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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:26 pm

Theory time: it was neither the US nor the Iranian government, it was the IRGC running rampant with no oversight trying to get back at us for declaring them a terror organization.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:28 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Theory time: it was neither the US nor the Iranian government, it was the IRGC running rampant with no oversight trying to get back at us for declaring them a terror organization.


Counter theory. It was the Chinese trying to take eyes of what is happening in Hong Kong with the added bonus of disrupting oil supply to Taiwan.

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Postby The Lone Alliance » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:29 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Theory time: it was neither the US nor the Iranian government, it was the IRGC running rampant with no oversight trying to get back at us for declaring them a terror organization.

That I could see the IRGC seems to act like the CIA (Or the SS) in the sense that they act how they will without bothering to get their government's permission and they see themselves as their own thing.
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:32 pm



I wouldn't call them just eyewitnesses, seeing as how they were the victims of what's at the very least attempted mass-murder. Also, considering it's not just one crew member's report, but multiple reports from multiple crew members, it has way more credibility than Mike Pompeo almost immediately screeching "IRAN DID IT!!1!"
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Postby Kannap » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:35 pm

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Postby Scomagia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:36 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable.


I wouldn't call them just eyewitnesses, seeing as how they were the victims of what's at the very least attempted mass-murder. Also, considering it's not just one crew member's report, but multiple reports from multiple crew members, it has way more credibility than Mike Pompeo almost immediately screeching "IRAN DID IT!!1!"

Not really. People wrongly remember normal things they just saw, to say nothing of a chaotic event.
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Postby Torrocca » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:38 pm

Scomagia wrote:
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I wouldn't call them just eyewitnesses, seeing as how they were the victims of what's at the very least attempted mass-murder. Also, considering it's not just one crew member's report, but multiple reports from multiple crew members, it has way more credibility than Mike Pompeo almost immediately screeching "IRAN DID IT!!1!"

Not really. People wrongly remember normal things they just saw, to say nothing of a chaotic event.


And multiple people independently claiming a similar event happened (who were victims of that event, mind you) don't have more credibility than somebody halfway across the world immediately screaming about who the perpetrator is not even a day after the events unfolded because... why, exactly?
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Postby Scomagia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:46 pm

Torrocca wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Not really. People wrongly remember normal things they just saw, to say nothing of a chaotic event.


And multiple people independently claiming a similar event happened (who were victims of that event, mind you) don't have more credibility than somebody halfway across the world immediately screaming about who the perpetrator is not even a day after the events unfolded because... why, exactly?

I just fucking told you. People can credit things that happened before or after traumatic events as being causative or related to the event when they aren't. Multiple eyewitnesses can, in fact, reinforce the false perceptions. Seriously. I find them as uncredible as Pompeo.
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Postby Totally Not OEP » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:51 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Torrocca wrote:
And multiple people independently claiming a similar event happened (who were victims of that event, mind you) don't have more credibility than somebody halfway across the world immediately screaming about who the perpetrator is not even a day after the events unfolded because... why, exactly?

I just fucking told you. People can credit things that happened before or after traumatic events as being causative or related to the event when they aren't. Multiple eyewitnesses can, in fact, reinforce the false perceptions. Seriously. I find them as uncredible as Pompeo.


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Postby Gig em Aggies » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:53 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Theory time: it was neither the US nor the Iranian government, it was the IRGC running rampant with no oversight trying to get back at us for declaring them a terror organization.

It was either Aliens, Poseidon, or King Orm where's Aquaman when you need him
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Postby Totally Not OEP » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:54 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Theory time: it was neither the US nor the Iranian government, it was the IRGC running rampant with no oversight trying to get back at us for declaring them a terror organization.


This has literally been my thoughts the entire time.
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:55 pm

Oh I just love having an ignorant chicken-hawk as our Commander In Chief.

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Postby Scomagia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:55 pm

Totally Not OEP wrote:
Scomagia wrote:I just fucking told you. People can credit things that happened before or after traumatic events as being causative or related to the event when they aren't. Multiple eyewitnesses can, in fact, reinforce the false perceptions. Seriously. I find them as uncredible as Pompeo.


"But me and my buddies saw Bigfoot, man!"

Fuckin' a right.
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Postby Gig em Aggies » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:56 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Totally Not OEP wrote:
"But me and my buddies saw Bigfoot, man!"

Fuckin' a right.

bigfoot is American around them parts its called the Yeti
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Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:57 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Fuckin' a right.

bigfoot is American around them parts its called the Yeti


Iran has Yetis? :o

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Postby Scomagia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:58 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Fuckin' a right.

bigfoot is American around them parts its called the Yeti

Hey, Bigfoot goes on vacation, too!
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Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:00 pm

Scomagia wrote:
Gig em Aggies wrote:bigfoot is American around them parts its called the Yeti

Hey, Bigfoot goes on vacation, too!


His passport photo is just blurry as fuck though.

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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:04 pm

Scomagia wrote:I see people are still jumping the gun and whacking off to the "durr, false flag, durr" conspiracy theories. I am unsurprised.


Desperate to cling to the delusional belief that Iran can be a rational actor and that we’re the problem.

Or, just as likely, desperate to cling to their comfortable lives.
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Postby The Archipelago Territory » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:05 pm

Guys, we’re taking about BOLTON, the man who wants war with Iran. Back in Kennedy’s day Operations Northwoods wanted to attack a US vessel and frame Cuba for it for war...
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Postby Scomagia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:06 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Scomagia wrote:Hey, Bigfoot goes on vacation, too!


His passport photo is just blurry as fuck though.

Well, Bigfoot himself is blurry. :p

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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:08 pm

The Archipelago Territory wrote:Guys, we’re taking about BOLTON, the man who wants war with Iran. Back in Kennedy’s day Operations Northwoods wanted to attack a US vessel and frame Cuba for it for war...


And?
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Postby Loben The 2nd » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:11 pm

The Archipelago Territory wrote:https://japantoday.com/category/national/Ship-operator-says-sailors-saw-'flying-objects'-just-before-attack
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.common ... ying%3famp
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/japa ... d-n1017556
See, I WAS right. It wasn’t iran


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Postby Scomagia » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:11 pm

Loben The 2nd wrote:
The Archipelago Territory wrote:Guys, we’re taking about BOLTON, the man who wants war with Iran. Back in Kennedy’s day Operations Northwoods wanted to attack a US vessel and frame Cuba for it for war...


And?

The fact that Bolton is an asshat and there have been plans for false flags means that this definitely is one. Totally. It's not a dumbass assumption or anything.
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