sure if it's deemed profitable many people won't even know as the food industry reclassifies crickets as magic flying cows.

New idea: genetically engineer bugs to be the size of cows.

But on a more serious note, I’ve tried both crickets and mealworms, and they were pretty tasty, so I’m down for it.

[Fartsniffage]

I'm sure if it's deemed profitable many people won't even know as the food industry reclassifies crickets as magic flying cows.

New idea: genetically engineer bugs to be the size of cows.

But on a more serious note, I’ve tried both crickets and mealworms, and they were pretty tasty, so I’m down for it.

Americans love lobster and crab. What's the difference?

[The United Chinese Republic]

I'm sure if it's deemed profitable many people won't even know as the food industry reclassifies crickets as magic flying cows.

New idea: genetically engineer bugs to be the size of cows.

But on a more serious note, I’ve tried both crickets and mealworms, and they were pretty tasty, so I’m down for it.

Just increase the oxygen level, and bugs will go supersize.

[Bombadil]

Actual chocolate is only consumed by Aztec Nobility, if we’re gonna be pedantic.

And where is the Aztec nobility now, hmmm? Exactly. If human history has taught us anything - and sometimes I despair that it has taught us anything - it is that things once reserved to the "nobility" are sooner or later shared by the non-nobility.

Like lawns.

[Xmara]

New idea: genetically engineer bugs to be the size of cows.

But on a more serious note, I’ve tried both crickets and mealworms, and they were pretty tasty, so I’m down for it.

Just increase the oxygen level, and bugs will go supersize.

Time to plant more trees

[The United Chinese Republic]

Just increase the oxygen level, and bugs will go supersize.

Time to plant more trees

Boom - deforestation dealt with, and alternative meat sources developed. It's a win-win (or not, depending on how big the bugs become)

[The United Remnants of America]

I'll skip the veggie burgers.

Honestly if theologians are losing their shit over a plant patty, just wait until they find out about the ability to grow meat chunks without harming an animal in order to make food.

[Genivaria]

A meatless burger is called a salad, I don't even believe in the Devil but this could totally be the work of Satan.

[Aclion]

I'll skip the veggie burgers.

Honestly if theologians are losing their shit over a plant patty, just wait until they find out about the ability to grow meat chunks without harming an animal in order to make food.

I can't wait for this. So many animals I want to eat but they are endangered/extinct/adorable.

[Fartsniffage]

A meatless burger is called a salad, I don't even believe in the Devil but this could totally be the work of Satan.

Sure Homer.

[Genivaria]

A meatless burger is called a salad, I don't even believe in the Devil but this could totally be the work of Satan.

Sure Homer.

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