Bibles in Hotel Rooms

[Hammer Britannia]

Well unfortunately, she was wrong. While males don't literally run out of sperm usually, it is apparently possible for a man to die from too much masturbation. It screws up the endocrine system and takes a heavy toll on the body in terms of fatigue. If you want more energy, stamina, and etc. the only way often really is to abstain. It'd appear that the anti-masturbation attitude in the old testament had wisdom and truth to it.

Uhuh... you need a shit ton of sauce for that.

Also, I have yet to see how this connects back to "Bibles in Hotel Rooms".

So not only is it bullshit, it's bullshit not pertaining to the topic.

[The Alma Mater]

Well unfortunately, she was wrong. While males don't literally run out of sperm usually, it is apparently possible for a man to die from too much masturbation. It screws up the endocrine system and takes a heavy toll on the body in terms of fatigue.

Source?

I suppose it technically is true that someone with very high bloodpressure could die from masturbation*.
So perhaps that Kama Sutra next to the bed was not that great an idea afterall


* Though they would then also have died from regular sex with their spouse. So...

[The Rich Port]

...Of course, today we know that's not the case at all, and she encouraged me to go right the fuck ahead... As long as I was thinking about the girl I wanted to marry.

Well unfortunately, she was wrong. While males don't literally run out of sperm usually, it is apparently possible for a man to die from too much masturbation. It screws up the endocrine system and takes a heavy toll on the body in terms of fatigue. If you want more energy, stamina, and etc. the only way often really is to abstain. It'd appear that the anti-masturbation attitude in the old testament had wisdom and truth to it.

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL GOING ON ABOUT HOW YOU MASTURBATING CAUSED VITILIGO? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN.

THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THAT WORKS.

https://www.thebody.com/article/masturb ... exhaustion

[New Waldensia]

What's your take on this NSG and the work of the Gideon Association?

I used to be a Gideon and helped with Bible distributions.

[Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio]

Nice idea. Just add Qurans, Torah, etc. for equality when you can.

I'd like to go to one of those hotels.

Same. Except a Qur'an can't be in a drawer, it's supposed to be in a high, easy to see place. At least, that's what my family does.

Out of curiosity, do you know if that tradition predates the first literate in your family? I know that my illiterate great-grandparents still kept a Bible on a high shelf.

[Hammer Britannia]

Source?

I suppose it technically is true that someone with very high bloodpressure could die from masturbation.
So perhaps that Kama Sutra next to the bed was not that great an idea afterall

I think a person with that high of a blood pressure would die from walkin out of bed

Same. Except a Qur'an can't be in a drawer, it's supposed to be in a high, easy to see place. At least, that's what my family does.

A Hindu book would be pleasant too.

Fuck it, let's just turn hotel rooms into libraries of theological content. The Torah, The Hindu Vedas, The Quran, Theogony, you name it? We got it

That sounds unironically cool, actually.

[The Free Joy State]

Uhuh... you need a shit ton of sauce for that.

Also, I have yet to see how this connects back to "Bibles in Hotel Rooms".

So not only is it bullshit, it's bullshit not pertaining to the topic.

Wait... I get the link...

The Gideons must distribute the Book
So that holidaymakers will look
Then they'll think about Jesus,
And contageous diseases
Instead of wasting their sperm to...

Well, use your imagination

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Same. Except a Qur'an can't be in a drawer, it's supposed to be in a high, easy to see place. At least, that's what my family does.

Out of curiosity, do you know if that tradition predates the first literate in your family? I know that my illiterate great-grandparents still kept a Bible on a high shelf.

I don't know my family history like that. All I know is that was how my family has done it. I can take an educated guess and say that my great or great-great grandparents were illiterate, since African-American slaves were banned from learning to read and write

[Neanderthaland]

Uhuh... you need a shit ton of sauce for that.

Also, I have yet to see how this connects back to "Bibles in Hotel Rooms".

So not only is it bullshit, it's bullshit not pertaining to the topic.

Well, you see, it is apparently possible for a man to die from too much scripture. It screws up the medial prefrontal cortex and takes a heavy toll on the mind in terms of guilt. If you want more intelligence, willpower, and etc. the only way often really is to abstain. It'd appear that the anti-theist attitude in the old Soviets had wisdom and truth to it.

[The Rich Port]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL GOING ON ABOUT HOW YOU MASTURBATING CAUSED VITILIGO? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN.

THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THAT WORKS.

https://www.thebody.com/article/masturb ... exhaustion

It's funny but don't bully him.

It's one thing to believe that it's somehow immoral, but he's outright lying, and it's a hilarious, complete ignorance of reality, at that, and I'm calling him out on it, gimme a break here =_=

How do you think teenagers feel when their parents tell them they're immoral because they do something perfectly natural?

[Galloism]

It's funny but don't bully him.

It's one thing to believe that it's somehow immoral, but he's outright lying, and it's a hilarious, complete ignorance of reality, at that, and I'm calling him out on it, gimme a break here =_=

How do you think teenagers feel when their parents tell them they're immoral because they do something perfectly natural?

If they browse nsg, they probably feel that their parents need to go away so they can wank themselves white.

[Saiwania]

Source?

It has to be an extreme number of times within a 24 hour period. The last rumor I've seen verified is anywhere from 40 to 60+ times before a male's body can't take any more release and the stress builds up until their heart quits on them. Your physical body can only take so much abuse or neglect. Usually you get enough pain signals to stop, but if you keep pushing yourself, then you can maybe perish.

[Aclion]

Everyone should feel bad about adultery. It's a betrayal of the relationship you built with someone you clearly care very much about, and will be extremely hurtful to them should they ever find out.

Except, what do you mean by adultery?

In my school catechism, adultery meant any kind of non-approved sexual activity.

adultery noun
adul·​tery | \ ə-ˈdəl-t(ə-)rē \
plural adulteries
Definition of adultery
: voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and someone other than that person's current spouse or partner
also : an act of adultery

Also, I have yet to see how this connects back to "Bibles in Hotel Rooms".

So not only is it bullshit, it's bullshit not pertaining to the topic.

>Bibles shuldn't be in hotelrooms because they say "X" which is bad.
<"X" isn't bad

and now you're caught up.

[Galloism]

If they browse nsg, they probably feel that their parents need to go away so they can wank themselves white.

Off of NSG?

Rule 34.

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Source?

It has to be an extreme number of times within a 24 hour period. The last rumor I've seen verified is anywhere from 40 to 60+ times before a male's body can't take any more release and the stress builds up until their heart quits on them. Your physical body can only take so much abuse or neglect. Usually you get enough pain signals to stop, but if you keep pushing yourself, then you can maybe perish.

Dude that's not a source. I asked for proof, not more explanation.

[Hammer Britannia]

Rule 34.

What are rules 1-33?

1-32. I am the senate
33. JK, Max Barry is

[The Alma Mater]

Rule 34.

What are rules 1-33?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... 20Internet

Although rule 34 was there first.

[American Pere Housh]

Slots a key card into the slot on the hotel room door handle. The light goes green. He turns the handle and pushes the door open. Nice room. Bright. Clean. The air smells fresh.
He crosses the room, and puts his bag on the bed. He opens the bedside drawer. He removes the copy of the Bible, turns, and places it on top of the desk. He turns back. He removes the copy of the Vedas, and places it respectfully on top of the Bible. Then the Sutras. Then the Quran. Then the Torah. Then the Prophecies of [violet].
Finally he opens his bag, and takes out his clean underwear which he places in the drawer.

LMAO

[United States of Americanas]

It’d Be hard for a hotel to offer every religious book without filling up the entire nightstand but hotels should have a library with at the least all of the popular books of religion and offer ability at reservation online to select what book you want placed in your room if any.

The ability for people to opt out of having any religious texts in their room may also help as some unethical people have stolen and defaced hotel Bibles.

When I go to a hotel am I going to read the Bible, maybe, if I need it’s resources to deal with a situation. I have found the Bible to be a helpful book in hard times. Not for it’s junk on hell and controlling people but mostly the uplifting and spiritually healing Proverbs along with the useful book of Lamentations which helps with creating prayers of lament.

But if I don’t need it, I’m unlikely to read it.

If you go to a hotel and you’re so offended about a book in the nightstand you have bigger problems in your head that you can’t just close the drawer and leave it there.

[The Batorys]

Good for rolling blunts.

[San Lumen]

It’d Be hard for a hotel to offer every religious book without filling up the entire nightstand but hotels should have a library with at the least all of the popular books of religion and offer ability at reservation online to select what book you want placed in your room if any.

The ability for people to opt out of having any religious texts in their room may also help as some unethical people have stolen and defaced hotel Bibles.

When I go to a hotel am I going to read the Bible, maybe, if I need it’s resources to deal with a situation. I have found the Bible to be a helpful book in hard times. Not for it’s junk on hell and controlling people but mostly the uplifting and spiritually healing Proverbs along with the useful book of Lamentations which helps with creating prayers of lament.

But if I don’t need it, I’m unlikely to read it.

If you go to a hotel and you’re so offended about a book in the nightstand you have bigger problems in your head that you can’t just close the drawer and leave it there.

In this case as far as Bibles are concerned they are placed there by the Gideon's. They want people to take them if they need them. The hotel is given more Bibles than rooms for the that reason

[United States of Americanas]

It’d Be hard for a hotel to offer every religious book without filling up the entire nightstand but hotels should have a library with at the least all of the popular books of religion and offer ability at reservation online to select what book you want placed in your room if any.

The ability for people to opt out of having any religious texts in their room may also help as some unethical people have stolen and defaced hotel Bibles.

When I go to a hotel am I going to read the Bible, maybe, if I need it’s resources to deal with a situation. I have found the Bible to be a helpful book in hard times. Not for it’s junk on hell and controlling people but mostly the uplifting and spiritually healing Proverbs along with the useful book of Lamentations which helps with creating prayers of lament.

But if I don’t need it, I’m unlikely to read it.

If you go to a hotel and you’re so offended about a book in the nightstand you have bigger problems in your head that you can’t just close the drawer and leave it there.

In this case as far as Bibles are concerned they are placed there by the Gideon's. They want people to take them if they need them. The hotel is given more Bibles than rooms for the that reason

Understandable, though if I needed a Bible I wouldn’t nick one off a hotel, I would call the Gideons or go to a local church to get one. I’ve also been to some hotels where the Bible was damaged by previous visitors which makes me wary. If I were a hotel operator I would offer online and on the phone ability to specify your religion so that an appropriate book may be left in the room or no book at all if the person opts out.

[San Lumen]

In this case as far as Bibles are concerned they are placed there by the Gideon's. They want people to take them if they need them. The hotel is given more Bibles than rooms for the that reason

Understandable, though if I needed a Bible I wouldn’t nick one off a hotel, I would call the Gideons or go to a local church to get one. I’ve also been to some hotels where the Bible was damaged by previous visitors which makes me wary. If I were a hotel operator I would offer online and on the phone ability to specify your religion so that an appropriate book may be left in the room or no book at all if the person opts out.

Point taken but the reason the Bible is there is for someone who needs it. If I found a damaged bible in a hotel room I’d let the front desk know.

There is no need for for someone to be able to specify what book they want or none at all. Some Muslim, Jewish and Mormon books are donating their holy books to hotels as well. No one is making you read it

[USS Monitor]

It’d Be hard for a hotel to offer every religious book without filling up the entire nightstand but hotels should have a library with at the least all of the popular books of religion and offer ability at reservation online to select what book you want placed in your room if any.

The ability for people to opt out of having any religious texts in their room may also help as some unethical people have stolen and defaced hotel Bibles.

That requires effort on the part of the hotel for something that barely anyone actually cares about. The bibles are donated to the hotels and it takes no effort to just leave them in the room. Having a larger selection of books would require the hotels to buy them instead of relying on donations.

Taking a Gideon bible and keeping it for your own use is not stealing. They are donated for the purpose of spreading the Word. If someone is reading it, then it is serving its intended purpose, even if it is not in the hotel room where it was originally placed.

[Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio]

It’d Be hard for a hotel to offer every religious book without filling up the entire nightstand but hotels should have a library with at the least all of the popular books of religion and offer ability at reservation online to select what book you want placed in your room if any.

The ability for people to opt out of having any religious texts in their room may also help as some unethical people have stolen and defaced hotel Bibles.

When I go to a hotel am I going to read the Bible, maybe, if I need it’s resources to deal with a situation. I have found the Bible to be a helpful book in hard times. Not for it’s junk on hell and controlling people but mostly the uplifting and spiritually healing Proverbs along with the useful book of Lamentations which helps with creating prayers of lament.

But if I don’t need it, I’m unlikely to read it.

If you go to a hotel and you’re so offended about a book in the nightstand you have bigger problems in your head that you can’t just close the drawer and leave it there.

Just a few e-book readers each with this on them would allow access to most if not all religious books.